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Kids in Church2 B/ B9 U6 u+ B( b6 O
: ?- v# E! z, g3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.) q4 V7 d" E) S U$ u
Amen."# @+ [$ s3 D1 H2 s) ]3 Q
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A little boy was overheard praying:
' @2 [8 \0 j" e$ R* f4 w, k"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy," y0 g2 ~+ e0 ~ M$ @# j- M
don't worry about it.
7 j0 l7 w$ e7 S! n; q- d8 @; [I'm having a real good time like I am."& V$ L. y4 @2 w. j! f D! x
8 {+ D, O$ L0 m# X) P. { @) A: v0 U. XAfter the christening of his baby brother# c2 t5 [% V3 U0 V0 s, c
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
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us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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' ?$ n$ v5 Z. l# Z9 ]4 \5 NOne particular four-year-old prayed,+ t; i4 p1 l2 n. D, {
"And forgive us our trash baskets as. ^5 ~* b" W, d! E* Y/ j8 [
we forgive those who put trash in our
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. @8 H% w# D& | ZA Sunday school teacher asked her
8 X( y7 p$ j, o1 K1 `children as they were on the way to: g# `( r2 _8 W
Church service, "and why is it necessary6 G4 t* O# k& }$ } m
to be quiet in Church?"/ d @7 m2 H& l L" y4 F
One bright little girl replied,) n* J1 q% x; W. g& H# N" B7 o
"Because people are sleeping."" ?% ?4 B7 J# n/ p( R
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
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! h' [( A8 Q- q. L) MThe boys began to argue over who would
v9 T N$ O/ ]5 V) Jget the first pancake.& h7 t3 h2 f3 p$ v2 \
Their mother saw the opportunity for a; k/ ?: h" r. y; [9 C
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."- O0 D8 R/ x" s# A
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children3 S) \2 ]. ^/ r# H) X: T. d, A3 t
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
) i, b2 O9 X J! D/ Egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
c$ R& r- O9 _; Q' z+ o3 J+ cwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- J, D4 q% z% }' q. U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.2 s+ W# O/ a+ }1 C- X
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.0 o( O# h) b$ l& b
The boy thought a moment and then said,. r% T: C- S5 d8 C
"Did God throw him back down?" W! h! Y8 G" H. |, O7 n
6 n' j# g3 v, t: T4 P. xA wife invited some people to dinner.& Y) O) k" _" u; Y8 C5 Y8 V
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
' E* b5 N5 y9 Sgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."+ o+ g! k5 m6 ~* c/ V8 b) p4 n! R
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
6 ?, L8 c0 q- b/ Fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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