酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1 |5 I- I' {/ ?* t1 f2 L' D' j1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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1 H% G$ j5 h4 X* t, y3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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# c( K9 _( g# Z; \6 ^* S4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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5 j- f/ g5 j: n$ R' G) w4 H7 J3 {9 F7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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+ i* x% }" H, R" v- q8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


2 T) v( G* `+ X1 f9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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$ ~3 T" b: Y2 \4 p& h5 G/ ?" t11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


+ x! S% k$ j5 S+ m  H1 |' g12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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& O  y& _# @3 J7 [18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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( v4 {( `2 Z5 V; L19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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; a& E+ |7 k6 _4 I  m1 g21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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- P& \0 |# N& @: V1 O22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


3 j% ?; \- p9 A5 e8 r0 Q/ R23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.