酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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' ]" @: |8 @! ^* [0 z1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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! j" c/ L# W, F% l4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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1 c- z6 @9 ?" H  Y# t  X2 j5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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$ P+ `( l: m8 t  y5 c) J/ A9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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5 ]7 h& \# D9 w( g; s11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


7 \) f- c5 ^0 H' H7 B" W  n7 q12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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, v' ^; m' X& P% M, i) n: V) W! d14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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2 |& s) _# s& R15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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0 I) m" P! E8 u2 |; n/ B# H18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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% K" B! S2 o# k( `, E- h19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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' d8 u+ u* I' G7 J21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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  Y6 d) @4 w% `22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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' a: i  E9 ]8 k9 }' P0 P23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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/ M- y, A: X# t) T: W4 O24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.