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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0./ K* n) C' U( T/ a' r
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0." j1 l7 b% U' K! Q* w% v
6 h8 U( b3 K- }( H7 p1 gAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.& m# x% O$ d! A' s8 I
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What can I do? j4 @0 a; G7 K* M7 ^
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Signed,3 c: t/ C9 H# j3 m. ~
Desperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife,$ k+ x J- q; J$ G
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First keep in mind:8 E3 t+ t i: r! v5 }5 i3 C% b, p
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 3 |! G% ?5 V$ m
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.3 g( m! Y+ K4 E! \4 h. K3 k* j* Y& c3 M
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. k' G# L* l: O R, k
/ e G" [6 T' gWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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R! v5 B) t: lIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. & N% G$ {+ o* o) Q/ [) ?
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and7 l% b- K8 ]' v4 M
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.& t$ Z$ J8 s. o
1 _# x) _7 V0 U3 H/ a. kGood Luck,
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