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+ Q- V- \. z4 q9 d2 n- JSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. & M* @$ w6 q6 e. y5 V
Snape: Who is it? : Z) n( _0 r2 Y" j
Voldemort: You-know-who! 0 }+ Y5 g8 q, p) p' ^. @9 y* \
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ( ~. }' q, e$ ^% f+ J. j
Voldemort: You-know-who! ( J. u% u6 m2 {1 f, y9 N5 c- N% T
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
" b" A( X R/ J4 N& B5 MVoldemort: The dark Lord! 9 V0 J" b z, k6 W$ u
Snape: Sauron??? + b: H4 y, O. R J- E0 |$ m
Voldemort: The other one... 1 ]8 \2 r+ u9 p/ a. T
Snape: Darth Vader???
# \$ w- k& M9 m1 F- e/ N7 Q' dVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
: I4 q3 Y m9 ~1 ~; N5 L3 y( A4 mSnape: Hermione????
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- D) }: [3 P. n2 e: a0 C) TVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 8 ? {* h0 F& Y' d/ u! a
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
) t& v x* v- }6 Q+ {& K$ |! @Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 9 u* u( u/ h: O
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
6 }- e# A. s" r8 [. W: B2 R. \4 ]Voldemort: Your twin brother! , \' f/ ?2 j! @
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 9 K% K. E% o2 q/ }1 V7 e1 w
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
8 Z8 E1 R: q2 U6 i4 l4 O- zSnape: Okay, no problem!# M" P# @4 D, g2 `5 Y: \; V0 N
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Severus: What's that? . c) \; f# [+ B, d h9 @+ P1 v2 L
Harry: Your cauldron.
: ?5 R9 k0 m. Z* o- N4 ~2 LSeverus: What's a cauldron? ( [/ h7 _# r$ U/ R4 q
Harry: Dunno.
7 I; Y9 S9 ^$ \6 x; ~5 S# lSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
; C2 K2 X3 [: l( S% W( THarry: Yeah.
$ N9 l8 J2 D" W. _( CSeverus: You first. 2 J) \4 w9 @# X$ c$ V6 }
Harry: It's delicious.
# K- N* i% n9 X! y: p* c$ w- NSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!( U, ~) K7 L' x% p- Y
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