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1 E( D$ h- y4 _3 R/ x% E话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
- O1 m7 A& e# L* HChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
( U8 ]2 p- J6 Z8 JPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!' b8 X" A* {) h" F! B* [
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?! m( w5 y; i' z1 e( j) g4 M
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!! j' |4 k( ^8 G
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
, G- P$ B! Q. u+ U3 q$ jPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
- ^9 P- r$ |6 Y, E5 r" o' `) G' g' BChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
/ B$ _% s; b6 |People: They dissolved it themselves!
+ L I7 I, @' W1 Y$ h3 N8 s) Y/ yChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
- Y$ R: d4 x* C+ U% p- nPeople: We’re the imperialism now?5 v" o0 [- b6 x0 z( G/ |, r
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?% D6 ~6 R% y5 F0 U: E9 h& w/ y- o) Z
people: It’s in America now!1 B, G* o- C, k4 R* u5 K* o) F4 c
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/ S1 s2 K8 a3 }( S来个对照5 z$ C. N9 d; x# s7 x
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
* T7 f+ V# E& }7 [- }+ P我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
! G" B. V$ @& ? K( E6 g毛：资本家还存在吗
; m0 o0 W+ b- \) r7 P我们：生意都做到外国去了
: A0 a. D" g. ]* a4 T5 L毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗8 K' ?) U' P# q h& k
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了8 ]0 _ o0 ^1 [) o) \% e0 H6 M0 Y
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗, N3 P8 M( O p$ w! N# b; I. f- e
我们：他们自己解体了% b% x, g$ ?. V+ Q" P( s
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
5 m: X W1 E" Q3 Q7 T) m0 w我们：我们自己就是了
. P3 ~% j' ^/ r# ^) S毛：那我的文革呐
2 J, N$ o" `( q我们：闹到美国去了 |
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