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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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, {4 p7 U+ R' M& l+ f9 o' Z; N; @2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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, _7 d2 r" _. L1 C/ t3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?# ?6 U' s% R& P5 ?: H" N
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2 c4 \! t( f, F* s; u+ l4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
4 h* c- Y5 s, R7 `9 E* X4 v% J---The teacher is blind.& w' I8 Z. R0 e8 R8 Z
- a* ?: f9 A: v% u6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?1 V- g: {$ h, d+ c2 L9 |6 b6 P
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" J- K- D( { O7 B9 N0 M7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:' Q7 @6 N3 o1 {' @* B% ?/ I6 q; j& }# W
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.* }8 ]. c" E. x, b$ Y# g
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.+ l5 W) I6 M( h4 d
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