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酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!* a. S: p+ I" k+ C: A4 E* _

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8 n' \$ A* w1 \$ c4 E/ `8 R/ i! s1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. - ]+ K4 u; r; r) a

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.+ O6 T0 R% g. `5 I& \8 B- J
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; F2 X4 N, N8 D. t% t3 p# m5 q  ]5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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# S) c4 _: h. a/ @7 T$ M& _! Z6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb./ N! f* ?0 X4 P$ a) c0 Y( w
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.6 a4 L+ Q- J* Z2 ~1 Z

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: Y, H+ Y- k) g8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. ) L* u7 `. c/ [8 a1 p- G6 X

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9 N; i- z! b; s9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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$ b6 l8 I) n9 S+ J, u8 E+ b  b10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.- B4 j. ^; a& X- z

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.; C2 [. ?* d9 {9 {! h! x
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5 P7 K: L% J8 u4 _12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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0 z  j4 \) c# L  D6 t1 y13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.+ g0 \  E- K3 z( G0 `2 Q

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# u: A, W- D* C& |4 a2 L; Q15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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7 S5 s4 s. Y6 d9 j/ q17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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3 R; ~6 ^0 p* N) d18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.5 G* o4 q9 [  X, _) a1 X4 [

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.. {) X) S3 y: H- L% W

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7 b) ^; V3 O! l6 B5 u22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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0 B" J/ s$ z$ V2 j24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
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