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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. : b# M+ i- B! e7 t- T2 ~  M
Snape: Who is it?
9 @" U' q2 x3 _8 J; rVoldemort: You-know-who! 9 ~$ X4 |! k" Z4 f* U; p8 ^
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ) T0 {) X8 P/ p1 w6 M* R; @7 X
Voldemort: You-know-who! . {8 `$ Z% I6 Q) P3 G
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 9 F, B3 Y+ M; [3 ]2 D
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
) e8 ]+ @; s- T& d, h% WSnape: Sauron??? 0 E& f5 [5 a- |0 u* n% l! L
Voldemort: The other one...
! s2 d3 P% L% v. ]% iSnape: Darth Vader??? # L& A' r  W4 _/ u. r. H
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 7 b" G3 n7 Y  B- G8 a- \
Snape: Hermione???? / x  j, d7 V4 Y" }
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/ W2 E3 g) ~* A: M! Y- R0 H2 b1 [Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
3 c/ M+ x0 P3 v& t2 L; wSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
8 w3 f! _5 b9 H7 TVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
) `# d- Z3 s$ HSnape: So Harry is my brother?
7 \  V: T, k1 q8 }5 [5 E  \Voldemort: Your twin brother!
7 o8 i% G  ]1 A! SSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
( b8 `* L! A3 W( J) [1 p- _+ |Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ' D: J! N4 b& |" u8 |
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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3 E* X; n$ g- i) y$ q% K, C) nSeverus: What's that? . X2 J( l* \2 G1 D
Harry: Your cauldron.
: O# A  u0 I  Y' j5 W9 xSeverus: What's a cauldron?
. c( z( i) r& w; hHarry: Dunno.
- ?2 y0 W: Z- f5 h) J. fSeverus: Looks like something to eat. 8 \" r2 |. k+ }) C) K1 l4 F
Harry: Yeah. . @. g/ ^# f5 p3 `) _5 h8 {0 `
Severus: You first. 6 q6 r: E3 u7 O6 S
Harry: It's delicious.
  r* P) B9 ?* [; jSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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