新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
, f6 V+ {7 V: q* V3 [" n/ G　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

7 b2 p& C, R0 ~1 d5 }# v2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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+ c* I1 P/ W% F7 B, j9 x4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' y$ E0 K9 _8 u- ~5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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# y$ Q# b$ g5 O4 z% j　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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+ a4 F5 a- R* P: d8 x8 S8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

! R' S! q2 |, f9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?