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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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# i5 W- p1 @" |( XI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
. j- C- U8 b& z' k3 fI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
" M% L: H! ?% W0 z, p9 }5 I" M" U'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
8 B1 u$ t8 P$ p: E' }I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., H- P9 w- K7 I! a* o
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# p2 ^$ X& e" d; w' AAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up., Y. ?+ z- y& `; } O% }. f$ O/ B0 ^
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear." u0 ?7 t7 V- V. f3 ^- o, ]
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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# P' T2 P, i0 F) p) Z" O9 ]And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 V! {8 m1 i7 F2 ^'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.$ V, [( \" D1 x7 c; J0 _
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& K# G( w7 z1 w" h! ]7 ]. cI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around." g/ F9 ~/ [8 l) `/ q
/ z, P; e h3 J l/ G5 i3 |! C( T+ rAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; E r" k. ^2 ~: cAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.. Z0 X) |1 {$ b% O
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., g) O/ m q) |! g9 n9 a
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! & t2 L8 f \2 V# q7 m& T- q6 g) o
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