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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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1 q3 U$ U1 i) J4 H3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?* q; D: ?( Y( h( N K: K" Z% H* ^
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- _8 U5 ? B3 i: T ? n; j6 B5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:4 p( E8 t$ u9 g4 a* ^4 }: O9 v8 q
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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