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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ( |9 \2 `/ e+ N2 {8 ?, ~
- ?* [- R! o; E4 h9 a1 jThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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2 n* w2 q1 s$ E5 f9 E& t0 kOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl+ }: J; }& E* s3 V1 K2 T
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ S: t3 S; a4 m6 {; }
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
! v2 K# n0 O Z, N" z4 `had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't9 L) M; L# B0 r
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
! R: E7 f2 A- k, l7 @all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
, [! g% G# a. Z4 o: tsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! M( _$ X8 ]4 ~ c9 Z* T% Hhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 V1 T1 L/ E0 Isweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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5 y2 u0 B& F2 E$ S0 C% hNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!+ W. S0 l& }5 T* a: _) K T& ?
) U$ ]1 a5 d, a& r- wThe End |
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