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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. $ O: A" `* L! j7 K( l& I Y
Snape: Who is it?
7 J, H1 Y% D( r4 r3 ?/ JVoldemort: You-know-who!
7 ~' A& w! e7 n6 n/ ~% P+ @Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
* q3 ?% {( n; a! B& xVoldemort: You-know-who!
+ O% I- {, }+ o. @! V2 ?: s( I. TSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? # b4 W" X9 ?: C7 r4 U
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
! n! G, j/ v) o2 X6 E% x FSnape: Sauron???
3 r' A% Y1 N9 j* z' i3 s& ^Voldemort: The other one... / R( @) w5 R. l
Snape: Darth Vader???
7 r+ E' h' m3 {$ iVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
9 p& D0 P, u' d8 F1 m, DSnape: Hermione???? $ B" q7 D& m4 M6 M6 ]. p0 Z
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( {% m* D: e, d1 k6 O$ E3 n+ eVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
9 S! L& ~( o3 G: D5 ^Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
& ^' I- u* h L8 W. S+ ?8 g0 mVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 7 K0 G+ r% m; x) k$ y) s+ H) g
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
$ ?5 Q9 K# I I# b- RVoldemort: Your twin brother!
6 b! @1 V8 P9 Y# C( L+ USnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
7 e6 H: M8 s/ R- x, qVoldemort: He's the younger twin! - S( @ K5 l; G4 n& F2 `, z
Snape: Okay, no problem!/ I$ ^" {" p5 L8 s# @
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Severus: What's that? 8 \7 f, X6 l, s0 L7 Q
Harry: Your cauldron.
" }. d# I) N4 Q7 P# i& oSeverus: What's a cauldron? 7 G4 h0 I. g: w" B# K
Harry: Dunno. - }4 h+ z/ D3 u% J1 P
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
& u, L) m% F# ?0 qHarry: Yeah. . ^3 W, R5 X2 v+ V; _
Severus: You first.
2 |9 ^) k8 D; f# U5 iHarry: It's delicious. / U# C, C" O% e; b+ Q% O2 M
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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