Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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2 W3 w6 m$ {. b0 l* v1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
6 ^" m; N5 Q# O" o9 X2 W0 q0 v2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
9 ^" {2 O8 _* |; K" j/ @- }/ @1 _3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
8 j$ D! @( `* [4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed

2 ?! k& `$ V! u. [1 }4 h3 {. G- E7 O0 cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA

1. Big rock between you and B.C.
! Z4 H9 v6 F6 e' v  m2. Ottawa who?
! C# U4 B$ ~9 h1 o" D! X; c. L3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
  v# s1 Z) C, J3 D0 S5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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) T/ w5 `: k& r, m, D, e+ RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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  G. H8 y4 l5 I6 w1. You never run out of wheat.
8 _  H% F! q5 `9 F% |2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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& D# x" z# S3 j6 a9 W/ x) U" UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA

1 q0 Q! P* K/ m: _  A1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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: e) ?% {. v3 i' b. h' n# M  u1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
5 U% ]" D  _6 b1 i" V$ Y4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.


6 @8 ~! P. C8 DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
. z( L: x! r& P* }6 u2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
- b9 O( ]6 t2 L4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
1 B! C9 O+ S4 o) t0 e3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA


* a' t. q: A5 G& ]" H1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
  `" ~2 p- @2 Q, m2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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6 c( \; `# I2 F/ N) |2 X9 J* RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
" ]  z$ i, \4 f3 N9 N2 |% z" n+ J2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
2 a3 g* ?* H9 v9 f, I3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
5 S7 V) e  B2 `0 a- W" v) _+ r9 K, C4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
, v; m* O. W" f% y. N5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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3 q- ^& M! [3 u0 V( {7 uTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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3 \; @% u9 ?. _8 t: K. {1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
; S& h3 Z) `; ^. U7 q3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding

BaiLing

Good to know

Mike_Wan

曾经想搬去那里，并且专程跑了一趟，那是前年春天的事情。

1 A) n2 x! T: L# a住在一家移民接待站，房东打政府工，1200尺的平房，大学附近，前进双车库，大概只有28万。这样的房子，在我们这里得50-60万了吧。
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' O; M' B, F/ L: N& q- p聊起来，说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流，好像是美国的一个什么地方，到了春天，雪水就从山上流下来，并夹杂着大冰块，经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过，据房东说，市政府另修了一条疏洪渠，应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时，听到河水是由南往北，由美国往加拿大流，就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西，由北往南流。
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至于冬天，没有在那里呆过，只是听人家说起过。好像，温尼泊的冬天，确实厉害。

如果看地图，温尼泊在加拿大的中间，所以，做加东还是加西，由你选。
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+ Q! [/ D: X1 `% C看房价的话，加拿大从东到西，几个大中城市里面，就她的房价，还比较低了。

爱民顿、卡而加利，到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳，轮番上涨的时候，后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴，那就是温尼泊了。
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0 c$ l) F$ |- O7 V: j) `5 T2 e# }曾经主张新移民去温尼泊，就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去，整个加拿大，就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。