老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
/ w! T( c. \3 F+ P2 C. \; l& l7 E性本善： Sex is good.
6 X3 \1 `* V( J性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
; ^0 o4 ?1 X' k习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
  ~) f5 o8 @8 V& Z教之道： The way of learning it
2 w6 v. S+ g9 W% I+ i8 u贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
3 f* ]6 A! ]6 i+ i0 V8 ~* u昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- s7 \( d8 M! X+ `择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
. |$ j9 R2 i+ m! }5 K% a断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( ?1 w. X0 t  y6 Y4 D有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
; p) t; v3 c& H  X2 e教五子 All his five son took it
4 e, p' I; S3 u  s4 x8 {9 M名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
, S* V1 c! t. p' H3 F# Y1 T3 a养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
' \# Y3 t( }% k  F2 @5 Y0 Q父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 T8 ~, D2 l/ k# N( A师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
( q$ u6 O+ D" D非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
7 T7 @: d: p/ C+ F( o老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
4 |8 j* I( N+ Q% z+ \  }4 k. A玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
! k" Q: y! m" j( P  ?( m; L8 x人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
; I, z! f# u/ Q: e3 ~" h4 V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
6 v6 i: z% Y$ ^% K" h; v人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
4 n$ ~4 Y, I7 E1 ]. _3 n& v习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 Q7 D; O# g$ i- D, c( g苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

7 w, W) n; |4 G% a( [. w2 B服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
, p/ L( W- d/ q+ H顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
! t! W/ l+ o. P- g3 C  R1 w春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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- V/ s/ F4 Y2 t, R& R. q+ r1 X3 a别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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  ]9 K+ \. _1 ?% a3 R8 r此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless