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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.
5 c5 D# e; g% nAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:& @" c2 v0 J0 k% X+ c A6 D1 a
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,- r( t( m5 n/ z8 Y+ ^" y% T5 k
don't worry about it.- }- ]6 ] P% \; S( R0 v9 A
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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: A1 p9 N* C( Q2 r/ U7 SAfter the christening of his baby brother A' Q4 ^: g; ]! V3 L8 ~2 j1 V
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
/ w( c6 m8 c9 b( k5 |2 `5 F; gin the back seat of the car. His father asked( p% N2 p8 i; w) h& [" z ]9 d
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the9 j& i1 X0 \9 \' Z) C2 L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; V y \! X! hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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" h. ]* k5 l" q" POne particular four-year-old prayed,9 u) X! }& R6 r+ }% T& C7 U
"And forgive us our trash baskets as/ q! P& V% p( G% K4 k3 p2 [. X
we forgive those who put trash in our0 X. _9 J* L1 A' Y' M! {% i. C
baskets.", b1 F* H! P: J2 e/ Q$ @( D
3 N# w- R" g0 F! s) z1 FA Sunday school teacher asked her
2 D$ T9 q- j7 I! }6 X9 gchildren as they were on the way to
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to be quiet in Church?"
n: v- F+ ~) z" P& |- y/ O* AOne bright little girl replied,
* W$ m5 D! ]( D& w9 O1 U"Because people are sleeping."1 j7 y# |6 t) R- d' I4 `
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A mother was preparing pancakes for1 H! Z0 K6 `7 @. s
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
( V1 {4 B `- Y( ?4 aThe boys began to argue over who would
# w( E' H& f- Q! ?* jget the first pancake.& K) C% q! N- N$ ?; Y: @
Their mother saw the opportunity for a. l% R; M1 H' o8 m, H6 l% U. ?
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He7 X$ _* X, T6 W, z: E$ w" w; J
would say, 'Let my brother have the% G& U$ A) B* T/ J0 m0 ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."
! v6 {& p# \- o, DKevin turned to his younger brother and" y9 y# u/ t" a7 y- V6 V, N8 l1 t
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"* n1 K0 g1 o% x0 M0 R
( w0 o" T* T% x4 KA father was at the beach with his children( f& v4 S) U) \- R5 z9 Y# \
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& U" a) K! A h% s- k% \0 Ugrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore# F. c' V* A+ ^. ?- R
where a seagull lay dead in the sand." o- |/ k( k. y
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
& a2 T. q2 Y' d9 Q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ R* x! S) G5 v3 y FThe boy thought a moment and then said,) J, ?) K+ D L- P2 R1 M0 O7 a5 d
"Did God throw him back down?"- R6 V* |* L1 q) _, T
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A wife invited some people to dinner.% h( T- d0 O' Q% a4 y @
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' }$ G! K, j9 R8 p# `$ C7 G4 d# l
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the+ Y, k& j; `+ \
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ }" n3 t7 F1 l$ {0 p; h" ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
" u& x+ |: l# X0 }% Z! mThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head- M/ u3 N9 E3 Y$ E4 P. ^
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these+ u, Y" F+ o* W G, ^) l
people to dinner?"4 ?; A) N9 F5 Q/ Y4 R
* W% m8 }/ V# }: |8 I' rCheers!!! j2 T" j4 s, O! @$ s+ N9 J( R7 a3 `, Y
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Peace, love and happines! |
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