2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
( ^& K, ?0 I$ D# c$ P7 U. h8 n9 sYou have 2 cows，
$ j. u$ g. B+ fYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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# B( A" x$ l$ \; Y3 dNAZISM纳粹主义
& n! M+ H. p5 U% j- E) t! d" k( rYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
$ u  r, [  g9 i+ Q7 [4 kYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
' h; ~$ \9 A* I+ jYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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