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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash7 \" g1 ?/ k; `* [9 U( p
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# A& A+ v; K9 a. ?; x! u$ ?
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
m7 ~1 C5 w' m) A9 v0 dI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 y8 _1 y: N ?5 l2 R q
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 |/ l; k) F3 m8 L1 M3 ~I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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1 O' p4 u5 S' P$ g5 jWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.2 t3 J0 s6 H, d3 l; [& Y! r4 `
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.& c- H$ ~ a) V
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.6 |0 \ ?4 D+ D
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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( p3 h3 C3 S8 Q& C- s3 b. JAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
. y! N6 ^" z6 g m) n3 k'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
! E+ k% ~4 R7 a) V1 O1 w1 p1 |And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
0 l: Y; G3 T5 B) z' d9 a' jI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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: V5 D3 j* v8 Q7 u0 }% b( x8 BAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& ?. V: M( S6 r# p `+ Z* l- t) ]And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
, ~' O. C% ^0 w& K2 eBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
, k" u/ b5 ~2 u* N/ E6 {Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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