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/ W& ?: y3 Y6 m/ N I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!& |: p1 u" T! L6 C' q: ^
& X- C; C4 R5 q$ T! L1 L I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea." d: k7 v* y1 O5 t( A6 f+ `
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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! X1 ~$ {" \# x. t4 p" [ Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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2 h0 a7 z6 l( q* P& L Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.3 c9 W% e W% \2 A. y7 `# D" e
" h% J2 d$ F# [ "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."4 |8 b% t4 B' T0 C- e1 e& \0 \
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.3 ~! Z; s" z* M) F. C; q% T. q/ `
3 \( _. V( F: t' i/ H, n% S/ T$ ` What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"2 G$ B6 Y3 |4 ~/ H; Z- S- h# U
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?. v8 ?+ ^# B7 Q( ^
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."! o) F- |' p6 @% _6 E% @
( Z5 p# r7 p! r. z What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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1 u+ H' F( N$ B7 e. ? On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."6 g/ O$ J$ [& t% t5 w& B# b# b
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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) b9 r0 W. U, [% R "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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