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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:& d% @9 N3 B1 c8 {; _8 ^* s" r
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.2 C D9 c/ |: p) {0 R
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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; Y0 \( z4 F7 a. x5 QHere are just a few reasons why:- P1 _! K- e6 r" k1 q7 o
為什麼呢?! _3 O/ l% N) L O
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,8 w. Z" N0 |4 C
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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- N+ G. w8 {/ a"What are you thinking?
* p; D6 L |. |你在想什麼?
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# K/ c* ?: S: c7 RShe doesn't care what you think.
! [7 C. v, Q2 k: e( z她才不在乎你在想什麼。8 q. P; r9 \' Q: F( r& b
* C. Q7 f5 e$ i/ i' FIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
# z) g( N0 x( Z, y6 @40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.; O& L3 {- J7 I
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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# c6 i+ b7 O8 y) dShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.1 m$ T0 u1 f3 R, s
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
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/ Z8 P9 G1 r3 q9 L. OThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
6 v: a# F$ G s2 m不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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8 p9 |& q/ W- W& }* F. O% a0 G, eor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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& r1 T; G* p9 A4 L- f1 kOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you; S; K+ m% m/ p) v7 ~$ R
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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- S4 `8 J5 Z1 J# g7 lIf they think they can get away with it.
8 ]" {0 `) |8 b2 ?1 z4 g6 }一槍把你給斃了。
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1 p/ q% D' ^- }Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
1 a. z3 D* s9 f) e8 G熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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_: S- J! G4 J7 A" c& D' MThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
$ N' d) L7 Y) O: v$ P6 b因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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' B# l; C* k( @Women get psychic as they age.: y; }( c4 y) e1 c7 E) w3 l" w
女人越老越通靈0 r4 R: p2 X( M0 R- G: M
$ I( G r7 m6 {: \You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.- V" ?! l9 o7 l6 O
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔% ?2 A9 n5 F/ Z: z6 g2 z
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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5 O1 M1 J/ M; B! u1 n% y; P/ m8 LOlder women are forthright and honest.
! E# X" ?; _0 t熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one./ u$ @5 L" B: f+ Z
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her./ N* K( h" v4 I0 v0 [7 M: l+ k
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意: w2 L" q7 K$ { E+ x; y' l* b- G
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
& @ v# Q9 R" n$ I/ f( U40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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40歲以上的男人呢?# Y' W" E4 V* a: R N u
* h1 G J) `" D; l2 L" DFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
a* p" g7 w, z4 D+ b9 ]相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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# r6 S& f8 Q0 ?there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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2 K) L3 J8 p9 a* E6 JLadies, I apologize.
3 e. @# w' @! b9 o2 Z; _& X女士們,請容許我在這兒, L" K5 r0 l! {2 H
! G& U) Q; ?: k2 R3 w! QFor all those men who say,
- h4 @' \5 L4 t* w& Q& v幫妳們說句公道話:
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A( W3 |& D6 I# l' d+ X"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
8 E n" P4 z6 i ], a+ c# y那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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6 F" K2 e. i. n9 uhere's an update for you.
1 A8 c5 u. g( ]; H! Q實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.( w" @' P9 s, n6 U' ~
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚( D2 k- G* z' O7 v# \: H$ r
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為什麼呢 ?, \ S" q7 N9 a1 e3 f* j) g$ ]
# b. ~% W# Q; L5 I# }+ UBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
! u5 U& z; |4 T7 ?; n1 ~因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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