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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!1 q5 y `3 V, I5 {) @2 `5 M2 \+ Y
0 i( P! S$ u' L9 v5 A2 q, \& t# e A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!2 A3 C2 }" D0 W5 c+ c. Q
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"0 X4 \ r" o: n- H/ L0 V+ m7 K
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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+ L6 D k" |7 m# S4 ~5 j& F Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.; V. X( c3 _8 A
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer." o( `7 r! @3 b+ J w) x0 u
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"4 E, r2 O/ M% z/ b
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?, j- Z# H1 _8 ~" Q$ v
3 ^2 f: m6 t3 E1 S* v0 B On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."3 A0 @$ t. \6 n9 y
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book." q0 i6 A$ [6 j
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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