The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
% L5 q; P: l2 I+ V8 s# r/ hdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
/ Z' B3 I; R) w; fhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- S- v6 A5 B2 y1 |# Yget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
# I9 a* J4 V6 k& X$ p3 Zsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 }/ H5 H: I; b: ihigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; A3 J0 E: u1 f8 t3 ksweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 @5 n* S* Y% _5 T. J- w: ]3 uNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

2 J- }; j; k5 `' \* _1 U' cThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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# N$ `& N0 Y* K- L他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

( ^5 L# h( V: U2 cSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

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/ j% }, t& }9 f" i- YYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

I am getting married in this coming September.