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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语 
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. : [* m7 U$ c5 {; J0 T  X
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: o$ a$ S/ h& \4 X* B8 S7 K( Z$ ]每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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8 P1 ?! @, t; \2 |# N) fLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1 C% M4 r1 \& I3 m% B
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. : y% T9 G. X$ w0 p" K! B
  
+ u/ {0 ~- A, z% @7 ]* O! {Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. & S; a, A- ^+ \8 o! \0 v
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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: j2 p* y/ e. X( v; }The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - [* y) E# R) Z9 d% e, Q
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 9 `" F9 ^. w, J& ^
  
2 U6 Q6 B$ w" ]9 b2 }" [5 ]Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.   X0 q5 a( p, t9 @3 ^, r+ ^: [2 x
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 8 j! O. y7 q' Y; u0 t' X% f
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 4 f- I2 ~+ X( Q& J2 ~, [
  
( I7 P  x9 u2 K* L7 ~, kThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. & ?7 T7 C; D6 }. P# c; |" d; @! v
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 3 l$ ]2 e1 S0 ?
  
9 b% ]$ k2 `! a"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 2 X  O6 B$ L  p
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 2 M& N7 y( F& K) B" u, M
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ( t% i1 a( q" A' g* N6 Z# \2 O
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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8 E. Q8 l! u& }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
& U3 d2 y# Y& o- z! X& @两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!   r* f  Y  T0 m9 H& k6 H3 _6 s
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 C9 t3 P. k0 t
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
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