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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
6 v8 v7 N6 m$ P$ Q* `隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:+ U1 s+ @; k0 C) Y+ f
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
& q( B4 z# a" Q$ y7 R1 |+ x* D* e) y40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.9 e4 O4 a! A" A; t5 w" _* b ~: G
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
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她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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- L8 k7 d$ |: ^) f G+ _% qShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ B/ j7 |! I8 b, Z8 _$ @4 v她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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5 {5 B+ Z0 O2 F2 ROf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
% G# Q1 L0 y) f" `: z: e* X+ q. N當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地& E( W- g' s5 H( I" Q/ Q- b9 H+ M. Y
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一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.3 m: H$ [# P% P* ]4 o
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)- |1 x; N8 D7 w8 s% w2 j/ l
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
_( `/ x4 j1 W) p ?因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.2 i: e9 ^( q/ l, X. Z4 B+ L
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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, p. L5 Y$ d: L) k! D% pOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
( I& \0 S3 h% [9 W- \4 f( x40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.8 T& C, T9 S: O+ |! H% u- z/ D1 N
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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/ @: P& }8 T6 \& S/ @/ wYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
; K' A9 ?6 t% M, m! Q& K: {40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,! b0 u( L7 [1 R+ v: [
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人, X2 ^ h" b, ^) r8 W* y
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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3 U1 _! j H6 K2 A/ ]( ELadies, I apologize.: t) n* ]- j+ S @
女士們，請容許我在這兒& M' C/ x0 p+ d+ M/ i
& a7 H' v! O0 _8 @2 x) `7 fFor all those men who say,0 e& @7 { f5 ~9 u ^
幫妳們說句公道話:
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# \* s5 G5 f2 N0 a+ e+ u# v2 z"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?5 W [( k! I) X
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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' [6 L% T0 K1 W/ Vhere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage./ P/ ]& o" R8 J( V6 v
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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; \: P4 U1 f8 t8 t' @Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
