毛主席问答英文版，

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% ?2 d! G( F' M1 S# }, F8 S话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
' r; ^; f/ H5 @Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
- O7 [& B5 c" OPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
# H4 g( h, a2 [  K' U  xPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
# F% u! G( k0 E* C* H2 }0 HChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
2 H: y2 o4 I' ~( R4 ?! w7 ~: A* W+ EPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
" U' d8 _. {0 ]$ E' i* J+ w, U4 fChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
& {$ u3 r" Y7 K- I7 _- jPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
& u6 X: n) X$ _0 m' O9 \+ i) Upeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
& {* X2 g( G' {2 o. J& M' |7 |& w1 @毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
" L4 F' i# P. E1 c  a我们：生意都做到外国去了
& {* }2 c  F3 |; u# V0 N! z3 `毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
1 A8 x: B7 q; ]. h( U, i9 J) r- |毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
5 ?9 {1 C+ Y  B3 j毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
, q9 j7 s6 o( Y( O- t+ P0 n毛：那我的文革呐
- U+ v9 O: X  g! V$ X2 Q; v0 P. ?  S我们：闹到美国去了