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8 B& d: u3 e) d5 Z I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!! z- @ @/ j( H |
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea." |3 B/ d/ C! r0 J/ v. [* e }
& [3 H& h" n. t So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ' {, _7 J' i9 n/ K- \2 r
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?" H& W+ M2 y2 N e5 n6 ]3 I( f
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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1 r+ L/ S) q, e& B+ u; ?" X Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.8 M8 {" i- w. m! C! L
" Q: R0 B# W M! q: N; X8 L, r+ t "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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8 Z! V' B+ S& @, L8 A0 F "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.' W% G% o2 V4 @/ M, W9 _
6 T+ n5 P' W& e) x9 ^6 Q What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"* v" h2 X1 S5 i0 M
+ x7 C- C* u1 `: C& {, k What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?5 |) m0 y- a7 s
/ ~' G# ^9 a" `- [/ Y0 q On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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) R: O$ d& z5 K( ^ "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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