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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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: [0 n5 a$ a4 h! a) O0 c1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. ; ^6 N+ ]* T7 R% ] S$ }; q F
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
. T% |5 F4 @& L% F- T( q+ U/ t! a) Q) Z3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
! D; y/ g/ ]% g! H( \9 L4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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* I# h- j. s% Y1 v9 i( Q8 Z+ hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. % @+ f7 i% q* L2 w" f. w
2. Ottawa who?
3 O) f; K8 |( U2 k( ~ q3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 9 S# |% i9 O" p3 @! C/ ~/ U" P
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ) Q0 R& p5 M, C: q2 s" I4 C
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
) L3 C0 P3 c6 g& l- N2 e* |1 K6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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/ [/ H7 U9 Z" ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 4 a0 I7 V, j3 F. A* j
9 e* p- ?/ h" v8 ?, y1. You never run out of wheat. . @) V! q6 y8 `- t7 _* L+ u
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
7 H! v4 k3 Z( o3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
5 o- L% R7 h- Z; R4. People will assume you live on a farm. 9 n5 }) E8 B1 N( O4 {
9 r( t! Q5 y# y X$ V) c5 ?7 o3 STOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. ; y. Z, {& E0 J7 V4 x4 w0 n
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
2 }& K7 `5 e: A8 U f0 F3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. + e/ s7 o( R Y! v0 {- @, j8 T
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
, H" ? ~! x& T; m5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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; G0 g& s, `' v. _8 T1 vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO v& L i' a r& O9 m$ I2 p- X
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
3 b9 `8 v% V8 }7 o: w, B2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
# m% J) D; p# j1 q/ y' C8 ^) b3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 4 f5 }0 o( ?) e* _0 y8 P4 m
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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" b- I% g V, H1 b8 YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC # @. x" O" y* |
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1. Racism is socially acceptable # x/ ?- C0 M0 d8 J V
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 5 W- N' |( D( ~% A# H. n
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
; d4 J* X0 S" s9 }' m, d5 f w/ s4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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' K7 |; V9 {0 a) l4 FTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. ! Z2 D/ X2 @( r3 I& u1 ^/ z
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
1 Z; a6 v5 E4 f+ A5 o( S$ o3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 1 U2 v+ d" k3 ]$ O; k6 B
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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7 r* ~3 g, C' \! V# @- m. [1 } ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 5 D( C. K8 p0 O* ?
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. * j! I) o# r1 d- M. u
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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) d5 B" H& i% E0 ]- Q0 W) U w2 N4 {TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. + b& P4 V6 h7 b
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. . V7 |, @2 g/ C; D6 i% {9 V
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
) m' q2 l8 @8 M4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." $ @9 g' }( A3 ?* `/ E% k0 w
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
/ l; |5 K6 r& ?0 N7 h0 |. y6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 8 M1 j$ @2 k6 c% r1 e( T
9 q# m8 e# x2 N$ A- |0 x! F1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
, n) f W; L4 a8 g A3 b: z2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
: s) \% n% X* ]1 w/ M3. The workday is about two hours long. 3 J, \2 ~9 l: ^. ?6 Z2 s
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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