新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  v0 M# ?8 ]) V　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

: R' U# B2 a' W/ u8 B2 h. J3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

  @' `2 v7 o7 |' w　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

6 ^! r/ N/ }) o8 h0 `" R; k　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

+ m: p5 c. ?' W1 X4 I　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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, E& H5 a; j3 [4 T6 Q! s6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

2 Z( Z7 @+ s& ^  U$ \7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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6 d6 w$ D2 l2 W! F4 E5 W7 v　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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2 A# \+ \6 S9 C) Y- K4 s+ D8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?