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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
" ~& T/ ~7 L9 k8 L" K/ q性本善:Sex is good.
, f/ f9 O3 c8 |! T% V# ?性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. _# J1 D- r/ Y' k; V0 m$ z习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ B- I/ H) q: _& A& v5 i
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
$ }; l& W8 E9 |% l" ]* @2 X性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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0 E% P9 f$ w* a# R6 p/ b教之道:The way of learning it * F, D. v, Z( r: L0 D' y7 i4 N2 G
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. . A0 K0 h; [( b* k

' v7 B( R) E/ N昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ) h; G9 j3 G7 Q/ W5 C/ o8 `( M8 T
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # R7 T$ _/ Z, p* p: s0 a3 c" C6 n* B

9 M2 K5 h; }* s5 z( u子不学:If you don't study hard,
. P+ S) E4 Y& ]断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # }7 M+ m. v6 h
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 ]4 J7 w/ A7 z& d; e5 N
教五子 All his five son took it 9 @/ c; W3 f9 n5 Q/ q8 B/ [# f0 s# s
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ' _/ [( ?4 G: w# J& B
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; E: y1 t- p* w
父之过 It is all your fault.
. `1 |& s! n7 _- f: o! A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: d  x, S5 @' L  m) W师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 I. ?6 c' \! s& _, F2 _
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子不学 You may refuse to study this & a) d/ ]: ~3 G% O% o1 q( z, s
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 }/ \; H5 f6 j' |8 V, s
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 O9 j1 p' ?( H1 t
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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/ g& O! B& T' d; X玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 R+ y/ d* m1 X- b* s/ S. L, c2 t不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ) w2 a; w: @9 \1 c
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 C/ L" ^! s7 [/ |; L7 {不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!3 b! g& G  R% t3 K2 q
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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