Professions(18+)

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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
( `1 i( U4 N% R( J; s- qThe first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
1 l4 v! w+ \* SThe third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
% s+ m: z7 c' D4 k, d: R) G6 y. LShe replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
8 w6 W; k  `, F: G. L% R' b* W) h# xWash, Iron, 法克, Etc."

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