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* t/ b3 g/ ]5 N2 V( pWhy did God make mothers?+ h4 `% y+ ^: V1 C+ j0 ~
$ F/ ~) s: U% C$ }: W, J/ K1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
& r/ M$ D0 p/ X" ?& M. ^ s2. Mostly to clean the house. 9 q! W. l3 V$ I+ W g) g
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? ) K/ ?3 J( M T4 T+ m
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.6 C4 e" X% g/ Z! S$ Q& v9 b/ f5 e
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
& g: p/ T% ~, K1 ?% I0 ]0 L8 j: O3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? - q Q# \' }! _ E; w) b0 h# j
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
, T) {2 m! D- [1 P6 w" k4 _2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 3 F `% W1 b: D8 v3 ~6 T$ i2 I
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 9 c) A# h/ [8 R7 h8 a
1. We're related.
6 s* U: X `8 z& z3 J/ O3 `( t2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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6 w( l" l/ Z8 V: x/ LWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
/ P+ G) o5 D: F1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. , m0 S; n( o4 f, q# @
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
) h+ G m- P+ J+ @3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
& s4 i( Y) R) N' }. N1. His last name.
7 S4 N4 K& H" U2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?& n% Q1 C* o! B
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 0 O# P- _' U& ] @& u/ B6 C* F
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Why did your mom marry your dad? . S2 V' V" a0 W, h" w# J, E
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
- y* W. ~) {2 y$ C% }3 n8 R2. She got too old to do anything else with him. + W! V& }% o6 q J7 v9 _4 G P8 n
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. # M% V, c* Q$ Z
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Who's the boss at your house?
& h. v C- S$ U9 R1 r5 F1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. * o% o& P% D+ L8 ~9 F# U) E
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
$ ]" D' l) ~6 B4 c9 s/ y3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
6 q. z' F+ { O( J0 L1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
# i" t. S: ~/ B9 ~ {) d- F9 N2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.' A' P \$ T) ~0 U+ r6 x: Y4 C
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. & z: g4 Y6 E1 W. a! ]4 J/ n
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ! K5 n: _! f: w1 ~2 Q7 F8 L" Z2 {
1. Mothers don't do spare time.- m, z! H* S6 M8 v( Q
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 0 P7 G( N$ k$ @
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
0 K) l h4 c! P6 E1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.7 B, {5 T9 Q, b1 y
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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/ o8 x! ^( P' W T. Y4 O6 R- W2 d/ \If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
, j1 k& V' {- O8 e3 e3 _# S$ l8 E, ^1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
# z. U5 B6 ]: R5 I: Y$ z; h: S' A- f2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
4 o/ ~ B" ?( G3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ) l' n% Y, O& z* l. p5 \
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