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: d, g7 A# Q. c( fWhy did God make mothers?# M/ F3 S6 t9 m p: e5 ^
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
& w* H2 p$ m4 i1 v2. Mostly to clean the house. % N# m+ J2 W- M3 b. y# P
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? , s) c) `8 y# j0 E$ j9 N. _
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.; k! b- ~% v# {7 S: W1 L- v: Q
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ' w8 c& w7 ?% \: Q v
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ; Y7 E, {$ x+ o( X: l/ @
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
" v6 O. ?: V+ e& }. S; b) Y$ A1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
* O2 ?. L; b$ c( s5 ]0 Y2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 6 k! y! I% `" y, r2 x* T
" q& A2 H7 [: {$ X3 m" T4 e5 kWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? ' B% i$ X# z& n: Z0 G' b, @: y
1. We're related.# Y1 t# J/ c& b" u/ F
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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' Y; {+ h* O( v1 C! W# eWhat kind of little girl was your mom? " x s4 Z% k: l9 \1 N
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
, z; O" ^! o7 d2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
) m* k, K6 a0 U3 J8 n2 D3. They say she used to be nice.
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" ^! `! L- ~: Q0 D7 R4 n9 G) qWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
# h4 C2 e. z! t/ W9 a1. His last name.
6 Q% ~4 p8 t; f4 E; n' s. g2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
1 I" N( L9 _) W3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
* M, s8 a4 l2 W4 l+ D. s; ?- r- H! y# \1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2 {6 b* ^# ?% ?, a, Q2. She got too old to do anything else with him. . e2 Y f6 u0 g, A
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 3 ~' P/ d" u# v2 D! @4 q I6 x
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Who's the boss at your house? & S5 q& b' Y! \) z
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. % U9 A' O. r. o7 R! q' d' F3 ~
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.% ^4 P7 U" {8 J
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
6 L% d+ l# [7 {3 R8 r; _1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ! h; \5 f! @- ]2 B
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
$ L, _; q, d6 K+ e6 h7 h. I2 l3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. , X8 f) C( i4 m# A5 n
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 4 h3 C6 R8 t& {9 C
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What does your mom do in her spare time? 4 c8 F% N: V3 l2 ]% U
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
1 T+ [6 D. F7 g% J! @' h5 q2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 8 ~: h1 x# @; _8 s% {" N
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
% R( h( ]" @+ B/ g5 w2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? & q0 _6 q" p6 t" W. b- H
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
, |( L6 S4 Y7 M ^2 f1 G2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
. u& w9 m. B2 Z3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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