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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. 0 }) }* H. J7 Q5 ^. a9 {5 l
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% c1 H4 Y6 r# O5 y" Z; f% k3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.+ w0 i3 d8 p. X
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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/ ]7 s" n+ ~! k" D/ e4 [5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.$ M" Z0 |$ F% {* }& H& p
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8 W1 J4 l6 C0 g' V6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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2 S, ^+ U; n( `5 }" m9 [7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. }* e# q5 w1 ^% x9 A
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0 H% p& J" W/ q/ t8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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% U3 W2 }: @7 @. w' f1 ~5 A9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile./ W. k7 p: H5 `, A- |
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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" Y; `2 i& j0 C; M11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.( s& o/ C, e: P
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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8 D9 c0 [5 \2 v" ~3 H9 Y, Y3 r) d13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message." e: A: g4 G/ ?; m9 n3 S' _5 ~4 r
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* m8 Y" b- v9 [( j14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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3 [5 V8 U5 z. q# V7 {1 W9 ~# D5 u3 C15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.+ g: [% P9 p9 W5 I0 f6 p0 E7 v
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7 \- t3 v1 C) T4 v7 O+ z16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.0 c$ Q0 R$ w# @& b; i* C9 J
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.9 S* f" {: Q( d) V+ g* [8 s
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: o7 i Y( d) D18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.% j3 [* v9 X( o3 ?) {; ?6 w! X
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.2 L" ^0 K; s) q5 e) Z" J; D; }+ r
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.: Z# R- ]3 ?# D. U0 |
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.9 v1 o* v- j& J
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.8 D7 Q( n/ j* |6 y
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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