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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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% P( }* n4 |/ t/ J2 I4 l, F   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 8 R$ ~; q+ ]- I0 o* t/ K
  
4 q) e' u* O/ n) N- N" j" Y   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 F0 G: o; |1 p. Y' L! O$ e
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 3 ^+ c$ f# ^  t) ^; {( k8 J
  
' E* {$ s7 v9 q4 W- g* W6 }  E   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1 x0 D- @3 a9 f7 l7 ]% P" A( n
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. / f  q( g2 i0 Y3 s
  
. K! |) @7 \; I" v% V+ w% b: Z   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 `' c8 \5 J$ b' J
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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0 \# u# [& v1 u6 ]8 \5 b- ^( x   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. V6 B9 I$ o* l6 v+ `  a4 e8 Q   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& j! o6 ]1 L2 e8 H* O   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.   {- _1 y6 q: C: f4 L5 k
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
# _) C% Q7 _' [( N   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 2 E" x: s; U2 S, {
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 l' R- L7 ~. S   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 0 P( h% U1 b: S0 y/ q% m, t
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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  ?2 ~  y$ N* ~, X$ y4 `   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
& T/ q$ f7 k* m/ g   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
4 m$ }+ u2 k% L: w- O+ D) ], u   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. " w) b( u8 f) H$ D. [$ }
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
6 m! J  T1 M) F& Q2 n   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ; S. T, n5 }* s
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ) R  R4 }7 x: k: `. r; B
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
# }3 F" A; g0 E+ r   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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1 t* o7 y# F" ?. ]% h   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! & V5 g3 f& o! t. [& v1 l7 [& i5 Z
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! . A: \- l; ^" s5 V' W) y9 I3 {
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( Z0 h8 @8 w8 c5 \% E   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 1 [5 N# u' ~# Q" p
  
0 ^4 |5 D6 Y' k  C5 `" T+ O8 c$ v" _, [   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 4 |. u- U: q/ f* k5 ]! _5 r" t2 G# g
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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