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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go2 D4 V4 W! W% g7 o( I# v9 [5 N
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.: O3 g- P+ Z8 V. a
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that. F! n6 M% X/ b; }: Z9 E
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
$ C4 g( @5 I5 s# Texactly what her husband asked.* | W& q/ b, N' }
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.1 \4 }: E H- D* T$ |
# U; l8 q5 _" q/ lThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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% o, s0 S7 x q4 K) z$ J( H1 THe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why9 v" w. J. _7 u$ }( M0 d8 |
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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: W# ]; Z3 e. T; l, Q0 O, I3 l. `The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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