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Kids in Church
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4 [0 G% s6 H. h0 Y$ f* L3 X3-year-old Reese :- G0 G: }' K& w6 p8 [9 u. [* T
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,! V+ i8 u; ]* }$ z0 Q
Harold is his name.3 A% l! }. o1 }( m$ A
Amen."/ j# B# i8 R8 Q
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A little boy was overheard praying:
7 M% s, E$ C! F. V1 K"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,8 z4 i$ \2 h3 D. b; ]' t# m* K# i
don't worry about it." d8 D. Q7 x# F# e5 v8 F3 j; [0 b
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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) b5 e3 r1 y$ z* v; c) OAfter the christening of his baby brother
8 N* n7 B9 V1 H1 X' h6 zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. e3 T- F W0 b6 }" y* ?. \in the back seat of the car. His father asked7 D. E z1 r; @. J& V: a$ o
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the" |- r- l2 o, |1 m' i5 J
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! @! v1 \& T' }* Wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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4 O8 H! @' \: q2 B9 _. k8 Y. ]* |1 h3 _One particular four-year-old prayed,
' Y; t5 E( z5 M! E4 N* ^1 a/ v"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* l$ z/ s7 ]3 {2 O/ @" x4 U+ K% ]we forgive those who put trash in our
: n5 r0 {1 q( jbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
0 p; r! k: W- r8 \children as they were on the way to
8 Z- V5 Q! }+ d0 uChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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3 l( o; U4 s. p& _One bright little girl replied,
% q# S0 H4 Y& p0 k" Q( t"Because people are sleeping."! U' r7 S8 o2 y* A
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
3 N; K n4 r0 f; l9 d* Sher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( k! P3 v: M \, Z$ R% RThe boys began to argue over who would
5 y& R- j+ V, {( [8 V* y5 h; yget the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He) _/ ^7 s* n# E& p! V' i
would say, 'Let my brother have the
7 g0 q& [+ U I4 A1 g, H. s5 [9 ifirst pancake, I can wait' ." A' j9 u5 C6 z! T0 N
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
6 V# a2 F; `. X7 E5 o% t& Z. Q: }said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". c0 x g) ]4 j1 M: v( _" d0 a0 B
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A father was at the beach with his children
, s1 w3 O3 } E4 y' W ^, H3 Hwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,: W* u! `- L$ v0 Q
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
5 N1 q: N* M n; Twhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.' Y; f# k% b ^4 w7 C5 Y3 l. i
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
$ Y0 }( b* P. d* g9 j e( j' S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 [% _6 O- B" ^" o$ z: \$ e# o
The boy thought a moment and then said,
% Z9 T4 K9 b/ I9 b! l"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 x9 O% I. K# i2 k+ UA wife invited some people to dinner.
; ]& S# N) ?9 [# }# x- i) fAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; `9 U6 x: @2 `/ E, ~2 Adaughter and said, "Would you like to say the, ?( L! ]) {: K0 I* K# S0 o
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) E7 `6 f/ W/ y) B% P
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ Q) s* a* O/ z3 q% ?The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, K1 t9 o" W/ A; [+ h8 B4 O3 gand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ t5 u6 r9 j- d: E% V- ~5 x
people to dinner?"6 X3 z. U3 H I! a
% i" w: ?/ Z4 ?8 B* zCheers!!!0 [2 j0 Y0 _# V; {
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Peace, love and happines! |
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