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5 Q5 N0 u4 u1 s1 I- I. \: S: ^Why did God make mothers?, d3 {: t" i, ~8 Z6 u z, M
$ I9 z; W/ o* T/ n" t% S7 c1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.$ l( G8 Q6 G, n( d7 } e/ q
2. Mostly to clean the house. ( ]4 V2 j( i, x* ]6 ?! Y
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? $ X! P D0 R/ S# E
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
* {1 j, ^ C4 r2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
& w2 A) C0 l2 S0 o3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 9 e( \% I+ B/ E. Y( x5 {( t; Z
+ F" @( j9 r# P9 x1 c0 JWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? 6 N1 Y3 ~$ W! [3 x8 s) y" _" V
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. - l- m/ W; X2 }; \6 B! }- |4 `$ h! k
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 7 ~9 @, u4 N2 ^3 M; ]7 e9 d
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? . K/ L: s( z m9 i1 Z2 H! h
1. We're related.
+ }. V. R( I5 D# X$ _0 Q" `2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 8 y& T, U* @; ]5 D7 {1 r) a
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. . b J2 Y* L. ? G) O
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 7 A0 W) j4 S2 M# u1 J) c
3. They say she used to be nice.
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9 \/ Y& X! S* h- I1 e: xWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
( U s C. `# p3 ^; n& k/ \2 ?1. His last name.
. k3 i0 f) U' ?5 s! Q2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
4 E! e7 o% g# n3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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; C' `) F$ Z7 f0 k u& f+ oWhy did your mom marry your dad? 3 b+ m: Q' |2 J4 ]" m
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2 u& T8 Z2 U* C, c: ]2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
" }; F) x/ J5 v0 M" k: ?3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? , s* C- E+ I1 c
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. # r6 _# v' L R
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
, z6 N( V9 M+ v! f3 i# x' d3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
$ \) h: d$ H! K1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 6 r1 Y( f; w3 |7 ^
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.) n4 v. a( R+ V3 Q5 Q
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 5 M" h! d3 V. E0 s/ ] z
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ; V* C4 E! a+ T: T$ a [
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
) r' T' U3 V h# U" ]2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. & u( x. I/ U8 X
6 i& w2 ` q7 E# w4 [What would it take to make your mom perfect?
: L" ]. M8 X. ~% c6 L1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2 K% Q3 Q; ]' a: S2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 9 `" Z: y/ t/ r
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 7 R8 Y! l2 V1 s2 n6 Q
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. ! L- o( V! C% A- J" `+ T8 u. Y, [
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
% R6 [) c9 Z8 a% ]3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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