酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


9 `; ?. n; _5 r  ~4 Q1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

  C/ f/ \/ o) b2 Q4 Q2. Always toast before doing a shot.


  D& }( I/ O( d. M5 K; v3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


- b& S9 O- p# I5 d. D4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


% k" N9 X% X' q) V5 G4 `6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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- |  u* D& S& h7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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5 Z# }2 o8 V7 {1 V  Z' i* a( C9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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+ n! y. y7 B+ k10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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' \: Q. G* E- l: @11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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' P# S- n$ m$ U12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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# ]7 {% ?; H# M14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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3 L  x' P, |5 _, }+ j2 t16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


3 r  L: g7 d9 l0 @$ k) V18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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+ Z1 Z/ r0 \' e" w1 i- I1 e21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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* k7 R0 {# r9 g22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


! `0 `4 ^* i2 b24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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0 S: ~2 R% R3 W: A8 Y1 j25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.