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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. n2 k+ T5 L5 a0 T5 N6 v/ J t
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. & ]8 O% \& X: O! N; M4 b
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , n' e7 `3 D, F5 Z
1 G9 t, B |" ~$ B3 U 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 3 O9 A3 ~/ O! R/ ~6 G8 b2 M0 ]3 {! D
4 Q8 r9 H) C9 w7 ?! V' W0 m4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. c N; [ N9 b. q2 e- M0 W( F
8 {5 y, Z2 s8 T# w! f 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. $ S$ W' @+ B) d# Z/ y2 Y ?
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & m: G3 H" j3 d4 l. Z3 t
9 Y$ u# v8 g3 F7 E" T& a 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; X1 V7 Y7 H( \) z s* R+ B
% z# {! f+ k1 |2 i O6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ( L5 U" D, B3 e0 K* K) O( P
9 f: l* O/ X( R% A 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. : o6 K5 J) e5 e( J( Y
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 9 Z! y( `! \. X$ o% M* I) U' p# ?
& w! \; k- A9 ]( S! u' |) o 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 2 O' @, H H" F& _3 w9 p
+ t6 o/ ^ `. K: g/ c9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 u$ C9 s# u+ B% O1 W% {' h- A: q
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