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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 . _0 O1 r! Y+ c, n
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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- h7 k+ y5 }( }Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ( x) K. p5 K+ F- ^1 d9 ^% ]
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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: d$ G4 K' F. [- Y5 vOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
& D% I' x; U7 R' N% o' q5 ^  M每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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' G, P- z+ r* Q; R9 f2 RLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8 n. l" ^$ E# M& r! w5 G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ; g8 d0 t3 u5 Z, F  m# b$ R2 I; T
  
4 j' O  y; B0 X" v" r. xBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. - c7 b6 j/ z# v1 J2 S6 L) U
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 |, o/ h3 }4 K5 c3 S4 ~' s再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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# C) m2 N* s# |3 d$ Z5 x( AThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 q' ]) ~/ A  m: M
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 5 H6 S6 u) C' a9 d
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9 L' Z7 q3 ?, h4 f  U5 t- w$ F成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 8 J+ b1 d9 j& G* d$ d* h
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9 X* d2 Q2 n5 a  u9 |* `
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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6 `! P, q" C% P' L' s9 SLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. - |1 ~  ~4 G3 t6 j# ]( {$ R9 j
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 8 J% ~$ _3 ?# [1 w
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. , |/ c5 B3 D2 d  [2 g2 l
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 1 J- v" a- X/ X& Q# u
  
* I. q: B  U% ~0 E8 {: P"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
/ M2 }9 q4 ~2 T"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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) h1 d, R4 g( ?) `There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3 Z/ W  a+ ^3 U* b应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ( o/ N2 B) S; I$ _# v" I
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
0 n0 M& E- E: q: w/ g7 ~8 a8 n努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
, v2 e$ {8 t# S9 X1 V工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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, d+ z% A1 z9 {' Q- }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
! q8 r2 s& D+ d/ Z% I' l神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
8 Y9 y2 L4 o% l' s两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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, X3 {% {* i* uA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ' K/ X9 \4 K9 A0 l7 r7 k5 W
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 5 _9 h, N2 {  Y8 G- f
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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