2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
8 P+ A6 O: L- X) h, }" AYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
  Q, R, w+ [* ^( ^2 j& \You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
: P( \, N; T: Z/ FThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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) y4 {1 m- S/ j( L) _! sNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
5 [+ y( r, X! v  w2 B- Q1 J  yThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
' R8 ?3 {# v3 kYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
$ Q# U8 m! _( p! _# eYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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