Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
  z( ~& n2 _) s4 qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
4 {/ H% }- c3 O, w$ B$ \week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
$ J: e& a4 c3 I! p4 LI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
3 A: Q) Q2 @7 n  x5 ?silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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/ p/ K* t7 D) m0 _2 vHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
4 B* }1 ]. ?8 G! j/ gsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

6 F7 P6 b7 o4 W1 K  BCut off his........