新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
' x* n& `( z4 }　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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9 R( u8 [* f5 U+ j4 i) M. d# r　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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5 E7 _0 W/ n9 q% k% ]　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

8 w& J. M0 U, Q9 T1 T* b* a　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

6 V1 T2 `) ~( R+ @; l　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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) J0 e. w5 Z. l  y% L7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

! o4 Y3 n, O) L* S　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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) r! c1 f% N* O6 \' ^　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?