新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
- ~1 {6 \1 Y0 d9 F* k　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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$ f; n; s1 _* c　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

( m9 k5 T/ Q8 w  f% Z5 W4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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+ c+ L+ U+ n' ]: j- Q" y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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* n; l" f" |- E- L+ H6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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; V- g" o+ y& c" U　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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2 Y2 ]4 H$ ]& f6 ?. s' m7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

4 y/ z2 W1 k$ m7 }  X8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

8 ?5 Z% y0 R- T　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

$ s# F& e! |, m1 {( `8 u9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

( A+ J9 ]9 s& K( d: @  U5 V; J　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?