爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
, q4 j8 c# Z' {) y1 `) ]苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
, Z& m+ D# |: a# n. O0 V性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


6 n4 K' a. C7 m5 x' A; p2 M- Y教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

% S/ n- R1 a! s* F- r7 H3 B昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ _0 l/ W5 x9 Y* j择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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" j1 `% H# p7 P* M: b( |7 o子不学：If you don't study hard,
% Y2 \+ `" H5 p# S4 e断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

2 N# L5 r2 L3 F" n8 r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 ^! x/ b1 |: X4 q" Q有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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5 w( G) w- n/ G4 n: T1 t. i养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
0 Q/ @* x; `' @, X9 y8 Q) F教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 n" f- L4 C) r3 p: z$ N幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( X" `# f# m* P不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!