English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

4 l, _$ Q0 Z6 v  |& _Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
% X& Z5 }2 L2 K; C. z$ d钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
) d3 Q8 J( f" \$ W6 G$ gOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
: l# a# @, V" |/ y  O# z9 o要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
, n! D, G: v4 o7 f5 @1 T' oEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
: r  ^5 @: Z$ E  H8 N; eSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
) j0 L, s% @& R$ d' k成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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, r( G+ X! ]3 X/ cNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
# [- p6 S4 e+ s0 B7 B" s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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; |$ \1 ^6 g! O1 E) l9 \Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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3 s' w6 \0 V0 k/ W: F: x9 tThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; u( e2 l& _: R/ h7 x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( N. Z7 z: Z3 z( m6 @1 l努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 g' C) \! u. U4 _! r神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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3 C  m0 C2 ]( c- i0 \  S1 ]& eWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
: }+ E  A3 e  }两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
' R" h1 |! V7 R: X) @- B% {The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
' ~" P3 S( h, @7 f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。