Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
. D: E! f4 ?3 K6 Ofishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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' y4 K7 Q- `  S' i; z3 l8 ^We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
  T. o6 k. r6 qweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
6 k- p/ b' |( P, b5 v0 u8 TI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

+ _( T, ^- N; a5 N0 Q5 T1 h" GThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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, d4 w: x5 n- ]The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
3 ^# q( U1 a$ b( ]/ vdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
( m1 o: W9 d/ L* ]& `smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

. ^3 R+ y, x5 ZCut off his........