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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : ! j* H4 V ?% t+ d) D X
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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) e' D% N! V x' @Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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/ R, U/ o2 U; p) _9 i( @If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.6 E( p: j$ D- F# y2 |. g" `
* Z) p7 W R9 B- z# r& i; PLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ) I+ E9 X) ^' Y. O. u9 V
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. , t- T2 T% G/ w
% l9 V; H7 J* }$ ^Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! s, ~- n( H0 Y3 d! l: c; x
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 6 E3 P' T4 f n% |, v
, N! `( h2 c# i* p) F4 ]1 UWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.. i! u9 h: |" c) a
2 B! g5 p7 e& D0 kShave armpits and legs.
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5 \* ?" ^+ t$ {8 ?6 K8 A7 |8 O+ |Turn off shower.6 N: F: ~( ?; w* ^" a$ r' z" ]
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.8 i" W# O( l, |2 G9 f! v
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ?8 A) Y+ j& G( ?+ R
+ E" |& w4 { b H( ]1 ]Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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7 u. S: A# [: y |, U" X+ x7 mIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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, }! ^! Q* k7 G3 X l4 kHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: & J$ P% C' X4 w* [' E
% p9 N2 w* b5 ETake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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! ^$ P" |4 I' g1 L6 T- ~If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. $ x' L% I# j# G! X" a6 D
+ E6 K- \0 _/ Q' LAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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: N9 Z2 L* N- l. y% j. [, YGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ( y# e" G" i& \1 d. `, l+ s. `! P8 d
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 4 q7 {% U* G5 `" A4 H d U. B
) O; i9 i/ | W9 qFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. . u4 r+ t2 O v6 ~ k. a6 Y
4 P" s$ M/ ]* l. I0 |0 L/ o* BSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. % ~9 Z! Y+ O4 ^2 Z' r* w
* x/ s( ~# q, zWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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9 `5 F; B2 e9 ~' ]1 nWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 3 ?6 H+ S2 M0 ~( v
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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* C# z+ U0 T9 _" DFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. " Q5 L4 H4 y& {$ R' d
2 c b( V9 l u5 e6 y. S5 c/ OAdmire wiener size in mirror again. . a. F4 O; o) q( Q5 w0 N5 O3 u9 e7 L, R
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. , d6 _) h% l% J
5 k! M B; G7 L' o4 [Throw wet towel on bed. # p" F4 a) T$ x+ X6 D7 y8 D6 L+ v9 N
# n9 p2 @2 G: v" c, X8 s; C% Q8 DIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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