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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?1 N3 z( t" [ v( F+ e
A: Lean meat!
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* W' N- e1 J/ m; i, mExplanation: For some reasons I find cows to be funny, like this joke.0 d1 Q+ Y- A# M
" ? O5 }( [: d( z( `, |6 jWhen something leans it is not quite straight up and down, it is a tilted like the Leaning Tower of Pisa or Leaning Cow Wine. If a cow had only two legs it would, at a minimum, lean; most likely it would fall over.
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, S, e& O" A8 k0 J1 A# V' VLean meat is meat is meat that does not have much fat.
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This joke is funny because it plays with two meanings of the word lean. |
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