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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。2 R8 d) ~: Z. x4 ?5 ?* j8 T
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?, o3 f9 u* x9 {) z
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 2 g) l: S( D/ W/ s# u6 \" T: h" \% }! x
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 0 V3 [( _' h2 w) q
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk / P. Z. X; D0 ]) {. }) m
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
3 e( g# T8 d6 Y& ?0 J6 w; eConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
& J) w" u1 S3 s- E% \2 nConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
$ Z& ^9 b! G8 Z& E$ ZConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
4 _7 L! g$ Y i+ g q% W% eConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it + T* x) `5 A' T( }! u6 |8 ?) X
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- V) c# x6 y8 F: [Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
4 p& r3 h) G3 q t8 }+ Q' AConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 1 h- N" D# a4 G/ i3 Q& ~
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on d) i2 W9 K- n$ i- L4 D8 W
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ; e0 O- D5 N g! j* w
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week % q+ ]1 K4 o9 u
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
# i+ z+ \( `; `" gConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 2 l# r, f& f8 K0 H$ y$ G& ^
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
" a8 b/ C3 `, X$ T9 e+ _3 aConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted : @0 Q- A3 V) M: M R' Z
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
0 }% w" R1 K2 ^; n2 ^, lConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
) R1 l& `, S* |2 c& NConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
1 k4 d2 s/ N( r" d. z7 J, I8 R R8 |Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ! R5 L- J% Q- y1 `) C
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
7 [6 W8 A3 S* F z( U) j8 n7 tConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
" C' {+ R4 E1 V/ X7 Y( FConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
$ i, x& t) g9 \2 ]9 O. mConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
# X3 M* l4 C. B3 {Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 5 _! ?; I# S9 K! u; H) a0 c4 j
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
8 |. J2 P" r; cConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok $ z) E w$ _, K" R* u
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 5 _3 o$ a8 g _; w& c2 M
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
, }! s% e8 L" S/ p9 XConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
. O! t( i& I2 {$ A- ^! c$ SConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 7 t& j) h4 ^4 \" I V h3 N
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
5 q+ j) H7 [* Q/ zConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
" _7 } r$ f8 @/ u( LConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
* `. ~8 U; X) K- qConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
6 e, G2 y$ W6 n+ e; X) GConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ( e3 C: o; W1 p# {: x
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
" F+ e1 w. I# `: wConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion \% @3 S6 V6 j' G
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 9 V8 L: m. Z2 _! s, k
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 9 M% c A7 ]. Z2 s# Q
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 5 ^7 i( y5 w7 j _! Y6 N2 a( z1 P
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ) q, m' f! X" X- m% J* c( \
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 6 b2 h; D& h5 T, L: X7 ]6 ^/ E4 N/ p
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 9 j6 N- O6 J) j& _7 S1 `9 [% j
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
2 K8 m" N9 n( V. j% t1 x# d! |Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
' q" m+ R- p: u0 r- dConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 4 h1 n z( m+ |* D. i) ]" l8 C
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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