美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

: m) u8 h1 S+ i, U6 H( W0 W' |be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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# J+ Q: ]& q8 B! B4 E$ M对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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/ m( m, C3 U# j) M( }# uAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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5 v- l; ?5 c- R$ |$ I* @  p& K1 a记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
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时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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; E: R, ]% m7 a4 u+ TAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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" Z5 h. e6 m. b/ SIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

7 ?' u8 Q- @  M6 x, j( h如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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0 _' S' G% e/ ~% R' c许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。