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/ U! X0 I! S. D/ i# A I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!9 d& F+ t* ^& L8 ^ \
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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0 L$ a' m: \6 x0 h7 l, R- E! H I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!% v P' ^+ l! u; r1 s
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.5 \) X3 _; P1 A: [& u( ~
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 3 d/ @$ l( U/ A. d* Y% m; K
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"/ G& C6 l( O6 S9 f4 @* _) o7 F- Y0 u
* M0 R. Q9 v7 Z! d4 S9 U Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.' C, a* g6 F: c
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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9 n! ?) `, e: M5 d8 o "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."! e! b9 M" N* I* x0 ?, z
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.% z1 j8 C$ L+ z4 D$ P$ h! {7 v4 F" u4 Y
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?7 W7 F! L$ p5 m, U8 o
5 w6 s6 `1 Y3 b7 m+ o( Y4 Z "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"! e) @" u# W) Y4 G$ R
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?/ w2 o( h# [; V& Y
& c: j. x1 m# l: s- q. B" o "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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1 ^+ i+ ~3 ?5 k$ x% v What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?9 |4 |+ A u5 `6 B& o5 p/ ]) [8 v
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."! f* l5 s$ I; {; n5 q( Y4 A r
6 i. @) T* e# J% e Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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