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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?) ~, |* _# K0 B6 r5 D8 }/ T4 V% A
---incorrectly
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/ f, a) y" X- X9 N# @! C3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?- \ V! W' K+ i$ m
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: v0 A* G! i: k& n9 P5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?0 d) J5 _/ x# ^0 T
---The teacher is blind.
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3 K7 _" m" F: Q5 |6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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. w3 F" G0 w8 ^7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.9 h5 f( F7 |1 P4 o B3 G
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.) a b6 p0 x/ _; f/ f3 Y
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