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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 6 P1 U$ b$ b; A1 \. j% F$ X$ F
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.. R# _5 V% q! Z$ S! \: p
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.( @3 r' ^( t6 ?4 Q5 `* m S
& ~( l; e6 |) d. K, b, ]$ rLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
1 n0 s, v( T. ~make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. g1 m5 {, ? o: ?( J4 h
0 \& x- S$ X& j8 j( ]Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 5 V7 o9 f) U' q$ Q* C9 T
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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. z9 W1 x& [8 h# F5 h9 G wCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..: H+ y- z& @, z; F) ]! `! r
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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H. J _+ x1 v d" `) pRinse conditioner off hair.6 n& o- Y0 r) G6 B( }" n! S0 {
1 }! p7 `, A# m! Q/ z5 EShave armpits and legs.* A, j- i o* n( R
/ f0 G! Q& c4 E3 m1 O! m& s' O9 m5 zTurn off shower.4 s) l9 K, f4 J" f v8 k9 s: ^: [
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 7 p* B: D" r' E& g5 {7 g0 T2 \
5 N5 Y% U( l% l8 v9 z) nGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. : s! U$ H, T8 j, x( G; C
1 m5 a! D, f* {9 ~5 s: SIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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% ?- Z+ V) ?0 I1 B) JIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ! q+ q! ?- T# w$ S9 [! A3 k* i
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 7 j7 e! t5 L0 _0 W1 M! L
5 o, c; ^% m+ r+ D P' |( b& qGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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2 a/ t$ H e0 p; oBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 5 g' x A! A3 q0 j+ ?
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. , w7 R7 o6 g3 q- |3 [5 Q
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. + Q0 ]. d& N% c- n S
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Rinse off and get out of shower. q6 C2 [3 ^0 Y1 F+ |
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. ( a) U- w# X5 c. i- R. s2 k; ^
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 3 C c2 G: v0 U
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. + g2 n+ H, ~/ h& h0 m! M) z! n( T
& W8 t4 H8 G$ ~0 C7 R" {Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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