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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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9 o" V6 n& T1 A8 ^$ M" bThe Man Song % l* X- U7 T* v0 Y0 Y
by Sean Morey
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4 L( b0 ~4 q' D' b( i' `I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.7 U5 w; e9 D/ g, s0 D& n
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ @/ F1 R" w3 f# T2 u'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
! q- G! f: Y0 \# s: Y5 i9 r6 {I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.) C0 C C6 B7 U
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.' `* n: C; `% ~- I$ @- F2 d
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
7 e5 g6 t% A! A, b: g6 B'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.- t% @, a1 s1 j( G1 R! G/ Z# q
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
! Z: p" V& u: b) O9 a; c. H1 w2 n'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important./ o' q# b5 v. u% e7 w
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.. E* `3 n6 p: ]; u& n2 q2 l# }
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
7 h$ O$ I6 p* ?) o# LAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 o+ d/ S' ] g Q& [8 e2 a: N& X
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ i& x+ V- _: M0 j4 \
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + L$ Q. f( ]% K, @7 {
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