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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。3 Z" Q5 j% x- `* o, d" h3 ?6 B
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
. r. D0 a7 H! N: R A/ q" QPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
3 A: S' k+ }: A. O3 m5 BChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
0 a5 E% n/ R! s, d8 Y! [People: They’re all doing business overseas now!1 y" K" e0 I- V5 [6 m) B
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?6 U( q- |0 f& y+ }& d# E
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!- v3 [' v k8 g6 x7 P
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!, s: x2 P4 ^0 \; M( T
People: They dissolved it themselves!" ~4 f! z# r2 y5 k. x! l, I; `8 l
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
! `$ I6 I/ b" PPeople: We’re the imperialism now?4 L: e0 e0 F1 J/ G4 ^
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?7 x3 k. R; [5 a
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照 Y4 j& k) u' ^
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗, T5 M8 O4 ?( ~* {9 ~: k
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢) j" Y# i% \! A( G
毛：资本家还存在吗
% X2 H0 R, z+ s2 W1 r我们：生意都做到外国去了9 J3 W6 F$ J! k+ A
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
6 z( G; r; G z& J* R7 w3 _" y我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了2 I5 o0 ^1 f- E8 z. T+ j, Y, a
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗6 G+ w8 Y* I. n9 S0 e! R% ~5 N7 B
我们：他们自己解体了
. H' U4 h2 {% N毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
* h' R% q' }6 W& O我们：我们自己就是了8 ^+ g& O& h$ ?- n- C/ A
毛：那我的文革呐" G# I* m$ @% s6 a. _
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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