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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: o$ a$ S/ h& \4 X* B8 S7 K( Z$ ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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8 P1 ?! @, t; \2 |# N) fLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
+ u/ {0 ~- A, z% @7 ]* O! {Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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: j2 p* y/ e. X( v; }The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
& U- U8 m' L; ^- r7 `- z! @' c- u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
2 U6 Q6 B$ w" ]9 b2 }" [5 ]Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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9 _' L0 ~" @0 y$ s, |4 }3 E7 NLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
( I7 P  x9 u2 K* L7 ~, kThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
9 b% ]$ k2 `! a"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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8 E. Q8 l! u& }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。