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1 k$ F* F- S7 J5 w# T; | I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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& |5 n5 ^/ G! Y ^9 i: P A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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3 }- s) s7 J$ p! \; H$ }8 g I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.% c& f+ z# Q% v E, V
- K* ]7 c$ ~3 y& M) d1 O/ f0 B4 _- K0 ^ So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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2 g- V3 g2 b+ q6 k. N Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?") N+ o+ z! G6 t2 @# p0 f% t; t- ?
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.( r/ r; W, r4 o ~1 w ]
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.5 j9 v! _ I& `. e* O% s& j0 z
" X7 u0 S% A" \, _ "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."7 l& _5 ` O" p& j8 F3 A" L6 D
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.# Y5 Y6 V1 h: n) v
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?8 h- f J+ O$ C) a$ J8 I
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"+ b4 ]+ w. G8 ?0 _# Y- x8 f% d
6 U0 e, o7 P4 y N$ f What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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0 C4 Y# Q; v9 I- E& o What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.". A# ~: ], j- B1 x Q( h
$ t1 I& {0 m; F& D6 _& S2 M0 p; s Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."' V8 |& |7 ]- `( b/ `, O) B+ l5 F
- E1 C* F c% ~; E9 d9 H "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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