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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go4 @' a( E' s6 a; V
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that% B1 v, M7 P! | x+ Q
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue" O: U, \! M8 v* m! f8 q/ Y
silk pajamas.' Z) U4 p) V) O0 ^( c( Y4 S
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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( z' u; f8 g- B9 V9 V8 i' wThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.& y& d! G/ [7 a! W# k: h
$ n3 x! v% |8 U$ p3 [! L) j9 KThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?' \% q6 f, S8 f5 C
+ X4 d! S6 E2 | s- R& \He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why4 X; p% K: `" D- O8 x
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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