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Why did God make mothers?0 c; g- a- {4 A2 p A
3 F7 z4 ?# s( A! q1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.1 P4 x" u7 X4 A d
2. Mostly to clean the house. ' ]+ D; F$ y# S' C
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. i+ k3 [7 b; v4 p( Y; E* P5 x7 W V2 D
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How did God make mothers? 4 q- m" r- O- Q
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us., l5 n# ^# O4 H
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 9 G# Z' U) M( I1 D
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 2 H" q0 l6 f4 Q, b W" ^
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
7 [1 W$ s: k- C, T3 D a' K1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. / k2 i) Z4 ^8 T
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. - C# b0 Q0 s+ O; W' b1 l
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
" @8 f* @0 ?- H8 f1. We're related.2 e& j; m+ w' W
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. : _* n$ Q: I* m( R! b
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What kind of little girl was your mom? * R4 S# @- x. X A/ y% [+ h
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 5 n( K# d' D' ], v0 C
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. " s# Z/ s7 D; J* Q$ M- x
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? + p7 ^9 P, A% F \
1. His last name.: p. ~; m( d$ ]) a6 \6 K0 `
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?6 x& J: F2 [- L/ M/ R% B1 o
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? - _! S( z/ d0 d! }/ z
4 C2 Z1 }9 r! ~Why did your mom marry your dad?
; y0 f4 H5 w9 m2 |" |# E1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 0 H* w( s+ {9 i/ M% I0 c* P
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 7 R0 M1 l7 l# q, A, f* u
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 4 ^5 c3 k! C: o8 M
, n" Y Q5 j2 l3 ~3 M6 f5 }Who's the boss at your house? h7 i) Y3 g/ q/ K( P9 W
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ' g6 \ I* ~% h j1 Z
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed., O, q0 _' ^' X& ]+ i
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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) v% M: T$ D1 v' E* y- dWhat's the difference between moms & dads? 7 F' O* J$ I/ z2 W! ?7 Y) h3 b, U
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. " h5 A2 m8 I) y) C# j- G
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.1 f2 Q6 P2 N: o8 c5 L6 r
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 2 _9 p( F0 k2 c
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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# \; |% B) D9 q; U2 Q0 i* i8 w {What does your mom do in her spare time?
" C& e% b8 f# [0 S- b o1. Mothers don't do spare time.) \ U" b6 n+ z% ~" q2 H
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ! s' j3 b4 J' k
* M! N7 Y. L9 aWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
; ^6 `7 f* F. v' k7 c, }% J1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.+ T- Z/ l6 _, N$ ^
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. G6 ]) R* \: H1 H7 h
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ! v" a4 {- `7 S' u s$ h
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
8 v6 A- ?$ y6 j& u* Z, p2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me., E% x5 k+ o, C
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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