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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:# P* O1 r7 v5 p& u$ o/ c
~" @7 u! Q. z* |7 E8 p! }! Z3 VAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
6 L% e7 `1 ]( |隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人4 ?, r3 d% W, v! g! e
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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* d% U$ o) G( O6 d1 XA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,4 `* t6 k- G3 k) M& v% [ C
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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1 b% Y; x- ]7 M+ f; H y"What are you thinking?
; |) I& `8 G- l$ y. I$ J你在想什麼?. w* M& b l& I) Y( T
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She doesn't care what you think.
4 f; n4 f$ n% H她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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9 \, m+ c$ V9 u ?If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
+ F4 q& e g; n: G" D- W" X40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
/ c% e9 z2 h8 a9 N她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.) P H8 A( B) w& ^8 B
40歲以上的女人穩重自持0 c" m+ |% u! q5 ]) ]% {$ a" i& o
4 z+ T8 ~$ \2 @! [They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera5 K* Y3 L) x; B) c, i
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡) I% c9 Q1 D- c; M$ }
( Y' e( L; O- x, wor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
, V' |- j" G5 D3 r( z1 h( }# Z跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
) m+ @7 r+ L! n6 X, ]" l當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地! Z! a0 J! \: c9 h$ ~0 M7 }
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If they think they can get away with it.
# D b% R: P' w* M- @2 v7 r+ Z一槍把你給斃了。
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+ @, z6 c6 @1 D! {Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
& w' U1 E: u2 f, L; _2 {因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 j3 P8 g0 N2 Y, _6 o4 u
I1 P2 n0 f7 I/ B+ H7 b1 X, CWomen get psychic as they age.
$ ^' I3 Y9 v1 J" g% P# G5 o0 Z女人越老越通靈; n$ I0 O+ F& F1 t
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
( t, M4 i# U! N/ D: l; `9 [3 _你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔" A8 A2 {! l7 T2 w- u. m$ K
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
" @8 x1 G, A. ]0 a1 V40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.7 |4 L6 x5 f) `0 o
熟女直接又誠實
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: f" d, q* H- ?0 X- B* OThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
. M H' M9 _& n如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋& A, F @9 U' \- B
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.. }0 w# p& \" q
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意3 m) |4 T1 f% `8 Y
3 [% F& q/ F2 n& K0 TYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.+ _0 m1 q* O. S0 F$ @
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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* x# l* B6 X4 `( R& OUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.+ N$ e0 y. I9 j4 `* @! y
40歲以上的男人呢?% E6 ?& n2 n2 W
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
4 ^8 h: ?( h3 I3 _: ^/ U相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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8 J7 R% V! g, X5 K) I; L2 Jthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants: c# j( B( x/ ]7 t1 m t
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男4 D' x8 ]+ X0 n- h0 R
" ]$ L. ?7 o+ ^ N+ ?" U ?making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.8 A+ W9 M# s7 h0 l
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情4 V/ @5 q, h" E" O
3 L+ ]/ W5 s4 ?/ a9 mLadies, I apologize.
$ w+ l1 l/ P$ N5 o* y) U) X) _4 f女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,4 a$ H& v- |3 x" L$ ~7 {0 m4 }; G$ C* x9 N
幫妳們說句公道話:; ^7 s6 X; |% n' A) E
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
' }3 I* Q/ M( V* C那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you. p" ?* t* G: `) J% t4 x8 D
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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) ?0 M- e9 T" v' v aNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.% |% _# ~. ~5 s3 m
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚- U: c" Y/ c8 I& J" } f1 |
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為什麼呢 ?
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5 O; b1 E4 a8 ]+ F8 S% ~9 LBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
# s4 |# F5 n0 N6 W6 W s5 p因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
