爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
3 e/ j9 D+ F" h  i' K- s性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
1 t% D- |4 B7 I7 {  i+ r; A习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 z7 @2 ~) c' z0 h- a昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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# T6 [9 n9 U4 B. D# E# O" A子不学：If you don't study hard,
6 n! C# j+ U' A& a- W9 c6 `断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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0 Z& q+ S$ G+ i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

  s3 c" q  P/ X/ {' n+ i8 @养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 R  a' l, e( k  g9 B父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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$ q6 T6 K1 o: L/ e: z  w3 |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ M# B  N& _; v不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 M8 o9 N3 s) m2 c/ [人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!