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$ M0 E9 \0 \" w4 U话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
# r5 G' z: }6 U7 xChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
) H9 B5 i+ }) u6 Z$ UPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!/ [& d$ ^( l# K, i
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?. ]% c3 z' I! g' T7 N; U
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!) ~) ^9 K& l2 U0 A. l. g1 ^
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
+ `1 Q; T0 I) Y: f" rPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!% I) [* y2 v9 S \
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!6 \0 f7 l/ ?/ [# K; E$ j# h
People: They dissolved it themselves!9 i7 t9 E* }. X$ X% o
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?* ^7 F* ?, t' D z2 w l! j
People: We’re the imperialism now?
- z3 @/ V: A3 B, X( y& S$ `4 oChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
! U3 F7 v' {# x% Speople: It’s in America now!
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. H7 @* K1 T; z" D' d( N来个对照- ]4 I4 l4 p* I r
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗% J" K0 e- [/ |% y S K
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢- m5 O# k$ } Z, h, @6 V2 W' a6 U
毛：资本家还存在吗' c8 {# Q7 B7 O- Z3 |
我们：生意都做到外国去了
8 U7 m( f. j2 o0 Y毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
9 s5 N5 V! v2 c* ]7 W我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了* {/ f$ [, W3 |! v2 S
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗% r' G4 _8 i, ?; J6 t v
我们：他们自己解体了
# t2 B* J) r# O- m毛：帝国主义打倒了吗8 Y; L$ S2 N4 n1 u
我们：我们自己就是了5 H) K8 G. L5 ]4 e
毛：那我的文革呐' i2 y- M' i/ ^! z. J
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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