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0 Y p5 r! p" i0 D% nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns' y& N: s! h, g0 a
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too, d/ p* U0 X1 f% l/ ~- s
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo! w y+ T9 S' t' L) R8 D W
The rents too high, the air's unclean
# E4 e N3 `/ U4 ^* `: w3 {% aThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean
7 f* H( U$ E1 X. EAnd the women are big and the men are dumb' X3 ?4 b( K; s9 p4 f
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
5 M5 }, b e. h- mThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
' M3 F& h% D9 IThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
0 g' R& V" q9 I6 X/ Y& LIn Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa& Q0 N! j1 Z3 A6 b
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa0 ~0 v, Y5 a+ T! n9 f1 G
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck0 c- c5 }8 t" x
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks2 o1 ?% Y$ V" U: P ~' {" g/ K; D
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
; d9 \9 z- N) ^# t) O$ G: EHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree! o1 F6 e3 L6 P/ x& O$ @& _
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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; t3 h0 I" s2 R0 i"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"6 x$ H; J) d6 a+ F! E; v: g. j! E- \
) t# D9 `, W3 O0 L7 B7 G. H$ bOntario Sucks: ~ T& d l! m' l! y
; x9 \9 V; \$ \$ S"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"5 X" c# ~6 Q( N) r6 K: Q% s
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But,
& y5 G4 F) o& r# U, nI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
; _' _& k& L3 [' j$ [% P( uAnd Prince Edward Island is too small/ g0 L) D$ y* s& O! G4 s# j, v; x
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
- x( b2 ]4 j% H& YNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall; I! F7 m# o4 I$ W9 C: {% f9 n4 G
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad. D& U' j7 \$ a/ E
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks" f! G9 ^, W& G' }7 E5 h
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"' A7 J3 p$ k. M7 A/ p9 ^8 X2 }1 M
0 e# _* ~- f/ I v( r- USaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
8 k8 K* ]. ~! K7 N( j6 sAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"2 _) P5 P0 Q0 @: T a) q
0 L; D. G# o, t4 F, `* ?'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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