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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!1 w, Y9 Q2 y3 G. }6 Q. Q ?
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!6 [" c8 x# Q+ H
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!2 {9 K9 f4 N8 Z( ]3 k6 y! A: t
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.8 V5 k( n2 Q# R3 N
* ~# _ ~. [$ Y2 k# I" @; s So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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6 v7 } R# W3 @9 g Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"+ {4 c/ \) \2 a, o
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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' D: m! [" ~: g& |& l( r "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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* H$ Q- l7 a m "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.5 E* e: }& f: l$ P+ I' W' e8 |
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"8 i9 {9 @3 j6 [# Z
. I% u3 ]) }# N9 ~4 n$ l& A What? Cemetery? What a place is that?# n3 G0 d) {8 L0 J+ |
9 I! q5 ~5 Y2 H" q "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."0 P" p- f! X, q3 T& }' v
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."# r# _8 |( V) c1 S6 I
7 Z3 ]. T# w( b# d "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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