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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. * z7 K4 w6 G) [5 v# o7 C
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale8 }' u0 }" n6 }" _" K( O- |/ _
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 j" x1 I( G( u' @
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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6 [" h& }( l$ Lhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
) p, C; e7 c" X; `7 M2 f6 k. Z/ Xget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
% l6 l) f6 d- I0 [all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& M* [& x) C& A1 }# ~
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
. K% {9 K# h4 Y+ Thigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; I4 X4 N) @0 ]* d4 V/ b! o' v6 ]  |sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!: k( v. ]4 z, t8 }3 o& v" G

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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
0 V7 P, h: z9 _9 nDon't quite understand this.

- `' E8 h, r' v" l' R他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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2 O8 I5 n. b, ^So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 7 {1 S. \: |# C, z! n# n! B7 n

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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1 u) c8 {0 g2 \% y  {& j1 jgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 4 \6 ?, l! B1 ?/ f6 o$ O
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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7 m$ \! t+ f9 }3 D0 D+ R% M9 hI am getting married in this coming September.
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