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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
* H/ u& b+ H. V ~孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?8 [, C: O. e" c5 e/ R# y6 k' W
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
& V; R6 D9 }9 W* F2 UConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 8 J4 M1 ] P% i. T
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
/ g* w: g" n4 S/ y% LConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ' w9 y; y/ I% T( L( V# h: r1 g: W+ m
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
# E# L/ ~! ]8 \ g/ [, yConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
! ?; l' x4 W- h1 w5 ]: R/ ^& oConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night - F9 I9 I8 p$ M0 l# g r
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 3 C' m$ a5 M) J4 p
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants h# g* h& k! C" W% q5 X4 _
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient , s' E, Z7 t$ I( P
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
2 T. U' i$ h: q: Q1 h, ?$ eConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 6 \; L' t t% f) `( |1 n
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
! I& m8 B ?3 QConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
7 X. r# I! g. t9 oConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
4 x: u4 H% e: U: d( W yConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts # V# H* d, _5 S4 [8 G% O! b. \
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 2 T1 N# X5 D! o `7 e2 u
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted * y" d8 m. R& t1 [% Q2 e
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist , ~ C8 m: i& O: `9 V
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
$ q+ b7 R6 W) bConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
1 a& t8 w& J* G' a( t l2 UConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
: Z( g% x# y, _/ S! Q' V6 aConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot , [: j6 f6 R# ^% b5 T5 i9 ]
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy & N1 k# Q! t% ?( I5 z
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 0 R" a* J1 Z% d. i; {
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ) C. ~! L3 G$ L
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- v( h6 B0 J' n2 PConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean , a% E K0 }% ]3 w
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 4 M2 h" p' t3 U
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
$ ^. J6 u5 E* R5 a% I3 h7 TConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
7 e; V6 j M! I$ pConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
' @4 m+ E1 C( W+ d% X; {Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
$ e0 B9 O* j) lConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 p0 \7 R7 [* S! z: M
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
9 ~: } e5 i$ |! f9 u5 uConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
5 z9 i* [6 {9 b W) c2 BConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 7 p2 {1 Q' B& B
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
; B2 C$ C# f* ?2 @Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up " k- E; K L, E! T4 y
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion % B# c7 H- s' n) y/ S5 ^
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
. R& C+ ]! m4 i0 k+ pConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
& z$ Y* b' {) M3 l: Q! w# x0 VConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
. ]! G; A- K" c0 J5 @! ^- [Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
+ X7 {* ^( S7 D7 P! Y8 pConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ( @" L$ C2 N4 Z9 ~9 v
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
' x' ^4 r$ [' cConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
4 N; h. h7 E+ l+ g, CConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag " U0 I( H* V, o+ z+ i
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
: M' G+ V, O. @+ h( z. UConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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