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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. * z7 K4 w6 G) [5 v# o7 C
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale8 }' u0 }" n6 }" _" K( O- |/ _
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 j" x1 I( G( u' @
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: U: T' | N" m- K% N. `dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 [" h& }( l$ Lhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
) p, C; e7 c" X; `7 M2 f6 k. Z/ Xget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
% l6 l) f6 d- I0 [all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& M* [& x) C& A1 }# ~
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
. K% {9 K# h4 Y+ Thigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; I4 X4 N) @0 ]* d4 V/ b! o' v6 ] |sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!: k( v. ]4 z, t8 }3 o& v" G
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