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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。8 k* y5 B. o7 w7 d- g
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?7 j+ l! z4 e1 Z: A5 |$ L8 w
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
2 @& p6 g) v; s( ]" w8 r6 U+ iConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
6 A8 c8 n) ~3 k, t6 i) JConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
2 e9 Z. F# S& ?Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it % d1 r5 K9 ]5 w# |3 R6 u, w
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
) @* n; t- d$ A# P1 C' T$ IConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
8 }7 ?. h; \4 }& V$ D; _Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 8 s* A- z+ ]- }" B
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
o; u! X! d" e8 Q* @- \+ aConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
2 E" g8 u6 U: Q/ z2 z1 P) k0 C* uConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 V# y5 b) Q6 }8 c
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
+ F* p% X# U2 t/ CConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
& j- B- f* E' D9 i$ G! A. S1 |: j* b/ ^ \+ gConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ' F& `& S! K$ c" Y! s
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week % ?6 V, g; M' C4 `, o0 q" o
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 3 ~( ^0 }& P+ { W
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 3 a: W+ U3 x8 E$ O1 o
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired , I/ C" i+ b2 Z$ |% g; ?
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted / X% K) C" H, s! e! C& q5 g
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
8 @" d4 D( O% Y' `( hConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 6 \. O8 B" W- c( p! e% ~
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 0 K8 B+ |# e/ B4 A" n
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck / Q7 \8 k7 q$ b+ k u' V& N8 Y
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 1 }7 S: H7 \. O* ~+ P6 s9 B
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
% {9 e* C. I1 a8 O8 k+ B7 h* BConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts + W* t2 Y. l: x/ {
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy + j4 P7 |- A, P5 |/ I! {3 }8 z6 I
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 9 F! p. q! O2 q$ }+ ~
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean + X! I" A ^( [7 Q- R. `
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ! U# Z! z1 G" [+ s) [ N* Q
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand # P; M+ O; e3 d& ?! E
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
/ l% i1 d1 z! v/ K, b& v# jConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 0 O& J# L. j$ L* a! K' s
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts l, \4 N" f& Y4 y8 [, I# L0 f. F
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 w5 T9 s0 j. z9 h; q: h! }
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement + ^1 R+ {3 t- N% z
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
% `" U6 S' }4 H J$ v5 `Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
2 r1 I* P( J% j0 ]$ oConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew . Y: i1 w7 z6 m
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
# B. J! A+ x$ P9 WConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
" ?0 M( B4 x5 y0 J0 GConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic + s+ j, I* C4 u+ B
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
* n+ y2 p' x6 p# q4 a9 z: oConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ; V% H% v# D. @- w
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
# [8 n6 Q0 d4 J5 H$ r. w- eConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 7 c' _' `* r3 s3 G/ P2 y1 w9 ?
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 5 P7 d* K8 [: d {
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ) O; d/ r. d& ^2 ^) t: Z
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag " n; c, U9 ]9 o I1 A& m+ M
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
+ e8 t# }8 R" ^# R. SConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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