酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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2 G9 m5 B7 W: {# Q) i1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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( N8 f, C7 F& c& g" k3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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, G; f3 h, ?8 d; z7 I! {7 P4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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- v9 c- Y* K2 e+ n. o; ]  f  }1 {5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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& {! l# c6 I+ j: X3 F7 j6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8 ~: m! s2 b* O& u6 n$ Z5 y8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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0 G, B$ S( c. u; P, Z9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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1 }  `7 A& i6 ?, @1 p. o& C13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


7 @$ v9 A8 ^& w% S/ g5 b% R0 ~( B14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


6 ?( |7 F( a" N% j. L4 i, J16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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  O7 q8 w3 \0 b( i17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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% u6 j: `6 n0 `* Y- M4 H$ T20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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/ b/ Y) v* c! k. S6 v2 _3 X22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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8 i/ T: z: Z4 X24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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. y7 r1 z0 L/ A1 O0 ~+ z* M, r# `# ~25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.