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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 5 ~4 m ?% a) D6 z p
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. . t$ T* m9 Q) J. ?4 C
, o$ N" L9 \7 m$ N+ m9 r) _7 {2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 0 s/ [3 W( C! X" a( w7 f. s
2 t2 j/ [' R' C1 ^& y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 0 k3 @( l$ ^/ g& l, N+ y
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 6 @% W5 C- E5 A
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # [! u9 \6 ~5 [5 U
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! i& b& j" G @3 S. z1 M
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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: r! t9 u8 g0 Z9 @$ P 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 4 g% V/ [5 m0 T& W2 F
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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1 K* Y" G: |) J1 { 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 0 o* U' t3 O. }+ c
* {- G; i+ p1 I* J1 B$ f- i' B 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& s! v/ R- H0 N/ N% l5 |' i" g/ l9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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