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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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) B& C! Z8 R7 f% w6 _ P6 fLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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0 p3 [9 v P& Z# V% t. v4 ?9 uIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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; ?+ T1 r. {0 k& O' l8 y- mAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.: e- l, Q! K( G: f; y* p3 x
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What can I do?( k3 D# f1 ^* {
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1 X2 b+ p! h6 D! ]% F! T- u ?Desperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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) S) c3 H0 R' x9 xFirst keep in mind:* Y" B2 D2 C5 L3 ~: D
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. , x; ? v d! @# R) u( f
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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" e4 w$ n! {% x M& L0 XIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.% \' }$ `- r1 Q! x; g
" m8 }) `& P! d0 y! H' oBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.8 A8 ?" r% e4 H8 D, Y
5 `" a ?/ V! \5 m1 h8 T: AWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 2 ~9 M5 @) I D+ z/ S# C5 J
$ c+ i4 P, ?; C3 u' s8 fYou might consider additional software to improve memory and5 [) T! x, K- i: u# q8 ^2 u6 R0 f
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,7 l) y) e( d! N( e- Y- x
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