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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
4 ?) }" k: ]: E2 hConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
( O# N( J* r% aConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ) M: j5 s' j0 V
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
`! ~# q* X- V9 ^2 L. @Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left " k. Y0 W' @+ ^, b5 R: H7 S
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house " A' ? g- o5 T0 S" X: ~3 U# u( M7 m
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 2 r6 W* e7 U" g) x/ X2 g: [% B2 z v/ Q
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
; x: a* `! D/ n; d6 p- `0 OConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants % N: p) n* n* D6 z/ Z
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
; z4 H# Q3 j: f7 ^Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
, P1 R# S" `1 `, F* c1 wConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
! T$ z, N3 c0 q- t& {Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
?, Z6 k5 r, `1 } I# k% b. bConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 9 l' f* R9 k! }$ k' `
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent - U% D3 K3 T# W! Q3 x. k
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts * A0 D c/ l) t8 J
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
" l0 ^0 }8 R8 Y( l& c* K7 S' M: F( GConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 7 e' ]4 V; o* N; r% \
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist $ k5 v" h9 N& G6 y: _# M1 }6 @9 D) b
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ) F+ N8 R1 Q R( q
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel * Z1 Y+ X0 u' L5 g1 o
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
d D4 t H5 c G Y# B! L* OConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 9 ?- ]* v6 N; Y h
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
* H: `! I6 W+ ]; h& [Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
5 |+ I* P* K# dConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
- N6 K# O$ i6 s5 `9 I9 P2 CConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 3 d" D0 s& s' e; y
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
6 _$ o! y b8 o' }/ y( fConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
( q- J' M) N* c2 _) T* B$ H# PConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- X# p. D8 X2 Z: xConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab $ E9 ~: _5 {5 R; ~: I
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better * m. m4 }: K2 h$ s1 }# M
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ) {# @& r1 f Y
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- ]! O+ z" J0 g6 s+ kConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
4 S. K: h3 m H/ {6 q0 P' PConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
' j5 z) d; Y; S: kConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ' J N+ D, t+ i0 p$ ~: U$ |. \
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
/ R# c- @0 _0 ?5 M E* [& d4 p8 `Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up . O0 r# c |3 I) ~7 h4 ~/ _. S
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
" B" i4 `0 q/ p; M. Z# hConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
2 _* f8 e! `% c! {! _2 gConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
) d. b6 K5 A; S: d' B' C) k0 LConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ $ a5 p* v, l3 t% j
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
/ L1 y9 Q; N- h( iConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 7 u! J2 v% F! h, i* j
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit & u( D1 A8 i4 A* S
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 5 |: O; a: F$ H7 O( |
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
" h" x: v; N$ s" }Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
* ?/ P* k# R4 v# }- j0 k2 C! YConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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