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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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% n' k+ V" R+ U6 WThe Man Song
5 X) \8 j6 t+ }. J+ Z7 Y- G) r. m by Sean Morey ' q# ?. T' M5 k9 N. t$ F
# I- K% r+ }) U- rI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.4 H) W1 n, U; s. D; ^
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & x$ F6 D$ W, Q
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
: p* y+ h( F( j! D* g! I7 _. nI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.; x& |; I; l1 C8 F; g8 j9 Y
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# S6 n5 K3 J* P# t( TAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
+ N/ p2 M1 x3 {The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 b% w" t4 e. }- j$ T8 u- q'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. a8 P1 T7 `, E3 H8 v0 X+ k
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 n6 z6 K; o1 h4 p/ M'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important./ Y0 _' r/ p2 I6 H4 g' n8 d( @
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.2 N S* k; ^# i( y: V; | ~- T4 S$ l
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.% K6 |. x# D( P
: q* S# c- J/ c& T4 S& ~And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
4 M F' P& j! n" G+ u0 f/ i |And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.! I2 u& d. g0 `/ Y
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
7 @; O% o" p$ G% ~" Y/ E: ~Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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