酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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$ j2 x* w, A) c3 g8 \' Q- A  p' R2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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8 y9 L" d1 u8 d* O' N3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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# z& O! `  Z' h2 d* j' q1 B5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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- u/ P9 U3 h" K, A: b9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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5 t5 c, |3 e. D- }3 _7 ~# k5 ]13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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! ]4 \1 Z6 n( S5 w. r, F4 e* `# U14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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# L4 X! J* H6 F; K22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


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- W, K) v9 e! z0 v4 ~% R, |0 R25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.