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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' % V1 W( j/ @0 q; V
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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8 M& {7 u x1 f The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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4 ^! Q/ V* X8 p# _ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. , u1 @6 M u4 A3 F
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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0 b9 T. K0 s# d7 i+ s) g2 K 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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& ^6 |$ Q6 h# e. V5 Z2 F9 A Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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) y( u# Y( @( s He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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