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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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: G& }" [. T$ C8 \I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.- J* o3 M. o% m* h0 M4 D8 O0 L; |, Y
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" f3 X. M6 F# L& X4 P: x$ Q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
2 ^( E) Y$ I8 y3 F l. |/ H# O: cI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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. Z4 O1 z/ ?3 X h% a' ]2 wWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.8 H) T2 W; F/ u( F. k& A4 T
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
; |7 Y; N$ m* E% a7 R+ \The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
& a; U* {, j' w* @" ~'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
9 w. D/ I' a6 ~'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." f& U% k ?' }
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
8 {3 [- ^9 m/ n' p, V6 @8 NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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2 Q. S) z/ r# NAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
( x t: [. V/ A, k5 R7 G. oAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 K- D7 V5 k% u1 b% y2 S) c/ B
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
$ _* v4 }: e2 g1 ?0 pBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + u: O% q* F/ h, [- P) C: {
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