爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
& a9 @: S# _0 }( y5 x性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- f% H' O0 {+ ]7 d2 G习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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& r9 O1 D% P+ i: r) Q' j教之道：The way of learning it
! q) f: ?$ [+ v0 j7 h, {贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 N; T5 l9 p7 Q7 Z; k' g昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
# }" f- R6 w5 r1 ?9 r5 C; ?% j$ P' _断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 j0 a3 p# f5 ^, Q父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- F% @  {7 U5 m2 o/ ?幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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) p- \$ a9 ~; @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& R7 [( \7 v# L3 p9 N1 V不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ Y1 K- y! R  N. z& l: i% }人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!