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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. , N! Z* j4 B8 ]* Q% }
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. * g& k$ m+ _% G. r. I- j5 m
& j* } r4 P' g9 \. A" e2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ) H9 A; H. M1 B1 j
! v$ ~1 S$ n3 v3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ Q h7 I x: y7 D v
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. + n: x" I1 G! J9 }
* X& n+ O5 G2 e4 |5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 6 A% F' ?# W3 L5 i s
" D$ ]9 D8 \) Z. r& L. x 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. + X8 _' ~# }% E5 |
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6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. . V6 O) d+ ]7 U9 q! U4 F7 o* \
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. , e7 U& Q2 u4 ^
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7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # z6 q7 q0 R" a% d8 b& t; u
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. # S8 s( r- k7 X0 a# T
* _) |: V# R ?4 u& P6 Q2 _ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 3 E F' I# t: e" g8 k- ^
' A# D1 `: N* d, }# E8 P/ f9)One should love animals. They are so tasty. 1 a/ r) r2 Y$ p
# F- l, X: p8 @1 H 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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