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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告 / v  t! @3 \, v' T+ ?! @8 Q
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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" [" o$ f+ E2 O0 z, i( m, hMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
" W5 ]5 d( w% K+ r/ y4 ^钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. : t3 O: c2 ~0 d1 d8 A0 S- A
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.   z  ]& ^' s, `
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 6 {7 D0 v% k: @
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
; p9 m0 |6 Q- I要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" ^5 I7 B. D$ u# O每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* |' r) H! z7 M) t7 |Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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* G0 R  i6 }) o6 r, k# A+ eThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
- ]6 b( N7 `  P& Q9 z" N聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. " P' `7 {0 T! h& y
  
( C& F# w5 A7 ~5 ~4 FSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ; _; V3 m0 r: N9 N; z6 L
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  `  X3 J4 R9 Y9 G: W6 F7 s不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. * S4 x& \2 \, \5 F
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 4 {. ^7 \  s0 c% m# d) m
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / j- T: k: \- @$ h6 b1 `/ N. F
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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& g& i' i) a6 _" d" @"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. $ z5 M: ?5 J! R  z1 q/ H
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. - W0 T  u3 V6 ^8 b, y$ s# b
  
& {0 ?. Q2 p) U) a: r+ g1 A& MThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
/ u. m7 w. @' w) l" F: y应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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  }  e" z' x0 G/ F4 v2 o/ n9 D"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " . n* _7 H( C2 o5 d. |& P  e! X2 s
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 4 a' }& ?7 n. V% A
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 3 c& a/ |3 w" m0 M
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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' e1 e! R. a7 C* EGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
$ u. A9 M8 {; N( k# v" C两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- h! d" q: @2 U" K# j* p# Z服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
# @6 L. e' W1 g0 C学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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