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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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) m/ f9 L) r/ @8 P& n( h4 E0 b+ o6 o发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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4 x! i4 f' v6 A( QMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ! M' a: g7 N4 P
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 9 u* I3 y; c  B8 r0 w6 G$ m5 _) T
  
5 A& s3 l% J; r+ v! aOne should love animals. They are so tasty. " O2 e9 @$ }1 p! [0 G
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ! g8 [3 m7 }0 E9 I" A
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5 p4 v/ W* {( z6 H( C1 }+ g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.   r3 C0 b; E) k. f" u% W
  
- h; ^5 d$ Y' Y  S7 sBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 D+ q) _; U# L+ K
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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8 q* g0 h+ T$ G2 k, z1 Q6 ?& UEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  V# Z# n: P- `. d' t- f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % Y+ \+ y! y  T
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. * N4 U( A6 m* C
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 [2 K( S1 {0 B1 M) I7 N9 B# T
  
5 K5 U3 f/ V9 K1 c1 q. WSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
) y" N: g( Q3 a; o- @成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 4 c8 \7 }. B* z# b" n* i+ X
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 8 U) Q  L1 i) J1 T, C: R
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 0 q' p- a& B& v$ H" Y, I4 ~
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  a- y3 ?, h3 l! s% O爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. . i, B9 v) e3 C0 X% ^
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / Y1 e+ H  _  `8 o" R
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # r1 E' T8 v% P3 Y6 y# X
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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  Y, w( D0 }* r0 d$ gThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.   p8 p; ]# q' O; }3 \* s; K% y
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ( |6 d8 Y1 U2 P9 U5 ~
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
" _4 Z0 b, f. H  p( z努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 5 z* w* E) d4 p* Z/ E* _
  
) e8 B- S. {& f' ]5 [# {5 V"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
) @1 X% \: E, E7 s工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
9 X, ?8 j. [7 |, {0 B6 [神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! - ?% g  W# ~2 G0 I* x3 G1 W
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! * Q: r# G& @# L* x" R5 W  w+ A
  
* k) }+ U" c8 MA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 9 e3 W2 s+ P* [% E
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1 a) ]2 h5 `: H学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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