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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 6 R; d# x' \- @6 j7 b) j
7 |# i1 R- X: U9 bThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
9 `6 j3 Q+ `3 E$ t4 |1 dsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
9 u/ i: ?+ S1 `4 E& fdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 C0 o4 A8 C7 m1 I. Lhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't0 Y6 [5 f% r, q9 V% [1 B
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had6 M# b' @* k: l* b' L% t7 M
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched! P( Z- Y* E" @6 @% F& g3 r
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had! c2 n( C8 ^0 F Y
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- J- s" R! `+ H y" E' z# l4 z% C
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 ~; b$ r7 s" {- ~! X* y
* K7 f2 U' }& _. d; n# G* [5 U5 t/ q6 P2 ANow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!6 N" Q1 W$ }8 a% }# z8 t' O
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