UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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9 [9 F" h  \) }* r) ?' ALast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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' B+ [6 T+ W7 I/ b3 X; JAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

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Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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5 F  h+ s* _- V% f6 A/ ]5 `Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

6 H; D& S, J2 M0 ~" `Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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8 C( J0 g; [4 g% l; G4 DIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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5 H% y) h& O* w* @" A' q6 MBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

8 o# T4 j# `" H2 e9 cLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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  P# B, Y  A2 a* ~$ r! U' t: K) i" FIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

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. Y7 ?- e4 V" a% L; w1 Z: Qperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
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