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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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0 y8 L$ v* N$ F  N' e( T% e! o3 P7 dTake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.+ Y, q7 O! V4 q  O
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
" p) b8 y$ E$ q5 ^make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.6 B% C0 W* e3 u" x; K& D

) T5 M1 ^8 `( d- n% J5 `Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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! L. r. `2 y3 b$ ^4 B9 [4 GWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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2 B! h" q2 O. r- r6 A. tWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. + F! t, r: H8 i! C, b
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  . N$ P' {; q$ k1 B/ U% ?3 Z
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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3 A9 y. g/ W, jShave armpits and  legs.
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" Q3 d: t+ d+ i+ DTurn off shower.# a, s: @1 w* X
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.; \3 l7 {) ^7 Q0 S1 o( ]. u

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5 q% E+ U$ y3 `) S% mGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  * t; X  S: a; E, M
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ! U5 j( p) s" c/ t8 b
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* G9 |* Q( C. A0 E2 c; F4 HTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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' a6 q8 a" ]# a& LLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  ' j; r( Y8 \+ b
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  5 [0 K8 G: R$ B
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. * m3 q" }4 L$ W; T* J! P) o. z
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  & _/ ^8 v- L. r% _$ y' i1 \

, U; e3 j+ X! \( p. oWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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% f7 F! p+ Y9 LWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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" H1 o, n4 U; _! y* A. W7 YPee.  
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- a( }; [9 s- h$ bRinse  off and get out of shower. " U4 U0 |& Z9 ?# B: J7 ?

- d" X6 p7 O" H6 m7 G$ k4 `Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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  K7 |2 u% ~# G2 rAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ) p7 x4 c$ s  Z) ^# i
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  % Q2 I3 w0 y5 f* Z- V: o
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8 Z/ w4 \) ~- W, r1 `If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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