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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:1 Q; a0 ]8 Z2 [* r
D6 r! @8 C4 aAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
9 C( r z% M4 G4 X$ s4 P隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人. z) ?9 i8 |, `2 ]8 g
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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9 E3 y7 Z6 |% G; h" pA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,; s2 K2 o' g, x4 i9 G `
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:/ ^/ ]1 g7 f' Z
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"What are you thinking?- v1 W; K$ z# H4 o( L1 M1 p
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.# s0 ]+ l' T$ a' | Q6 V; R
她才不在乎你在想什麼。( \1 |$ O3 o& Y+ {2 }6 L
8 c5 d) K2 K( k+ Q$ [$ oIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,( q9 S* e4 Z9 N) W' d/ I
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.$ a" V/ D( j- B+ K2 P( Z2 p" M( m
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.* E" w g# {+ S+ y- s9 d
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera, p9 _7 S/ o: j! p# V1 L! F
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡/ J1 O; [' V3 h$ G$ R7 F* m
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.6 z5 o* T( `/ |3 ?9 @
跟你大呼小叫, n3 h- o$ C8 U" o
8 {2 B: H0 j; }. L0 BOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
+ Z% P, B4 B( D當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
( H- `5 J- M' T% I一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
8 L" \3 [! |0 ]" {( p! u( F; v2 z* ?熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.3 {( b; T$ @( R @ r: \
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味0 w6 g% d3 {; j
+ t9 P) Z) L: ]9 o& c& g/ T3 {Women get psychic as they age.& b6 w( t* T4 \5 o
女人越老越通靈
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4 t" ]" D% a; {+ E XYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
0 y" }- V$ i9 ~' }1 [8 ~! A3 n @你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔7 j* |/ S9 `( H8 g
) w; j2 d5 m( H# f. pOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,* ~& }; o! {1 y6 @( z
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.; J+ ~8 @6 P( T5 E5 M
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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& R& \9 [; H6 k$ I( f- kOlder women are forthright and honest.0 s- T9 G2 Z2 q$ `. n: }% ?+ a
熟女直接又誠實5 S8 Y% u8 U- z' w! C3 b. v
! D4 _* w, I- i; aThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
2 P: ?; J( [! _6 I如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋$ I' X/ ]5 [6 @" ~# T, c s" V
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.+ U/ G5 A% y0 ^0 Q- `% o5 e$ r
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意- ^* J7 z4 a; b* I8 T
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons., A% o! {# h2 D; \
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.7 S7 r$ w, q/ U" f6 K
40歲以上的男人呢?5 \0 P' P5 W0 ?2 G6 W7 |
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,, b" u2 ^% w, E( P1 M
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 ] K, A5 e3 K" ^( Z
$ G3 P4 s" p9 G9 E nthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants ?: X4 G* m3 W+ m& K Y& m
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男9 D( n2 B0 N% [) k2 W' ]2 I
5 T: F7 K g9 f" Ymaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
6 I1 n6 W/ o/ v8 @: B4 O厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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W: g4 W- ?9 [" {/ k' Q* ~Ladies, I apologize.9 x8 @9 r" N: u3 _. @, M6 m
女士們，請容許我在這兒$ ^* U! S2 s, }
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For all those men who say,/ p% q0 G" p+ l( y
幫妳們說句公道話:
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( L( z! C8 i) T- e" z"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?- D2 f5 F K! u0 x; M. ]0 X
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you. i8 s0 F+ s; a/ S; p H1 d
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了5 W0 f' e0 x3 ]& j! S, m$ b8 D) M1 ~
; [+ @4 c, D! J& m! {Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.0 ~ l' m2 n. q4 e
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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7 Z9 l) R9 J0 m6 A, H, q8 C( |Why?
6 E# t! Z- c4 v; q% [為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
P5 S3 S N6 N9 v0 w2 A因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
