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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
* l% q/ [  g, s$ z7 ^Snape: Who is it? / i7 u) l8 @3 n$ q+ x
Voldemort: You-know-who! 2 M8 e9 _. s+ ]& a8 E. j2 b
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 1 h" Z$ @7 A7 a7 G
Voldemort: You-know-who!
7 x- g8 c6 q! s! [$ uSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
+ X. y* e1 M: x" y! }  rVoldemort: The dark Lord! . @9 M( ?. f% }+ q! |2 E. N
Snape: Sauron??? * c$ |% u3 L- k/ d0 I8 z7 K! K* i
Voldemort: The other one...
- Q% b# Y3 E7 @9 O9 ZSnape: Darth Vader??? 5 b( }3 x8 S- H: b' l& f
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
) u1 Q2 K/ o+ v/ Z/ t- a$ M2 m& u) USnape: Hermione????
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2 w9 `$ t' r. f" B4 OVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 2 [3 ?6 c0 w. X* H
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ' s2 i+ X9 u1 ]/ u
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
0 s; _! m/ X, C" X" _* {8 ~Snape: So Harry is my brother? ; Y* d$ c$ V; o& P4 d5 F
Voldemort: Your twin brother! ( m' f% ?% U5 T- _9 O4 A0 S
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
% x( |0 `" i$ O8 [5 t- g! CVoldemort: He's the younger twin!   b' g4 ?/ M5 e9 o9 r
Snape: Okay, no problem!/ D# c0 E+ B" w0 `: l  l- a

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Severus: What's that? / ]: r! z0 B$ {
Harry: Your cauldron. , V7 n/ H+ w4 X
Severus: What's a cauldron? ) z* e- v9 A, R. [, K; @( i
Harry: Dunno.
2 E" _2 ^: |5 k$ w" L2 N" @Severus: Looks like something to eat. % y% q6 [' E( y
Harry: Yeah.
' g, ^9 k& s2 ?& c' DSeverus: You first. 3 e2 I2 c, D5 m5 b' E& }
Harry: It's delicious. + u1 @  W* h5 L8 _- s
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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