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: n1 h8 m' Y) E% \/ z孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
5 r# D. L! d# h( j' n9 E- dConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone , Z- _/ f3 S& A7 W
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 3 Q6 A8 J& A% `* M
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 3 o; }* _, `$ g( U' J }* J3 h- s
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it . ^0 M6 I, d* l# |
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ' k5 @( F6 [! n8 h
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house : ?3 r) e8 I7 i& k0 T" T H
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 7 r$ ^. k# }0 }/ m2 C
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 2 T+ x- \0 ]7 p% t; ~
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
" G C f G; ~1 ^Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
S' Z! x o7 b5 ~Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 6 }6 W" t6 i; I: I
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
% F& a- ?, H. }" P+ a7 oConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long + ?6 E8 Z* D9 s$ D
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
7 L6 Q: F% k, d$ T: ]' E Y5 OConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent - U* `8 f( r" H. C1 s( Y6 A+ I- @
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 9 B1 g. V8 w8 T% `8 ^0 b
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired , ?+ w4 i S0 \3 \* E; K5 H
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ( R: G) A( t8 G/ Z0 s/ p
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
) S7 Q8 S6 p4 o# m7 U+ V, t+ nConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 i* g. Y- L0 \% z+ A5 S5 G- r
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel " Q% k+ O4 D4 e6 W/ }6 m- @/ ^: A
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
' r8 d( j; J2 y/ K" X# `2 ?Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 8 C# ]" j8 c, }# N8 W& x4 F( I
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 8 c) S1 d2 U% }: l! e* _& u; a& d
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 6 k0 S* i+ ]. P
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
, X$ X" s9 L2 P# X8 l Q' R# a- lConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
0 v, ~! M% u5 H7 ?Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ( F. x5 w) W/ F; w0 }
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok / e$ ?8 @" ?- e! M0 ]
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
" s* }7 S4 n/ u$ k% ^# @/ b7 P+ u2 XConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
- n( ~1 O5 x1 [2 p- n9 fConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
" {4 h: b5 Y( Y4 I' ~& U6 }Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
. D5 H. x# W% }0 r& |& q6 TConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ' l% Q" G+ d* G5 W' M
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement " l. }" P9 N4 e- b
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ! f8 K' s1 x. x7 w
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ( g7 w- u' C; ~6 l9 F( s
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 1 o" C3 j1 ?& H1 H5 x2 f& p
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
' X& }$ n/ [) v+ MConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion ; G8 W) c8 L2 ^" b* R. t5 }1 P
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic " \" o# j9 u r' f( l
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
/ G( J7 m+ e2 u4 g. V2 ]) R" SConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
1 h3 [6 `( V U# K8 bConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ( E# e! w+ t" E, e+ S; Z
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 4 @) m7 `) R& K/ n
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ) w8 q4 _& D+ m1 ~" o9 @# }# j1 ~
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
3 d% t4 E9 ~. KConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
5 b; y0 x; `, X/ ]Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
' j# j C5 v; E( K; xConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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