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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - L1 K* J; @- u/ c4 l. [8 {
  
% i) K. @7 r6 @8 }5 G$ R) V   One should love animals. They are so tasty. # f5 J/ ^8 r' w
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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$ F1 Z( d: h$ Y1 a9 C) |: W   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
$ m) B8 V  a" g: E) K   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 9 d& w3 S3 j# X2 S1 B8 s' d0 r. p
  
! P5 F4 E0 I. n, r2 O1 R   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 T" H0 h* x' g4 i0 ]0 U   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
, B/ n0 y$ E) M( o   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
- r2 d3 ^# f& @2 n2 R   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: ~1 o# L/ V$ S  e   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). + `3 y( Y1 D- X$ K6 T. Z
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 e9 U8 m6 u. L% W   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 ]2 Z- ?& r5 E# W4 ]
  
' m0 m* |3 O' a: |0 x   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, |) C2 C  s+ }* T3 V2 n) B   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ) n" H2 g. n' U3 f2 y" l) S
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. - Q/ i9 {& T! L% k# @1 Q- L
  
' }! }/ h  F5 q4 L9 @   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ( ?; f4 T. K: x2 K6 {
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. , y: F3 y; q# n1 N
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ( B/ p8 J; r, Q  O) y
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. / ~1 c: K# F+ J0 x/ u! A0 z- j9 M
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
; m& B- o% B3 ~5 N   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 9 G/ h6 f+ M  L4 X6 Y8 _" g
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
: _8 c9 C# {1 f$ O* F3 K6 L   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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8 V7 K" ]9 T! a' X   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
: L6 X3 M0 P* s5 `   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 8 X5 V: T; F6 M$ h" \+ s  X
  
0 H: m: S2 u3 h   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  C! i  K6 l" g5 C% g) j   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 9 h2 k- A+ M# t2 x) r
  
) x) u( k2 X* R; k/ L( `   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. # ^: o. K. g! }! W8 ?/ k  w
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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