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6 f# A+ o* ~/ S5 Z( C* w4 k3 ]" m& w6 W I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!% H: [8 Q2 l3 a" @2 n/ O
9 B0 a* T# P0 l" B; f A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!+ i2 w9 d/ O8 M+ |2 L4 s+ \
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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2 v/ h8 Z) L6 n: U A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.8 C2 x" n) C8 j. v3 H& o( Z
2 P6 M6 s: F- G4 A8 F So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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, P. _: z& S2 B+ G Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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3 K: A3 v0 Q" O" x1 \ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.# u' {! ?7 M% k) j' w# Y
5 S/ Q* E9 y) |8 G "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said." M8 Q: Y( N" E1 a
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?% y4 x M; M8 i4 `
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."4 _1 f4 I' y# G: S
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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) l5 a5 g3 M6 q! c* L& o4 \ On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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0 c8 F2 U; B+ b# Q4 F Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."7 V$ @. K/ a0 ]( a u
! p0 Y/ d9 R, i, B "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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