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+ x n2 C$ B; H! {6 _孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
7 c7 c' w6 x( T1 r& iConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
6 c' |+ v, D6 B1 d$ _& kConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
, v h: @7 J& XConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
9 m& T, }- S7 s. k* qConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ( |9 |+ b7 T; F1 f6 n. o, @ ?
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 0 _: B3 `$ S0 N
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house & }! l' E4 J2 ^
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
& Y6 s- |- S: sConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
, w0 p& F# B& [" `, B5 V) ~Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
! o! M9 @; G+ U6 v% yConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient % B ^2 N* t( H3 k8 t; A
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
( Z! ]6 x$ F' n+ `Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 3 V j1 K' E& q/ Y0 g
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
4 Q- k( z N9 }# h7 _. }Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
$ e' [9 i# b6 s* |' ?Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ( f- L# Z9 N: M2 l: z5 L& _0 `
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
; w/ u& K! ~ @Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired % Y( f& e. Z5 Q2 c/ z
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted # Y+ q$ n' ^+ e+ C, _
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
' F- {2 n3 ?; _Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level - ~; ]* G3 d9 G8 f8 ]# R
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
0 ]7 }# S; i% n6 U# O! t0 e( Y" @Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck " M6 E/ t5 V% ~& |" v
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
# g u" M0 B! b' ], b1 pConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy " E" Y1 U8 O L% \. [( J
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
8 w+ Y( n, V5 L+ U- l( Q D. FConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy - D( @/ I! m/ y- L$ y& r
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ) e- H9 q$ A a2 `
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ' o6 [: n& S' k6 ~3 [
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
$ A5 d! M- c0 M2 }Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 1 ^. @& Z! G. Z6 M+ @0 ~6 r
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
- l7 G: p6 n& XConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 4 \' \: E. Z- ?! Z. N) I/ M
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
1 [5 ` p I5 Z9 _Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
9 h% }7 t& [% H- ~$ S( u$ n; @5 K: a, ~Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ( K% f0 H: }+ Q5 c
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
% P2 D& k# r6 @8 ?# EConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot " [' m+ Z, D' B! ~
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 2 `1 p2 j% Q4 r2 K6 J+ k. e
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
. c9 y B& S GConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- @8 y* Y7 B+ E, Z- V3 e( JConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic " c: j; w0 W- l
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny # `; h w& a G# ?! U
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
% u$ H& I1 F7 g# s6 u7 EConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 3 d. Y9 X+ k; c6 M
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 0 c; q1 A ]/ }' M
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 8 Z2 ~8 W8 b! J" l8 `; ?2 _
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
7 Q& k, h3 V$ \* P( O8 }Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
I6 I# e2 i, M. t! }+ A8 k6 @! FConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ( H% W2 y7 q* }( Z; L
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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