The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

( H; L  {. l- g' F* |0 E; q% lOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
4 Q) o& u5 P, z: u. Ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 ~8 Z4 n) ~3 B* lget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- E3 I5 y" F  j  w& W6 R& G( Z! |  Ball the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
$ p9 s: f7 r3 g4 i: ~high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! m4 o7 Q6 H6 ]) ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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$ e- e1 c/ S; @  I: q0 H) xThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

/ o. j/ a7 w* J: t2 a  s2 j他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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. z6 w" L! c! X, u9 @2 D他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表

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6 R3 m2 z# p1 e; z7 G  {. QYour understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
2 e* G4 {, S! ^' i/ F. y5 d, XDon't quite understand this.

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6 z, |: P7 O5 s* w) TYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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I am getting married in this coming September.