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4 _8 f- I/ S8 D7 R$ H+ BSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 8 v5 K1 W( ^; C5 ^6 \- j
Snape: Who is it?
; y- O; h$ ^- r3 CVoldemort: You-know-who!
' f4 u6 _# l4 V5 ^5 r0 \Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
3 l8 g$ [* L6 E3 A; q8 g. rVoldemort: You-know-who!
- f+ C9 H+ a+ _9 Q; \Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
- e; N& g; t' JVoldemort: The dark Lord!
J6 P. {- X5 R: ]Snape: Sauron??? / `' s! u' r7 n. B) ~
Voldemort: The other one... # R3 U- N' I' p2 P: p
Snape: Darth Vader??? % U+ b# i! r a; a
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
$ X, {! o1 w/ ?( ESnape: Hermione???? 3 L* f8 q, M8 C5 N9 i
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 0 u4 Q' U/ g9 [2 }$ ?
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
6 _: U( N& f1 f; J# O/ e9 WVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 7 ~1 d5 r1 O5 h8 f; k; M: e1 Y
Snape: So Harry is my brother? & a1 s! k7 F! i7 g2 u) ]
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 1 t/ a. i3 M% _" @5 T2 l0 {
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! / v+ t! `# d" x4 l# q: m7 F
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! / f- E0 h- w) u9 S+ C \
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
; h0 A# I' v6 F- R9 v* m tHarry: Your cauldron.
. c! _, ^8 W) ?9 j9 wSeverus: What's a cauldron? $ C9 @% @0 u" ^$ y: K/ q
Harry: Dunno. c# Z! B" F# e. T" ?0 ^
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
, L2 K5 W- U3 f6 O& t- DHarry: Yeah.
# q0 l$ `+ B c6 L2 Q% O# KSeverus: You first.
3 d$ L! ~2 t6 w) E6 ^ oHarry: It's delicious.
! I, W$ K1 Z n2 Q5 z/ P3 LSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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