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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Kids in Church5 \8 }# N: p% Z3 F0 H0 w
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3-year-old Reese :
+ ^' o. J: l+ S; c  @* b/ m"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,. |$ `6 J* V# B
Harold is his name.
* S3 k5 j8 j! F, j! e/ p+ d/ {' yAmen."
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5 d0 K" ~! ^8 Q1 n/ UA little boy was overheard praying:! V, O6 S$ s5 g( i
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# r7 F2 z, s' W: L& c
don't worry about it.4 U& A# @5 i. Q7 o2 D; ^
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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" s; z% H0 u1 u- Z4 S: c) nAfter the christening of his baby brother
8 y/ T% P) ]7 B+ g! g3 bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ O! ]3 w1 g: H. v2 v' \
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ a. T# X! Z" O* U- ^him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
+ J. t- X/ G# `boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted, K) H- W/ t4 \* P. Q4 i& D4 `
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted7 Y; q: f& N: S8 M; ~" R
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
8 v& ~) e$ w& u. J2 L- l; W! @$ m"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: c9 A3 {' B* U& _1 e5 Nwe forgive those who put trash in our5 B" t4 L6 t0 U0 a
baskets."/ z( w" J- Y3 w. h# T0 y

+ j# D$ ?; t4 s$ h7 \6 IA Sunday school teacher asked her( ?6 z4 t6 c& x
children as they were on the way to/ b9 n2 ~4 W9 u! K3 N* }& c2 S% k
Church service, "and why is it necessary/ T/ m* g. Z% }+ X/ N, k
to be quiet in Church?"
: g: ^: d* R& Q0 DOne bright little girl replied,! [, v& @  f/ d+ |1 ~7 x9 }
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for# q) g% [$ `* t
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, d' g- ~) H4 f& H6 E! eThe boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a& D8 `4 s3 ?& e7 u+ G8 K  [
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
2 g1 ^& Z/ H8 s. dwould say, 'Let my brother have the/ W- W: y8 E  }0 W! m* m" b' w! a
first pancake, I can wait' ."# ^$ ?# N$ K7 b- j5 X& ~
Kevin turned to his younger brother and  U; T' x% q9 M
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"7 j" |5 g9 v5 `5 b: X9 h* Z, Y

1 V+ H( A) {2 ~A father was at the beach with his children
& m( A! _3 b* {) X* D1 ]# j1 rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,- r: w9 {4 D0 U
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ @, L3 H; a! x; i2 a" n4 s6 Iwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand., V+ i2 x! e* F6 N' y
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.) f- i- F  S& @3 F- m1 R! {
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! P; p3 E; x+ [/ K4 d* k3 e# h  ^8 EThe boy thought a moment and then said,
" A8 Y% R! a7 W$ U- ^"Did God throw him back down?"
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" ^; M5 b+ Q5 k5 b# a5 g" vA wife invited some people to dinner.# R; D; a: [* O$ {, P9 w
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old; j) T! C+ C2 f& P* i
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 D( O! L* Z; j: U7 \6 l& Qblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 e7 {" n6 P3 \* f; A! ^% }girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 b5 z/ Z9 B* vThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
* u  V, t3 u0 gand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 s; E5 i2 |; p4 B& t
people to dinner?"
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# [8 X+ i5 n% ~Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 " S+ ~" _$ T/ m* E4 o
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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. O4 h5 [1 ^7 m$ \: S! ^$ d0 u( SRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& E0 q0 u, Y2 q3 H"Don't be selfish!" I said.4 `  f) d! H6 B3 Q
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 6 M7 W2 [5 ^+ d1 g  |, R0 F1 b1 r
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 {) n; _; g+ X6 z! U! f  `' w
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% {% Y* j$ j4 t. R9 O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 m( U! b5 I# M1 u: z$ pMy boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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7 X% m( a$ n, e6 z+ v4 N8 j: bha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % R" g7 I- A9 \5 Z4 ^$ Y. d; x
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ {: V- X! J$ I$ H& g"Don't be selfish!" I said.% ^( t( u4 O& g. O2 j
My boy's eyes turned ...

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9 o' i4 U& Q4 S3 W# r% }Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.' H. r8 Z+ q+ w9 x
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 [, A2 q5 x$ c+ }% S; J+ nMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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