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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
) P$ T# B# q& A9 P; M2 ~I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
, C0 h# S- b0 P& x1 M$ }'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".7 L: ]& W% {9 L8 U/ \
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; X& ?4 W3 c* R3 l6 ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
" N: a7 y* h% o# aThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 u; T e' H7 w+ ~9 S k'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.$ W" t) L+ Y% j; ~
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
6 u' S2 _7 f5 [4 S. g7 Q/ d'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.% s) ^0 t; C; q/ E, H; c% V
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- _" I6 Q0 c: r! V+ r
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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- [* X6 d+ N6 ]4 g0 y" _6 nAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% v1 @ L$ I& r: P, [- q9 Z) IAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
; J( P" v+ f4 VBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
0 C! [; v1 |* W j3 ]) OBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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