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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go- Q" \# U% E! h0 @4 y: Y
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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: @% j% h z; Y* Yweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &1 | q: ~5 o+ K, @0 E9 L
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue) [+ q7 N9 i) `* \
silk pajamas.'
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3 Q$ Y" t4 `6 r1 h* m7 l+ fThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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# Y0 a! Y; C/ f4 Q; Q+ F& S. }The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.( \, e' ^/ w r/ _5 p+ R3 p/ O: _
# A. ]9 V6 M7 ~ X9 J; iThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?2 t4 D- V6 c3 r2 f, P- X- c
) l9 k2 J! o* }' x# S- o' `9 L* GHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why1 u. g1 \; l( C5 p- z# N! m
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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