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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. & F5 |7 W" Z* j/ ?1 l4 H* r
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale' C5 ]+ l F% Y" i# X5 j
* f: q" y1 b2 m8 P) ^# t* h: cOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 D' n% u. y; ^- t
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 c+ | W- C, q B- ?
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: B; R5 F/ j. R$ J* Hhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 t+ j: I! J \) t
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had9 A5 ?4 j3 e K. r- Z
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched$ c* N$ ?1 J" W! L/ C8 D9 U/ N
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
) _" }2 c P3 O, R- K7 f8 yhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! m( ~8 a) y& V8 k" ~sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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- w+ m: a7 s6 i, U5 ^Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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