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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. : _6 i! N. \ [# v' E
Snape: Who is it?
4 C: H1 t) z( U9 Q; ^Voldemort: You-know-who! 7 Z% ?4 ]* m6 t: M3 K% i
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? , f9 x8 g# G2 J5 Q: _
Voldemort: You-know-who! 0 f/ M5 l+ R1 e% {5 }
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? & O- |1 ]2 U) }. h2 D
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
9 x z! t% ?! p; DSnape: Sauron???
. k7 W F9 C3 i, r' j8 ZVoldemort: The other one... # `# |* @# I4 f( J \
Snape: Darth Vader???
" l% O4 ~1 f& S& b" xVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
1 f: t6 Q+ V4 \Snape: Hermione???? . h2 b Z; G5 G) b
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" |: C: l4 Z$ b& ~# WVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 9 }1 m4 i9 y% V! _) I6 \
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
4 c: r2 x8 O4 h! S) _Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
- Q& p- H2 m* ^Snape: So Harry is my brother?
- _" ]0 a& J% q* zVoldemort: Your twin brother! / m: o8 ^' f& Y0 p
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
. P$ v @1 c& o K- s5 cVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
- V8 x8 q# [% n- W0 d7 |) TSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? : b) K5 j1 e0 G7 j) B& [2 X7 Z' O, n
Harry: Your cauldron.
! i( ~8 ~+ r% d: dSeverus: What's a cauldron? 2 f2 Q- k" g8 j! h! h4 z
Harry: Dunno. % z7 _4 F( L8 c3 X
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
7 u! U1 M1 U+ [Harry: Yeah. / E+ t7 L7 p' C O6 v# W- s( d
Severus: You first.
% F8 F+ g: H6 ~& \7 V, U: ]Harry: It's delicious. 6 \8 O4 ]( H3 @8 K) i ~; w/ v; z
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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