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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.! W$ q3 i4 d, x
8 e2 c" h6 L" E: N; ^" gThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
6 Y- z) z& D, P7 h race again and it won again.
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" h4 W5 y$ k, L V7 J" mThe local paper read:
0 ?1 D- a& Z0 C& B8 nPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the' q( s1 H1 W( u) F
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:, ^5 D2 H+ w" I: X4 S
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.; Z5 X; p( W7 ^- D: S4 i: l" v# P
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
/ ]1 i- n4 B, c" Mof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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; p* c7 p: e4 b5 o, B! t/ jThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
& W0 Y+ _/ E+ ^ ~5 _9 `' ^7 jNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.1 h3 P% o2 S u/ H. V' `' y
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid+ U7 a- U% Z! `" J1 R
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:
: m- r8 r* K/ `" [$ t& `; E1 LNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.8 Q' }& u/ z: H" ?. ~2 G% k
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back6 h s! u9 M8 ~% d% T
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:
! C' L; x" C& t1 KNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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' R' ~/ D( m( OThe bishop was buried the next day.9 _ x0 t( ]0 m- b4 ?1 }) {4 {
* D# W9 Q6 R2 HThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
8 H3 ~5 m/ q& R& A! Y8 ?$ j6 J i5 ican bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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) [, e) |9 g% c% |: N- b8 ySo be yourself and enjoy life...
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier1 @- t( U0 c0 ?( E/ y
And live longer!$ n# h# ~* S# t d" y8 K
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Have a nice day! |
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