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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
3 p3 e& @7 ]* @5 c" `3 O- Z. eChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
& D. L) d% Q" _- Z* q) mPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!- C1 X" m$ s7 s+ b
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
3 W' r1 Y8 } B' RPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!3 G) q: @5 ^; d6 D
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
# z' k# i' K1 l! b6 v9 UPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!7 A( f) Y2 [! \3 W
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!$ C/ P. Q! b0 j
People: They dissolved it themselves!. Z4 d+ y: l+ u& F/ H, a6 y
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
* X3 i9 y9 f6 w+ C& N3 P0 aPeople: We’re the imperialism now?: t1 t$ C5 u7 f4 w) m. i7 n
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?( ?# `$ |& |! ?" F- a& {! Y" c- x
people: It’s in America now!3 Q- [0 e3 ^" Y) D9 I/ c
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来个对照# O/ V5 e5 w5 l
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
! q) e$ N5 J8 r# D5 r我们：都吃多了，减肥呢, N( H W. |) o
毛：资本家还存在吗3 k( j" Z1 d \
我们：生意都做到外国去了
2 s* n9 M7 }; s0 {* Y毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗2 o' [; I6 ^* |/ W9 t
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
( `' R, m3 h9 S& ]. R毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗0 y5 `( o9 h4 g
我们：他们自己解体了
6 z7 t, v. Z, |: c( ^) a毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
& A7 `; H) \8 T* ?3 M. o/ G我们：我们自己就是了
3 B c; I ~, i8 m" A+ H7 r1 M毛：那我的文革呐$ |8 ?9 C; C% @( a j9 h) h. Q
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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