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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. |1 a1 i7 X2 @ Q
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 2 M' L7 n0 k2 X6 |9 G/ w; Z1 O
" Q: N/ O% w* q; R2 c: Y3 t; T2 V0 s, K2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ! u% s0 }9 }3 Q
9 u, ~ [) ]- W d 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & u, D3 c7 C. M9 K; A
# N s* y! @9 s( y7 E3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 a7 I+ |8 q/ d1 M* m5 m; f
% ?/ D3 W6 P* ]- t& M. F* k 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ' Q) K. p+ p; K) l5 c: H! X7 r5 K
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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# y& L1 U. w+ W; D 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 i* y* {. a% ^7 V6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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* @# N( N% \' U, ~# q( H 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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) _# k! c$ m: R1 w ]- P# @. |" V6 |7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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" \, u& |0 n6 d" ^! P& X4 Y. } 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. / i9 `& B7 N7 j0 u& z8 S
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. [ S( d% ]" u3 T
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 0 S6 L* V8 q( ?$ g/ ^; }
6 q. _1 b1 B' x9 t 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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