爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 R$ P( w- i0 i% X6 @性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
( q& Q* D4 b: x; K性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

8 D  X" a+ o+ c: ~- l昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 j. Q! _+ ]8 a9 {9 [9 i: y& [( P$ L择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
4 n$ i& B7 I, C断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  M; v9 z) _" G9 P窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& c0 A( t9 f' a) |3 u% h有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) h4 |  c9 d' d% U  Y: W养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, h9 I8 r8 L- d2 O9 L) }父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 @) \7 \0 G$ U" y" L' }师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& u5 D- n) |" m! c3 ]* C3 d# N" W子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 b1 c  ~6 m, k! [2 {1 l: H8 r: j非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; v2 z/ L6 C4 {% @幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! a6 ^9 z  i# y, T. v5 T! @老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

# Z8 |6 Y: d( t# }4 I5 R4 ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% c; b4 B- H( z1 A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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