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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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( ~9 E5 z' U, j# {: v, D! FThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the' E8 I" J/ t' {$ [+ ^" m. ^
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read:
- Y: X8 s$ s% O& G" f& n6 x% lPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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: ]6 I8 k+ }% J M" T; D. _The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the4 l, [2 H3 [1 ^. E o* |
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
; e' o T$ y' tBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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) _' y$ G& z4 Q/ d1 \: s8 s% x' RThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
+ `. c; p. d9 ^: e$ Gof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.$ b$ e N f8 K, Z! v
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:* y5 U% j5 H; z! v: a
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN." |3 c0 A, s" U
5 b6 k4 D- |3 Q2 _; Y! GThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
9 v/ o( \- J! X5 `, Jof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.7 y5 k% g+ y+ I
+ ?/ e3 t2 s0 A9 w2 \; cThe next day the paper read:; O1 t! J1 t% j0 h
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.7 p* }8 ?) J7 t
2 u7 ~8 M: W/ c+ S; G# w! p" J2 ^$ \This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
' U9 @/ [- u4 u* x+ E6 }. U7 k% G$ mthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:$ O/ s* p: }5 u; O: \
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.; P) ^/ X* l% d. m1 P( X
9 c, Y$ ~0 Y1 V) s- wThe bishop was buried the next day.) g6 R( U* F9 Y9 H
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion6 ]7 C4 ~, V4 i' L: N% l2 c
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.2 P* d9 G0 l# g1 F$ ?/ e; y3 {
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So be yourself and enjoy life...: D3 _4 @- h! F! u
. H! B9 Z$ q7 IStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
# l0 x( [5 F0 @% G5 t4 u; E And live longer!
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$ q# V: X( m/ c; \# v; }Have a nice day! |
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