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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, g6 s, \% Q7 K* i/ T9 i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html* \& `! A" f5 E; K& M
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The Man Song
% v5 N+ ?9 @/ g by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
; J4 p' G: ^( oI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 o* X& W: M# y' m4 |2 b2 C
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
0 @. N3 g" H- H( r+ l9 ?4 b* _I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) z; K, p0 D. b, n
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
8 W9 D- t7 O* }* Q0 l6 uThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.* [1 w7 d: l* q; F& ^7 N, A5 @+ [5 n6 {
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 d) X; \3 G& g4 ~
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.$ x- ^) K9 y! j5 M6 A4 H- _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
% P. m4 C/ o! u! DI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
' L9 X5 p! R4 P) s' g1 V/ V7 XAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
* C) g! ]' p% s& i1 SBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
- l' z H% x% @ v2 vBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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