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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 : w; e7 u9 J& T: U O- h
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
% ?0 P5 {: \. m: w' Q" P. x$ tI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo! w' `; O- _; Q s
The rents too high, the air's unclean, c0 u' x/ q5 H% Q% K! h% `
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
: K& ~4 O' g; R+ M0 IAnd the women are big and the men are dumb! ~& r' D3 K; u: _5 G
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum! V& a+ T& f8 N1 g' g
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
6 y6 Y) E! o' N. S2 KThey dress real bad and they think they're New York" s$ E: L# q4 n' n
In Toronto, Ontario: \! h) F" g4 m3 N
: a8 _( r0 U8 A. D"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"" N. o6 S4 l- K% `6 }6 T
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa# g& f$ E9 a$ ^2 p
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
0 z# A7 V4 s( ~. Y# M( qLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck( K1 y) C% \# ^3 k4 C. j
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks1 J; t7 F0 B! G, {1 c2 i: d! [
3 M8 N- |' _# M* \ H% d" O. kI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney! Q) E7 x' G- ]' E
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
P% Z5 k" z* R$ t8 O- T* aI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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Ontario Sucks
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+ c* n5 ~; @2 n"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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But,
# p8 Q# A# K/ R0 E. Q$ bI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
3 m8 }( r* b9 }3 ^' HAnd Prince Edward Island is too small$ d, [! `" _3 u* L$ `! e
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
! ^- _/ a! ~3 [( XNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall+ l; ]: c* P; a
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad+ |5 J5 \8 M) g9 X5 O6 ~
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"% r% f: y/ E, |3 w0 [0 b
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old- v9 R: ~8 m9 j! G; p: G3 G
And as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"( S j. U9 w0 N9 m2 Q
1 ?1 C. o6 l f7 U D'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
% w9 u2 ]$ Z( n7 h8 J9 `But Calgary does |
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