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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 3 }+ A' e& a4 ?! `' N5 ~
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) H8 w6 o& j- s9 m; Z C2 g/ UA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' % Y* P$ R6 I+ I L8 G, [, I- `
$ @. x& a# [6 Y! ] Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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* V1 l" J. Q, a0 { She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to C% ~2 b/ m$ C" f1 Y2 Y' s9 Z! y
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Her and says, $ X T k1 b7 Z& e. R1 V
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; ^ _- r8 k) P) A& k 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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- w0 v7 e4 b) P8 s) B Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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+ |2 w/ K4 J0 r8 @: ^ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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0 R& ?7 i) }6 _# `/ r: R Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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4 ? K, W3 K1 y" r+ e' N 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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