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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2 ?+ |0 j, b) J& r) c; M% {- g
4 J% i1 ] H) G, y4 }+ i2. Always toast before doing a shot. 0 P# }1 w/ Z; |6 ?6 s+ D5 X
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month." I( i: Q& A' Q" x% W! t* [
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.. f" D$ X3 f! w$ s2 \; c+ E
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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; H! p' Y9 J7 e$ F% V: ?9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.; K+ m3 [7 t; ~7 ~5 Z
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.5 U1 H$ F9 ], q% U% z
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( t* d! W1 Q+ y4 T/ S( x12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.* x5 b/ ]) E( b6 n
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5 y, D/ _( J; L% u, {( y8 R1 i. H$ M3 h13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.' A/ X7 b8 b1 C% v, x
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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' N! {5 o( g$ Z4 p15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.9 `: E+ B: z, O# K5 l( H1 r6 N( N
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.. T/ p7 O: q% P- d3 b
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; f! z. X# C$ \4 J( w4 {1 ^+ N; Q18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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) H! q. |5 I O0 C0 k20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.* g6 G2 h, d! U/ o, C3 Q
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.1 C9 {6 c5 h" p# Y! \ y1 E0 B
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.. ^3 t. s; j# d+ K9 n& ?
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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* M! {7 g4 K9 [1 F4 e1 |! I1 W24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.. p3 L0 ~5 N$ H4 ?
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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