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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
7 J! m( t' O1 M, O a1 y$ P/ ohttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html4 E. w9 a: Y# j# q& t
6 M" s4 O5 m8 E/ [* |The Man Song
: c7 [0 v1 @9 B# c* s1 |! h by Sean Morey
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: j2 E+ W/ F* O- b, ?I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.$ T' ~- t% q" d _) R1 f
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - P+ M! ^3 ?, f3 {3 ]; ?) ?/ G+ i
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 n9 F9 W) U$ ^, }+ C# j4 MI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.. e' Z' d3 F$ m) i5 y2 `9 y7 T
9 g* q- Z( ^1 Z# `5 WWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ H+ e. p( R+ T8 ?+ V* ?
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.# Q! ~% V( x4 I3 G+ U; l
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
p8 `2 s- `2 ]- n& b" E! l: W'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.2 X# X( o7 V: @6 x* x0 C
% P; X* T0 D k/ q2 {4 MAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' b- k5 }$ F, f4 w% ?# f7 o'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 E/ Q! o: h- \) ~
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- j- d9 R! x4 s& g
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 c6 f2 h* r7 x+ O
! X! ^: l6 X( G* BAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
2 s" Y4 w( V3 L! E/ X* D' Z; Y+ N# gAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.9 y; Z s( \/ l8 a
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
# M' c' a0 u9 Y8 X2 pBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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