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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA" x$ Q! z: N, l$ n
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. + P6 j. C$ E9 L5 ]0 _% K* w
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. ' D2 i% R6 Z1 D- F& r
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
: K, p9 ~9 ~8 q1 U6 w4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 5 E& B) D3 c( x+ v% \+ v
5. Weed
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+ g" A; @/ H+ [5 S2 g4 P( iTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. * v7 O$ ]) m# @3 y
2. Ottawa who?
* ]# I: o: ]8 v7 K3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. * ?# L/ N0 @& a) S, m+ K% q
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. G; ~# j; R/ n1 H: B! e
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. $ G4 v& B) [2 `. R; h- V
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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. P3 i) a T; r$ M! DTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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! u8 g' |# V. d A$ t1 p1. You never run out of wheat. 3 y4 Q: v e0 Q6 P
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
- {7 @/ w8 a$ K* ?% g3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. % f+ K" {# N- _1 K
4. People will assume you live on a farm. % m$ k; A7 W! s9 w
2 O1 q% P( Z- {$ F5 g2 i: }& lTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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7 z; @# X* L) H5 N6 D1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. + v _6 l$ u& ]7 M W
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. . G e1 W8 H1 v7 N w+ s) \
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. & r% H- N, e1 c8 w: d" S
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. ! y* m8 J E/ E% g! Y
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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% V4 L' w9 U% V+ ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
' W) V% B6 r0 K& a2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
9 ^$ w" _$ C6 ^1 G! L3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 6 F' ?- ]+ T0 a D. D# D
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC * ]& F- n) c5 m
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1. Racism is socially acceptable 5 e* `9 C1 Q6 z' o/ T- z6 r
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
( E$ h+ n% L+ G) d5 o2 i7 c1 o3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
: [: m D5 j$ p8 \4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *9 X" y+ E9 A e# d* J! q6 C4 @
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK : f; R& M3 S/ D( X4 u+ X0 ^+ ~
0 B" `7 E! {+ z; n2 v' w1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
+ d# p0 F0 V. g! U/ x1 s- r2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
9 T/ {- W1 e. P3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
$ S5 M$ K) F- q+ c/ M! N4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 7 {4 E6 S- ]$ V0 k6 X8 w/ _+ Q. T
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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; @9 N; o; o$ _% m1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 0 H" g: G8 G, F& e" G. H& U( [
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
2 X4 q H, f4 Y+ |3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 2 {" a9 k8 H, T1 X: t
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4 ^+ H$ c' a- Z! eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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- Q8 e/ w+ |' X. K- Z1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. , n1 M3 L* p* u
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
+ f+ V# \) j7 x( @: d3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
( G, h% n7 t; `7 s+ Q, H4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 5 h" [$ Y/ A I/ P9 b2 F9 n
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
9 m" d6 M3 F& m3 V6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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' Z/ ~ a' n7 t2 L$ e7 STOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
' E; e( M6 ~; M- E2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. * V4 K" V: R1 o; E9 t5 e. U. o
3. The workday is about two hours long. J7 r: K. U, H( L
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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