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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. , c- H7 \* M' q  u
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. % q4 ~5 @6 ]3 o1 K
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 1 W% L4 R" S. N+ S0 c
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. . Y0 x% C% E5 j9 N; s& S2 X, w8 G" s
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. & X" \' c4 W. G. Q
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 & M) b3 L/ C( |
  
4 q1 q0 {% r) n; r+ r. f! \   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. + q% @3 ^. b. ^& v3 j: g) b
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. # Z9 a4 e5 q! o2 H
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
4 R& O1 L4 O; ?1 z  Y1 M, h   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ t6 z. A; S  U4 @4 g4 t8 s   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 6 z' S2 D1 o' \- P5 R
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
( W8 F! u& j. U  Y   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ \0 Y3 h5 d- V( k) }   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* }9 x& k8 @$ A- g, E1 {   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ( Q4 l8 m' ?3 h- Q+ _
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. " ?* x! I- n6 M- x0 S" ^; j7 X
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3 H- D) v# p3 W   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ' u  E/ ^  w1 D0 \
  
; V  l& Z* R6 b  K/ A6 R( b3 s   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "   n  N6 b* W+ |, }
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 5 [4 Q4 ]2 N: v
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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: {3 T1 Y# v: ~* h( n   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  V) B1 C9 `( G   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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7 r. p# P: g0 {" {7 M- l2 {   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
: g+ f& d. r8 d6 D0 X7 A9 K- N7 e   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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( C) y  U1 C  m1 Y2 |   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ; `: F) [/ C. Y' E. z# ]
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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5 y; L" b3 i. ^# z: Z; z; v0 B* i9 x   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7 Q% ^, T9 i& y8 h* w# Q   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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