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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 4 ?5 ^6 J. H! A8 E1 u! F
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ) K+ c) s5 u2 h, F/ i' X$ p
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. S3 o' O1 i7 P2 B: J
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; |. W- A8 I+ q8 [& ] He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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+ D) v" @( a }6 a- t Her and says, C4 E; `, n3 U% P2 J' M9 }) T
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 6 |6 V. y- N$ u! A
' u9 s1 W) ?/ u# R" C: a. ? Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ' F6 c1 \! a# g2 B6 Z
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, % N9 A6 O) s: P0 }% |! B
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