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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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3 N0 S, J* v' {# ]4 K0 d4 I! ^2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?' T. ^( C( A' `
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?: g. a+ W( Q, S4 x& p
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?3 k- u5 p0 Y- h
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8, Which is correct:
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