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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
$ z/ Z' g- ]2 \# V8 S% Q, N2 m9 F9 ]孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
6 c6 u) g! _- d$ ~- o9 bConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
0 u: _9 D E/ {( `! [4 mConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around . J2 _% J) `+ R4 o: Z) L
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk - x6 i1 d- c V
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it t4 v/ l: g9 r. @& J0 R1 z
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left # p% b3 K' n$ X* O3 Q% I ]
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house " e' P# P3 V o( ~1 e
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night & t$ s! F2 f! m# e4 O
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it - }: L$ u- a7 ~$ o- Y
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
; ?+ F2 ?* G. j/ [Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
* ~: w' b# A* G5 T7 \Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
5 D/ Q' T" e: \! h$ W, n# ZConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 0 m9 `7 b! g( A( [5 [8 h
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long # W }0 H, L; ~ V5 E% L* s
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 9 `& m* Y8 ?- q, ]
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent - Z! u F& O' K E! s4 x3 p
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
$ N L4 x0 B( [" a- F, L. r% GConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
: S# m. K0 x( f9 d- B" K. EConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ! {/ j- j+ E+ v: s: z
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
6 p8 ]& r/ K2 [. K: ]Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
, D* Q+ [, A) ?, o: [# n3 iConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
/ I3 [# w' ]. E# CConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck & u0 o& ^6 Z9 Z- F
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 4 ] f- O% _9 i4 \ T
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
0 S. O' g0 H# w1 jConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
9 S0 K! r& k' T* RConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 6 m4 @% Z% P, w, v: v* R: x4 O, X
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
5 z6 t9 y8 |0 i8 ~5 f6 JConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 4 J5 m) Q* j. Y
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok : g8 x5 z K! x7 k4 u$ Q2 e
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand - e/ l% u- n# g+ c
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
; l* A5 _' C8 aConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 4 W$ X# p/ D( e0 o1 l" s/ H
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
+ Q& L F2 B A- c) r: V# \Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders + ?- M! u: n$ }) x! ?+ k6 \% I
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
; v# i+ P1 ]( A: P4 ^. HConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
0 K* A0 ]! i3 j- _Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ' x! _- ~7 n9 X) k: f
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew , X1 l( q# c1 C
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
1 h/ r8 L4 z g- j( ~; o- HConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion , o* X. |0 `8 v/ o
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
; b, X. q# d$ k- PConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 2 p( _3 K0 M6 [* @
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 8 R) F+ ^, u7 P. f5 A; L. K
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
6 }9 x& b g7 B7 t4 j1 K2 jConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
; ~! M; M! a6 N7 D. w G. i. KConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
% M2 v7 i6 ~1 [6 V9 l7 BConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
) C" H4 p6 M0 d8 y" GConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
" w' U5 @: I3 o5 f FConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face $ I( c, U! b( Y& X3 p5 B# g
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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