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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

+ e- x! x* I1 C1 V  S发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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( G% H3 G  [, C! D1 wMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
- I8 A6 A( i% `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
6 U2 q$ V1 y& W$ N$ v% Z3 `One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
) a$ m9 G' L) X  y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 Q) O$ l9 m" q' |% C6 s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
/ k0 M$ W" U2 j1 K" Z$ H; P3 gThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 j+ e8 A3 u4 A* MSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
& s9 E& g7 m* m: w" i. h, ~8 t成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 }" R; q) a; s# ~6 s爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
8 R, U& |" J  W7 d$ CChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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+ S% M% H+ @: G+ E; a( k( V: YThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
7 d2 M$ h$ o* U6 L' ]0 X4 X' q努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
' Y+ m: A' X) D5 d/ y"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- O: m. A- t) W( q工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 A0 I1 b9 B( j7 `. X神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
+ k, \3 \: w' l+ n) O0 M3 q: v1 r两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
. ?( C4 k% t8 Y9 AA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4 a' B/ S7 @; I* x服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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& C7 Z, p7 V7 x3 @" V: G# z' GThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。