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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life.
/ `2 E  D& W. @+ [性本善: Sex is good. 5 L1 Z0 P# A; P6 e! I
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. 6 R' I# v* m! d  H; S
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. # y0 D2 M2 m' M' D
苟不教: If you do not practise all the time.
+ E  E% o6 J% @* {+ _- c性乃迁: Sex will leave you.. 7 K6 `7 T5 b9 I4 }: @+ b
教之道: The way of learning it
( ~( t$ Z9 V- ~+ \9 ?贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person. 0 V, ~7 t. \0 O/ r. k' p% d
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& F' M4 o  I2 P& u% u择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
( k* A* y" l4 O9 L. t9 ^3 X3 p3 ^子不学: If you don’t study hard, & E5 c: j( h. w
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
( W4 S  v% B0 ^, d0 G- s5 p$ i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ u9 Y  _9 i" m5 p0 c有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 C/ V! m* [' q' Q$ M
教五子 All his five son took it 4 L' Q" F* C0 B3 X
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
$ A2 p8 v* @5 S/ |6 G! A养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it, 7 M* k, |4 O  w& a
父之过 It is all your fault. 1 G4 n$ A$ Q" [; o
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% k" ^0 U8 m! b师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ \! ^$ r% S/ P5 u! D1 E
子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 C$ }0 F6 Y; V& _/ Y% J
非所宜 But that is a real mistake 5 M6 P" B0 p, T3 I
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
6 Y6 g7 K+ k# o& S4 p% R9 @9 X* t老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
2 j% Z1 w& p2 Q; N5 o( c玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
) i( T0 f3 ^6 \/ |( {, J不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
" A5 k0 q8 |6 _+ L人不学 If you don’t learn sex, # x5 F% f7 ]7 \4 |9 a7 J& H" j
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表; Q+ q# y2 h+ A
人之初: At the beginning of life.
( `3 q: S, W3 B# v! w* {9 b性本善: Sex is good. 5 ?9 u# Q* ?& N1 B3 r& H+ {, M1 Y0 g
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
3 z% L, K, D7 M习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. / z, c3 |/ B3 @/ T; A4 ?
苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...

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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表  M2 C- Q7 a( C& F0 K
春泥是我的好導師。

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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两?6 S& |* W# K) v4 g) A6 r8 a
春泥翻释水平很高啊!! Q0 b1 F: k! E& n; @. C) @

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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless
. ^4 V3 S- e, N! S这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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