2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
2 o6 _7 K8 d3 w/ H+ X# ^) {You have 2 cows，
* o) l, i* A6 u' G! O- ]/ eYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
0 Y) {. \' ?0 H% J2 w- M  rYou have 2 cows，
' O5 h  ~/ \( \+ F8 `5 i# ^The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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, ^  J% o( p7 J# j( E* x' ^NAZISM纳粹主义
  v/ i. n3 ]" H( K+ }" M+ uYou have 2 cows，
: Y& g1 y# R# M+ N. [, r3 VThe State takes both and shoots u.

, T! q' d8 e, rBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
8 h8 t% P- K, p! QYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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5 _8 `; f. {7 s! \2 d: [TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
, f9 v1 O; J, e- [+ N; X8 IYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
6 y# i! K. {9 S: h. k9 mYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
3 J; M+ F7 @5 h& G9 h( b1 n* ~You sell them and retire on the income.
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