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2 j( [/ Z; D5 M话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
5 j; O, {' Z" j+ _4 oChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
, d* S4 o% S8 [People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!0 ?' Q7 _- m3 t4 G0 G3 q9 [, M
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
5 d) ^& K" t, O# f9 A; I* }8 CPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
& a$ l8 R2 _! CChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
3 F ]7 f, d" w. G4 XPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!; V, c* W% _$ p# J5 n; k5 b% p
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
: A' A7 ^7 c# {; Y: f4 aPeople: They dissolved it themselves!4 V6 p7 {5 t0 y; c4 _0 b2 K
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
5 ~- f7 m3 ?$ }$ e+ fPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
- C3 u6 f# J1 O+ ?: I0 vChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?5 u( ?7 M0 I% ]. s
people: It’s in America now!/ Y4 R5 f7 Z# t& ]
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来个对照
: a$ m F" _$ ?毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗# G( W9 e2 L: ?2 P- F
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢. c7 ]& d8 ?( F) ^
毛：资本家还存在吗$ a5 F4 G# m( e
我们：生意都做到外国去了 E; Y% i/ n; T. A } a) c1 ]
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
9 y' H3 I& f K我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了: H: _# r9 V) i
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
4 j' x+ W" [: M2 k9 s; m/ b9 Q& ^1 b0 J我们：他们自己解体了7 {! H/ R' v" z' Z8 Q4 e& ^. f
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
. P% f& M) Y# E$ u/ O我们：我们自己就是了, i/ {3 T' Z8 D& H6 W5 @
毛：那我的文革呐$ _& j! \' g% y9 B8 g. T S6 v1 B
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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