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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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" \0 J  R3 C* B4 P- HSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. & v; A- g* g5 @5 `9 C
Snape: Who is it?
( Z& b; H! l8 z+ X+ @' Z1 s# fVoldemort: You-know-who! ! s2 B2 M; x5 ~9 ?+ O7 F
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ( a& W0 G/ A$ q5 J6 X( p$ C0 |
Voldemort: You-know-who!
, Y* A5 D# q  b" i/ TSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
# I9 \# `$ K+ UVoldemort: The dark Lord! ) U. @% m6 F& q5 n
Snape: Sauron??? 4 `' ^% R4 z7 s; \
Voldemort: The other one...
! [$ _  t! F/ r, n; LSnape: Darth Vader??? 3 s) P$ g3 ?0 {; H0 H- l
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
  l/ w- D6 A( d) `. l6 CSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
4 w& h! M6 g$ c( z' g  }* S. E5 ZSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! * e1 |/ B: c* K! E7 v6 H- z
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 3 |8 x( X! e+ G
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
, c9 x8 O9 b* S( N' j4 j4 QVoldemort: Your twin brother!
+ e. }, i1 p$ N- eSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! - \4 C% }' [" D% S" d  h2 Y
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
5 f( s# v7 `1 e# m8 |Snape: Okay, no problem!4 Z, ?4 |  q' O* t. y

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2 b7 Q, I0 q8 USeverus: What's that?
0 f5 p" g+ _  i. BHarry: Your cauldron.
. B- ]0 c2 c8 b2 k8 h1 d# y" c- [/ TSeverus: What's a cauldron?
2 z+ w3 \7 Q. H; RHarry: Dunno. 2 W. [) \0 e+ F
Severus: Looks like something to eat. / ]( ~% E5 }( T  x" s
Harry: Yeah.
! h: }& I5 n4 x" P+ b. Q4 I3 n5 XSeverus: You first.
% Y1 Q7 M. }$ P" _  a$ ~! I- b) QHarry: It's delicious. * l1 s7 W0 I$ B5 ~; `2 f, v6 J5 I
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!! @. _! i9 t6 v
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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