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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
; x: s2 I) Q) v+ E8 A0 a2 CI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
3 B& @) l9 s2 g2 f* m8 k ^The rents too high, the air's unclean
$ d1 W# Z; E9 U) PThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean% X$ f ?. e# q, x
And the women are big and the men are dumb
5 j R. K T/ yAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
3 n0 K% P- x3 |The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork1 v/ a9 ]6 ?+ D
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
4 N) n/ _2 H: D! nIn Toronto, Ontario5 g* I8 o6 f z7 \8 ?
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario": i* ?4 V+ D- O3 M) V7 f: J
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa% a- |8 l/ r% U4 x% L1 V9 x
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa: L# S$ w6 d+ c
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
/ u: I/ `7 L% u4 QAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks) t- A1 H2 ~: D3 e+ r" A
% d* \5 [7 [% i; B5 PI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
" R5 m2 S- W/ b$ ?1 X% B' a9 s/ d4 dHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
6 h. p* {7 F8 L6 A( F, x2 hI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck3 ]2 p6 S1 f, |" z1 y
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"7 x: N" l- C" _
5 R5 n4 B2 H% }* U" B+ SOntario Sucks+ d: z; s2 d- }9 D! e. ~2 W- R
0 o3 a7 z: y$ Z! c9 j1 B3 x, N! }"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird6 ^1 }! `4 G8 U3 s
And Prince Edward Island is too small) q8 k2 A, e+ S' q
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
) [( \$ T2 H; H6 cNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
7 z) t) c1 x1 Y- a( q. P6 v( kQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
, Y: T) n6 J* K$ m! z& DOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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" j8 N& {) e1 B9 C5 O" }& U"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old6 r, ]# E# K8 H9 p1 S9 i* H
And as for the territories, they're too cold!0 N" d2 ]* A) d" l
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"4 K2 t$ C7 m) \
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck0 D7 Q# l5 j) p m
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