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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. # c2 H% O7 h) w
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# g; d4 \3 f E8 _/ E6 @9 RA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 0 }9 @7 N0 W4 ^8 C
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. s5 S9 O( e5 ^& ]& B0 y. S
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3 K* u3 k: ?/ e1 y4 w4 M She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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& A1 ~ v, S: G) A7 Z8 E% |5 u' a He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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8 F9 P5 ~+ H3 v4 v. @% S _9 ^# a Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ) K& g5 f$ J8 ^! x2 D3 j( s3 m! q
f6 n) ?; P8 R% x4 T Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " u$ z$ k5 n3 [* R ~ G. D
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 2 d1 s: `" w0 G" G8 U( P' n5 Y
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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