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Couch potato 鑰佺湅鐢佃�嗙殑浜�
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6 v4 E- P4 @, k: gWhy should I go out to see a movie or a concert---it is a lot more comfortable to stay at home. I have cable TV, which gives me a choice of 30 different programs. Why, I can see a championship fight right in my living room. Or I can rent a good movie for a couple of bucks and watch it on my VCR.

( Y8 L$ ?$ ~+ VMall rats 鑰佸枩娆㈠埌璐�鐗╀腑蹇冨幓閫涚殑骞磋交浜�
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% }0 ^% f7 F, j( ]$ Y8 RHey, there鈥檚 always something to do there for us mall rats. At least a dozen fast food places where we can buy a burger, a slice of pizza, ice cream---whatever. Ten different movie theaters, and a whole lot of people to watch, you know? I can, like, spend the whole day there, you know?
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8 g! D9 ]  m9 @9 \- KSure, I used to be a typical mall rat hanging around watching the crowds, especially the girls. But then I went out for basketball, made the team and I don鈥檛 have time to waste anymore!
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Serves him right锛� 浠栨椿璇ュ�掗湁锛乭e had it coming to him.鑷�椋熷叾鏋滐紒
He deserves it! 鈥滆嚜浣滆嚜鍙椻�濇垨鑰呪�滃�煎緱绉拌禐鈥�

---You know what?
- V7 u0 |" s( a, }4 V+ [6 E9 |2 }---What?
( o* p8 g* I; m+ [9 B( `' Y, s---Cindy just got divorced.
---So soon? She got married only last summer.
---Well, she found out that her husband was not the millionaire she thought he was.
--Serves her right! She said she married him for money, not for love.
---Really?
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---A former official got arrested after it was revealed that he had taken bribes.
---He got his just deserts