可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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! L, N$ U7 V2 u8 S) F$ Y" N5 n3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
( t) Z4 f' f! v4 E- HAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: a- ]* R" s; _0 S: c& bdon't worry about it.
) }. u" r  X! {: _( wI'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 A. a5 u# V+ a' X- DAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
0 Q, q$ M4 M# `$ Min the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 c- E2 Z3 O' z! J) j# w; |& cboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
0 j% Y6 ~" c( [. E  k3 {to stay with you guys."
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: [: ~5 v  O5 |5 z9 GOne particular four-year-old prayed,
& D, {1 j" e7 V1 c, ?* Z"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 i2 Z+ V& P( I2 d# d% m; k( Pwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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/ {% d- U) Z, JA Sunday school teacher asked her
8 F4 T3 y; l, L' P. d5 ^children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
: [/ L9 k/ R+ t+ T/ K4 }3 i% z6 BOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

: t9 I! A8 j5 s/ JA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 _0 o0 r) Q, g: d  Y* w3 gThe boys began to argue over who would
# ]1 ?) S5 `! X  v3 e5 S+ |9 Nget the first pancake.
; l! s- i+ ?- x4 H- mTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
/ q  j( Z$ _' Z: o( \first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
4 R) d0 \  a5 Q) E, ]  vsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 J# G' i" V0 K"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
' H0 ~! c& I' [) P: l9 a"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 }- l+ x0 B6 YA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
+ Q7 k" g1 N7 F/ |3 V/ W+ _blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 U1 A4 D+ s; c' Q: p; `girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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8 R& J  y$ I9 U8 A# I. qPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
% `8 `: s' d4 L: H7 {Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

" w, v) r$ E5 p5 T$ \aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ h- h8 O+ C# S. s% qMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 p, w* S; Q% h7 \I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

& J3 F0 K" a; m, f& D9 |3 Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
, u8 g3 A" W# \& V"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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/ E8 t( k) z) d9 W8 c9 A1 m' i好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

( E8 N1 Z" ^) @8 Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 G0 o& W* J  a% S5 J0 v+ k1 JMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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7 V$ O8 L) z1 S" {6 x5 W) [6 {aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
. U$ }% _# B& }9 z) G"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 S1 R5 U% E5 J7 xMy boy's eyes turned ...

% o. M& f! I( i. U( sThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby