可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

) w, \: x4 a- g3 M2 H, |) L6 N3-year-old Reese :
3 n, k' }4 O2 i' N( K"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
8 @& s6 c0 Q2 A5 Q* ]: N& y! s8 ?8 EAmen."
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! L# c9 z" c. VA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
! a' F" Q: D. G# P9 ?. x# S* ~I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. \: g$ _$ @- ]4 ]& l% Fin the back seat of the car. His father asked
- G! Q0 |5 P/ \' |6 khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
9 ^: Z8 b7 [) H5 m4 |  aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ n" J2 N' r1 D& |, Z) wwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

' X+ Q- \! I4 ], _8 m# J2 mA Sunday school teacher asked her
; W' S8 `6 N  _children as they were on the way to
! U$ H" U+ S0 }# l2 ~& iChurch service, "and why is it necessary
2 x* c/ b$ U  i) a" M" hto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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# g- I! {9 h+ O& TA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
+ R7 T0 T! r: S, {would say, 'Let my brother have the
: `9 L4 G6 ]* R4 I. c; y# _first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 g% `1 m7 Y2 c* a+ dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' H. L5 `% d0 O8 I% e2 {where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% B  l. u, m1 f4 I5 }% |"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
0 u. x# H7 P4 v- l3 S1 LAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 I" W6 Q9 ?2 ?The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! {2 ~/ n2 U, m" Q: }and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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' b! B! O8 s% ?4 H% m, @! H9 mPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 }6 Z* Y  k$ nRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' b- U, o2 ]- M"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
- g' w& r6 Y6 J; `% u2 d  \  TI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

0 p0 w: E% w5 ?& Y1 \: q' raha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 v/ M; ~& x) [$ }4 D"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ `3 e1 E: Y$ w* \: V0 CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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1 b2 l7 b/ R4 \! D( iAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
# a! G5 X9 [" E2 j
- W: s; `. q( e$ O5 fRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 |& N" {7 j, r( I/ s- w"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

" @0 W; }" g6 W2 eThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby