老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
6 p/ v$ H" U) n6 K性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
# z9 p0 G# e. P: e8 {- z% i习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
  L) V/ Z6 j! p, ?1 Z苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
, T3 [7 P) R0 n: R( w$ d贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
9 y" H6 h& P9 o0 s昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- U: L5 ^: G8 h, N5 L* s( ]( w. w择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
2 c' G, Y/ s' ]5 c断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( r: f& ?9 G* w! \: T- z+ X有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
6 y- s+ X+ o9 w' ?/ U父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 L0 x8 t  g7 l* ?" x. Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
) J) D0 U4 X1 z/ e: R, w; Z( N子不学 You may refuse to study this
; G+ ~; [. {2 }; Y非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
$ r% i9 o- D% W) C6 L3 x玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
1 F0 G- A! Q* y& y不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
% Z4 N+ ]" }  m) C& F人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
4 O# Z# J% ]$ [2 O8 c6 R3 X4 A" d习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
2 [. N' ?* p9 @2 Y* W( t( _, w! z1 Z顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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3 v+ G! d$ D6 D/ R, k* ?7 O7 l别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！

# m- O& ]4 C: H' i

扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless