酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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& o0 i* h6 M3 U+ w3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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9 U. }+ _8 m; f* p. F4 x6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


6 }! b- ^  w9 M3 G: Y7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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+ j: \; u8 H* s6 R4 u) |11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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! @  `: r3 y# ^3 y& F8 }& S$ @13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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$ R  u# b0 l. J' R) f* T5 j15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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# F4 L' b8 N' a! T/ n( Z16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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- H! a1 j- _( v1 z, s4 d; M18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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9 _  n! Y- v, t19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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$ Q1 g4 x1 m8 n3 m2 d20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.