美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

7 ~" k! Q- Y5 i& w' C4 B1 i对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

* `+ N( ?- n$ ^/ y* d' q) D9 O0 pAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

5 ~: X( f8 J4 y7 d! V' x9 D. V2 k记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

* |. }" @5 D2 iTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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0 y! w, I. V/ S# E8 A  P时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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All men are animals, some just make better pets.

, E/ |8 c$ C  ^& @6 j3 I男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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4 r# @9 K# p% Q. s& o9 \6 w- Q- rIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

9 \) z) d8 I7 m2 A* \Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。