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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 7 ~3 [/ M: k$ O( U' w/ K" v
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
% T* ~' |% ]* ^8 J& f) WI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
' b3 z' {0 \. k" N vThe rents too high, the air's unclean- h. c% T* w! R
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean4 d, U# ]! E# w; k( o: p5 N4 t: a, z
And the women are big and the men are dumb" c/ W/ d2 m$ s: U2 z
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum! ?! f1 c" t8 V$ R; n
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork% D* l& {8 a8 A& N6 o2 o
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
2 b& `( x/ ]+ k8 j8 B _In Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"3 s' u5 D; \: _# M6 X
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
( S, L0 e& d1 ~+ n0 L- bKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa- O1 w! p: ]3 f# X
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck3 L* E1 W) T1 A/ O" x( W
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks" B) _* }7 i; F2 s& p
4 @4 ?4 ?" N4 T7 U4 nI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney5 j+ d) D; W6 c
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree$ b2 f# L( z- |0 x& ?( X$ T* o
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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$ E( \4 `5 q* {1 ]) i"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"! M/ R' T. C! \6 I" I
0 i5 G8 `. ]9 c& V; a) [Ontario Sucks
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"; M0 d: O! ~- L6 i
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
1 x5 c$ V! g- Z8 j+ }# DAnd Prince Edward Island is too small
' v" z3 n: E/ K, }7 TNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
% `- \# _- s, F) x6 f; ?New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall; Q0 U) d! V- G8 A0 {8 a
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
% G/ Z$ h# L( P z fOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old! C4 C( L& o) v8 i
And as for the territories, they're too cold!$ [2 C7 z- t+ _7 ?1 I& F" O5 o# i
, ~( Z: ?- i, j4 }) w9 P"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"3 z1 g1 \) i. H/ c( d
6 x9 k' P5 `0 i+ c6 K& B7 a'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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