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: n5 _0 k4 {' c7 e: t! q话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。/ c) ?3 j# T) ~. l: y) E+ U; ?( p9 w
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?$ ?* ?0 W5 ^- i7 w
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
* h; ]0 |$ L6 C1 I8 e0 gChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
5 Q/ F8 O8 Z* m" T, p2 tPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!* k, q( k! P/ f& k q# W9 t2 y/ |; D
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?' D c" K4 X, H7 S* c, h
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
4 J; ?/ A* s/ R- @Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
) r4 s3 E' f- N! w8 ^3 pPeople: They dissolved it themselves!2 c( P# q! L& M5 G# u3 O
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
# [8 P; ?" u- O/ h, j6 ePeople: We’re the imperialism now?3 f% q4 E, L# E9 e0 P5 j2 p
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
! Z& F+ } B- C4 I0 J4 |. X! {! z kpeople: It’s in America now!" o9 j& P- E3 u4 ^6 H; L
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0 j& [ E4 c$ k0 c* d来个对照$ a1 n% P: H2 j$ K
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗" j% F; u% l4 p$ w1 H' @
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢% N$ K! d) {7 F h$ B- E
毛：资本家还存在吗
K6 R7 f9 F& U3 n0 {我们：生意都做到外国去了" h4 y V: m/ p, _) k- y
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗) V6 T) h9 c9 X$ Q I6 z' n. w4 n
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
# [% p% C4 u; D- ~7 u" P- s毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
8 W$ X$ a( j6 w. d |( X我们：他们自己解体了
% D, F2 c4 F7 k8 a毛：帝国主义打倒了吗2 o* X9 t# B8 p. Q
我们：我们自己就是了
' w) m/ s G8 H: _毛：那我的文革呐
1 Q& c4 J3 [+ y* x- z4 T我们：闹到美国去了 |
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