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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
& ^) G& X3 v( T$ K7 V2 ?0 \. rChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
& I+ u1 g# z, k' K9 \0 MPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!) y% [& A0 \5 i) p v2 N
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?6 e/ U0 v5 _6 N; S$ ?4 o; a
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!. l6 j9 O* @: _' ]" ~
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?4 V2 m! \9 V8 Y2 W: @
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
A# t! d4 [# c' d" zChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!4 r7 S* W, u$ ] i
People: They dissolved it themselves!. q( V: t9 N2 f7 }* z5 d: K& h: V6 Y
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism? [. ]" j7 d! K
People: We’re the imperialism now?
" F) u. b/ a* Z3 P( xChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?! L9 [! O0 M+ Q3 k1 D9 l- o
people: It’s in America now!
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毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
3 w! r4 x# _" ^" ]9 x5 K- }我们：都吃多了，减肥呢$ a4 v$ M& {* P: @1 o' P% S
毛：资本家还存在吗+ C7 H* z: r, Z" s% g6 r
我们：生意都做到外国去了
4 B/ E* T; r& I- i3 u4 g毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗1 e! D1 |$ W! `
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
- B# N: C8 u' u8 d6 s8 ~6 l毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
& U" q* M4 [# W- w/ O" z我们：他们自己解体了; F- q& ^) }8 ]/ `; R
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗3 m& k! G3 W: C$ w, ?/ {. Y- n
我们：我们自己就是了
0 i% p3 F' S% K7 Y, h. R! _2 Z毛：那我的文革呐
?6 `; N/ ?, u2 o, N4 h: z我们：闹到美国去了 |
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