爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
, g% r& a2 C! e4 }$ L3 h苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


* T: Z% r+ y' N& D7 A5 f教之道：The way of learning it
3 T/ Y/ o2 r9 f1 \8 i: V贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 T, n% W. N% c; c择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  E( b) j' v1 r7 L) m9 P$ y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" M( r' O% M/ c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ Y+ a( U) O. m- I" o2 u# s# t父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" S3 R8 r$ d7 q( i; {# |+ H5 ]子不学 You may refuse to study this
: s  c: k( w) H* m, j$ Q: c非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& \2 a6 `6 b& t$ ~6 e幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% ^/ q$ C% v4 u2 q人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 ~. w# e8 i+ P3 ^# |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!