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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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" [" o$ f+ E2 O0 z, i( m, hMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
" W5 ]5 d( w% K+ r/ y4 ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
; p9 m0 |6 Q- I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" ^5 I7 B. D$ u# O每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* |' r) H! z7 M) t7 |Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: `- f5 y; j8 V0 @再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
* G0 R  i6 }) o6 r, k# A+ eThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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( C& F# w5 A7 ~5 ~4 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  `  X3 J4 R9 Y9 G: W6 F7 s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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& g& i' i) a6 _" d" @"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
& {0 ?. Q2 p) U) a: r+ g1 A& MThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ u. m7 w. @' w) l" F: y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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  }  e" z' x0 G/ F4 v2 o/ n9 D"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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' e1 e! R. a7 C* EGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。