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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
8 |" k8 C2 w7 s) {( F 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 4 E" x5 m6 b; W
( W& r1 j2 k8 \2 N2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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, Z, J$ R1 H. @8 T 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ; e* `# n8 s0 g. _
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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4 n: ~: P# ], o+ U5 w- C 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. * O# f) }- l( d& o( ^% c6 K
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. $ i3 r3 [ b' J
) N. i |3 S1 T2 c5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. . `5 x" \7 M5 [6 | c/ Y& g
6 S+ ]) b( e6 t1 W: H 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. E o4 ?, o5 k$ j' p
Z0 @, P) V% |, L( Q. z: u# y7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( z5 h8 {7 W% |! h 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # a( @0 Z" C) H4 } E! \& _
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ! c& x& L# j& D `+ l& S
' D2 _( M4 H; N) Z/ L 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. : l! e1 Z, @, ^, @2 `% |5 b
( S+ c D! w7 v2 F 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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