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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash1 _2 f9 Q U& l3 N! F$ |
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html* y3 C. r* I/ e3 @! ?
) Y& t- g* ?' D6 c9 j3 RThe Man Song * p* l6 c$ w+ z" M0 u/ S
by Sean Morey ! v6 z! P4 p$ ^) ?# H% F
2 B z) Q& N6 qI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you., N7 B8 S& x' K3 _3 e, {7 V. S
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - {: F3 |; O% E, h
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
0 p$ T/ w5 B9 C% X$ z1 \3 HI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# ~2 ~- M( y+ h; {2 T. B7 fAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
: l) E1 S9 U+ I5 X0 l& M5 Z" y* MThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.5 ]/ j# V$ G" l8 h+ O
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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5 V ]: \: ?/ _And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
) X; [! S. G6 r1 {# e'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 k9 q8 m+ v. q1 i3 w- `And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 [4 v* D' x" Q* X' `, {I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 t7 S) s- |- Y/ J' _
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." _4 W: [% ~# o9 u( w9 Y
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. O' y: k; U4 R t8 yBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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