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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?2 o) D; U7 z, l2 a) }4 x
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?# e- `: [) |2 u* _" \' \( w" n/ T
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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& q) ^. y3 P. V. M4 ~' x4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?0 C3 B3 G$ u3 W8 ^
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! t- \: Y) X! R2 }$ p/ q5 ]% k5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
0 m& Y! R8 }( S8 }8 c9 V---The teacher is blind.
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$ |9 }' Y I" } K% a6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?) @+ P7 I0 u H7 Y* z
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" V$ P8 x- z1 w+ j5 B4 T7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?# j* |# |- h, N. Y1 G
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8, Which is correct:* O+ O, ?6 U# C7 X; B, s. L
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.6 a" w/ Z5 B3 o9 R j* M4 q
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001." H. B( A* c" R4 h _- ^1 w+ n
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