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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 0 q! H& w6 K+ ]% F" j- e
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too7 H+ O, w6 i- R
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
# t# b* x" V3 t: q' _ ~; WThe rents too high, the air's unclean
! t& q/ u0 e/ L! ]2 S1 N q; [: \- b6 mThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean
7 `* U8 x" i4 kAnd the women are big and the men are dumb8 R. v+ @4 X1 X: O. ?- A
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum1 }, _3 _0 Q* s9 B$ K0 u
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork$ i" `6 S2 \& Z7 S+ M
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
! Y# g) D5 U+ [! M- I$ I: z# yIn Toronto, Ontario! \; H! b; j- K; \( _; S/ h4 r% {
9 F% `" A8 F& Y' U( a3 B h ~"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario". X% ?. |) Q, @7 ]
, x& u/ M+ a. O% }I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
3 D1 m! I. m. l# I4 Z# {6 |) [Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa; Z6 r, b/ `& N+ Y" @4 g* k
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
* f4 u' X# x( }7 U$ J& IAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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# e$ d/ L8 G" R5 f# QI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
3 f. E5 _ v3 D+ B, [: ^He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree* N: k5 F/ @# T1 L
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck2 z4 {" O9 M9 v5 t
/ n! J8 u5 {& f& N8 q"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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3 e0 O8 b& E& U5 XOntario Sucks
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6 n9 [+ k! R& S+ f& ?6 k8 d$ x# g y"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo" O+ e5 d, q; F( @; Z
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
; }. o- D& e+ B3 V! g( lAnd Prince Edward Island is too small
; b: t& h9 u) V( a) vNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
8 S5 o) X1 o2 b) r7 ]; GNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall( U4 x4 Z$ F0 z1 ]" U, H$ o* H" {- C: V: d/ _
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
+ F W/ b2 A* d! u! C" XOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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0 P0 G; c s$ E- E"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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6 H* f, `$ o2 H* ySaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
: _' u; { n( R5 y) R/ e* o: q1 kAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!8 S+ {( k% Z/ V3 M% [5 S# B4 v
, H3 `" F1 d- h1 T% s& ["And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"! _8 }' k* E% d2 U6 y8 m
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck9 q4 D2 J9 {8 |
But Calgary does |
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