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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.* s0 O# Q) i i
( P" Q! @; V' gAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?7 v9 z. }, _. H4 N- ^7 u+ M: k
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Desperate Housewife % f! s! U m! |
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Reply:
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$ d L5 Z8 |' F- sDear Desperate Housewife,% ?: _. w) e# W: K/ s; _! H
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First keep in mind:; b5 E; v7 n1 P9 @" A4 a$ M
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. [$ x8 q1 F; y2 D
7 x: K/ u0 t( D9 a- T3 x4 ~Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .' t$ t0 m$ ^- n: t% b, _0 e/ X
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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( t7 d( {& @3 j2 v& MBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.: n" s* E+ t3 K( B1 `3 G9 f" D, N, x
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. # U3 [5 f, H/ P% X2 j5 m
/ d% u0 G' K! R# `7 t- m: aYou might consider additional software to improve memory and* H/ i9 V% m; z3 A% d
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,. e2 f& K8 l: f7 g; Q; R
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