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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
p. f( U' P( S1 J) A3 K, P! U( cI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ! E0 ?7 s& [6 h( Q# S+ L
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".! P! O1 F2 Z5 |3 j
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# C/ Q% Y& ~! v) a* f. P5 ~' i+ S$ H
2 `8 j2 k/ _6 q1 nWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
0 M& D+ Y9 o/ sAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.$ w* p) ?0 P( b* M3 f' V
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.- s3 f0 t! u, {) ]5 B2 Z4 y" E. q& s/ X+ h' e
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., k1 N3 U" ]: F1 N. t. \; [& u
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
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I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.. c/ a/ k( M# @! F
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.' w' u/ @" m) z3 {6 M( d! D2 f8 O
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , o) ?; S" \; q0 b
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