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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

" ~! O; ~2 P8 a, y发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
$ _8 t  ?6 {3 e3 F! B  t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
5 g" f8 Z  h$ u: s1 i, `1 H0 d' |One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
" f1 x+ l6 g) x% l( R* v% ?Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ A( u$ P/ r, r8 ]4 c2 r再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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, Z4 e) x) w, d- _The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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* u# ?# X: L( o3 M; `( mSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
9 \  l( C0 V$ `Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
6 s$ k0 X% b) L: K& `. G% F: {Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
$ j: l  }6 P- u% T/ w; D' u爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
% w5 X2 C% c7 m- ~( \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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4 o7 O* w) X% B: T# V7 J"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
( Y2 {" a0 l  i3 V5 u"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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" d7 ?' a0 q+ c7 M8 XThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 r9 y) R$ `) T6 `! a应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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% i4 d5 F/ [4 P. B+ c0 |! p2 g"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2 h3 N$ l  s! T+ x: I8 H努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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% _, l  u3 ]4 v! K3 t"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
, O- i$ c9 Z7 r! _& C工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
% r& W# g  c, l9 D4 x. ~* xWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
# q% s$ P6 c& IThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。