 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. / d: \' r) i8 ^
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
7 v) L; g$ V% ~) u7 i8 w
- m7 F* `: r1 e/ G# Q2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
3 K4 O" r; i3 I6 F* E" ^5 k4 K" ^; b/ O1 x# L
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , t0 x0 ~4 A F$ w( N
d+ d% K: Q/ M& Y* d3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# ]' u, }" M+ [ w5 @5 T
$ z& l2 N* j7 f/ ], d 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
4 X& L- }. b" c l$ Y- s4 ^7 m" o% J
4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ d2 y4 p- w$ u" F4 {* D7 @8 ^3 O2 q+ n7 ~$ p2 J |) ^
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. : M. v$ N: K0 ]2 p' w3 d
2 l6 `, _1 y0 i- \
5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 4 z, Y* ^' R: a( I; t/ n
h. t- s; @8 ?3 P2 E
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
& L: ?" l0 G6 X' Z5 a9 B; C: D4 O( Y4 T! W+ e
6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - F: N* e0 y1 n! Q6 A1 e1 C. E
" ?6 z7 J+ J* W; o0 g* Y3 H 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
3 G. e2 b* [( L/ M. r0 n8 h: U/ _
7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$ ]8 i3 J1 g4 o7 K3 K' t( U6 }8 Q# l4 U m9 `
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # L) s% @% ]7 s/ p- e* c
$ }( _# Y5 L2 ]* T* y8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
& {8 D- Z+ Z3 Y2 ]+ c: S) C" i
. K8 b) O- @: [0 M6 g 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. . O" U" p' E6 j3 B, y2 h
( _( A6 {$ V+ `7 g7 g) c8 T! s5 f7 w
9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 H) q2 [% _% I0 w' v( L+ x+ W0 u6 G* @& n/ h( |
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2004-11-13 19:42
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
