可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

- ]5 z3 [: L5 \3 X" f' I0 q9 |3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) S: ]6 d7 Y4 j7 _3 G" F+ eHarold is his name.
5 X! m- c# ^& F) A9 F5 F; vAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
0 [1 B- n9 f. r"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
$ v; I4 I$ V( r" i" w6 C2 [3 zdon't worry about it.
; d/ ?. |3 W$ qI'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 Y/ r/ l% s$ l+ T) W( o6 NAfter the christening of his baby brother
3 L4 K) g# A* z7 l# t6 Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 O0 m) O" O+ V. T3 xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
. t7 f! J' F. }2 u; j' K& o' jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; p# l& |1 @3 l1 a% i# Aus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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. A* m0 q* ?7 k, r, I" `3 ~  q7 z# }. |One particular four-year-old prayed,
0 ?' n! |- }: L5 M"And forgive us our trash baskets as
0 D7 e; v6 F$ [we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
; j6 \! {  D# x, Fchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
2 o4 g% P# n7 S& ~% r  mto be quiet in Church?"
; u7 B3 {+ R  g' N+ e. S3 BOne bright little girl replied,
! `  D" J  Q: S9 a) ]"Because people are sleeping."
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% U4 l+ v  N8 P, fA mother was preparing pancakes for
) H  c- l9 f& ther sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
# V' U- w$ E6 ~5 oTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
4 N/ Q* E; f8 z. P" m. Lmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
# Z0 t* P: b- a* E) @would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
+ U. P7 A6 }/ ]3 l5 iKevin turned to his younger brother and
. d5 k' m& l# ~* ysaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
; p7 w; n) a( u4 Fwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
, g8 h. I: _" i5 U* q"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* P3 F0 n, J+ ], s# H$ ?daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
/ Q& X. d( t8 P- pgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; d+ w3 G7 ]" U* k' kThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
; G: ]. `( S/ V- [and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 o. T( C0 m8 O3 i( M" r5 n# epeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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3 |( u% t# z0 Z! [' |- o8 QPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
+ g" j  D2 ]  w0 ~2 |& v; gVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) d, w  Q* e4 X- X  l. caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

1 `. ~  e8 r  T  i5 naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
5 g( L6 [( y. o+ k; j
3 W" i* h5 O, g- Y8 [1 @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ G  |- B7 g9 Z0 |2 n1 I' Faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

3 w  G, }8 g: cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ W- V$ K4 I" |2 n- p$ V! ~My boy's eyes turned ...

6 _  U7 B7 _. b+ `8 F. ~8 eAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby