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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1 M, Y9 @, U1 g0 c4 k1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
# h1 A" K3 O$ i% Y* v# @: J9 q6 p2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
& Y. v' b: | c# P: J! R: N q, p2 T3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
6 B$ |# h! @+ X# _% |4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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: n. E5 E8 e C/ F! ~! sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. 5 _( y- G& I, c
2. Ottawa who?. O1 I$ r% F# x4 ?0 T {
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 5 M/ |$ U( G0 G
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
/ N2 b* d! c* {$ C6 q3 }, I5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 7 e( |9 X2 P* ~
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 6 g' ]0 f( z' u. k4 |8 z
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# P6 t8 P7 l8 V# }/ W: b C0 e6 \TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN $ h1 U j* W0 Z) t2 V9 m
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1. You never run out of wheat.
' Z6 ]5 ~: D1 Y/ T8 S: v2. Your province is really easy to draw. 2 v9 U; j/ ]+ M* R
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ( s" S! h# S( }2 { K( i& x7 ]
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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5 u5 ?; H+ s1 m0 f9 E& C( n C5 N8 OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. , ~% j0 s% q2 P( V5 S" f$ g) j% i+ e
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 7 }- m( }: n, g# Q8 J- ^& L
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. & R+ H3 h# Z, t% l L
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 4 U' k9 [& y @' `
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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1 k- |" ]6 d9 ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
3 j5 W' ]- Z3 b8 K4 x3 f2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. % S% q* q# G) G
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. " z! Y5 ~1 s- B. B
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ; m; H" R; ?8 J1 S; i
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8 S5 m3 n; }9 A' k) f! `TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC # L- N. _0 q8 m0 O" R! ?
- m" O6 F6 n- ^1. Racism is socially acceptable * c: {$ y4 O0 c; o+ K
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. - U6 p& k' M1 H
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
6 t, ^3 w a: i2 {( Z4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *) B( h6 r; S/ R2 C6 u$ [
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 7 O+ t& r. a8 L
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. % [$ a/ Z% N# {4 W- G
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
) N; i) M* v' {# o# j4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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+ q7 E% u$ O5 O, r) QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 6 \, E- N( b. t) b" S
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6 D9 M; a7 f- o9 i1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
8 K* d; D4 n; Q6 N2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
* P. R1 s. \) x1 z1 ^" ]- I3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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$ u# w* d! @' y6 j2 k7 s$ F1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 9 j' W- b" K1 o8 R8 c, ^
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
+ Q; j9 w; }5 h. r9 N3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
9 I4 ~9 _( L5 v; I4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 7 F5 y5 h1 p8 O4 A# e( V) C, o- c
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. . p2 T) a% B( O* n
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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& s: d0 z d/ d$ gTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. p& M( f _2 K* b; {8 E6 }0 a
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
; q6 M4 |# Z; m+ \6 Y- o3. The workday is about two hours long. / Y& E9 c9 Z N
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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