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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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( A: b% c* k+ X* K2 x7 i2 q G Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 8 Y/ Y) d' b% T5 ~, C
4 M9 ^/ L G% S, r2 h1 J1 A The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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$ a2 F* J/ I" @ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 3 x, `% t! v/ |% K6 Y
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to : K9 B+ M& t% @9 f. X& H# C, q
6 S3 _+ _ M! J9 }1 t. S Her and says, & \! L6 @5 Q& K# } o
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5 E5 a" L2 d6 A0 p0 x' C, g1 z 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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1 f5 U9 _. p- I% R3 w' M0 h7 L Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ; ?( M0 s) g% w* T$ Q% Q3 z
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a f( o1 A& m# P% o4 @" l
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 1 m: M9 }! k% ]+ R% E
R% l4 }) Y8 T4 c8 D. V$ n* Z 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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