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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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4 c' s3 ] M8 J" dAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
- G- e/ ^5 ]) C1 `2 `隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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# h2 X+ d2 h: GHere are just a few reasons why:, k! \$ Q5 C) H3 M$ X
為什麼呢?3 O& n/ B6 w0 r/ t5 x
4 r6 I! s& u" [! ?6 XA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,$ Q# j: x* R. m. W# |# ~8 I
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:3 T$ b8 T1 v( ], S1 G# G, O
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"What are you thinking?& x0 I+ ?- w, Q4 }' M- l; {% n, n
你在想什麼?7 G) V/ E9 O) C
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
9 j6 B/ t, {9 |) Z- ]$ t# v4 E3 [40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.* R" Q4 c+ N; }* v
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ K; l: o @8 L她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.9 r# r0 O; R; ?5 H7 X7 w8 {3 c
40歲以上的女人穩重自持! h" C5 A4 B( D0 @& U2 x
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, p$ k% [) `& \$ D+ ?; K( u1 Y4 Z不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡1 I) T8 ?6 n3 c/ C% b9 V
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.4 w- s& _# T9 J2 z
跟你大呼小叫% t" z/ Q1 B7 a: F6 p% w, S
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you$ I' A7 O: ~* U+ w, t" n, H9 `$ r( U8 Y" ^
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地; J& b6 ]# ?+ I! z3 ]/ ?! j4 H" y% q
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If they think they can get away with it., S2 N) Z2 j6 C2 C( o
一槍把你給斃了。
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4 S" \& N7 K/ ^1 K4 Q4 KOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.4 t8 | L9 D% O5 r! g8 q
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.6 R, O2 s" |! c" p( t
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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: Z* |5 {' T7 OWomen get psychic as they age.0 G/ r5 b6 j, f( c
女人越老越通靈
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8 q( |$ U" Q% QYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.) v; D& o( b M. Q) c4 q' k( }4 t
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔- d- v2 l8 a B! v5 {5 @7 l, [) I
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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2 o: _' Q, @6 |& h; D7 wa woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.: T: `& f& `3 J- m( D3 ?
熟女直接又誠實
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9 ^8 s: p$ `( T2 B% ?5 F9 i+ SThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
& q' g% p; s! r5 Q+ a# s/ ?0 X如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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- J5 }8 ^0 J, J# X6 n8 S& g( wYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
$ c$ W S: @, K5 V/ H2 }你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意: [( [- |3 j% Q& `2 S; T, Q
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
2 w/ `* x2 Z4 P2 @4 G& f% Z3 @8 @40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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, U6 F1 w% f. O' [Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.) B! j; {; h* Q! `2 M1 ^! P7 f( R
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
: J2 z, b5 Z- j1 Y相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants+ g% A% R$ Y+ H
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男/ u8 @0 X/ s' y% I
8 _3 L, l8 V/ B) h; @! pmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress." n0 w# B2 z7 \7 H# o5 p. h" l0 l
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情' T1 B: E7 J P3 I. r! ]
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Ladies, I apologize.
{" W: n7 A! _' ?+ x女士們,請容許我在這兒
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$ R8 y+ ~5 W- g' ?. GFor all those men who say,
/ {1 Q3 O/ e' W) V幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?+ t }3 u( e; u P( J% `' B
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人$ N- g" Z: f" [: | r' L D" l& b: o
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here's an update for you.+ e2 ]. m/ a5 n, A7 l
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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: d: A& |/ H9 a1 G7 o% ONowadays 80% of women are against marriage.- f+ K0 R* H$ h7 ~ q
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage$ L3 b7 K5 t _% ` k. P
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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