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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?/ t! ~; g$ g: v- G/ @" m
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.. k; `* R6 C) M V# Z4 i
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3 R- f2 n5 w4 XQ:中国人吃狗吗?7 n: B% }5 x+ T1 i$ [
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。/ I$ s% O8 S* j- G
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6 [5 f* y% D9 P0 e2 wQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
% n8 C5 b6 j7 m* TA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
: f; }+ _6 |1 `: b6 L9 D9 ]( J+ i6 [A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。/ p( R0 [/ x1 P: V; A+ [( y% k
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?# Q+ l& S$ M5 s' i0 G6 x1 b
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.3 G# q" w0 ]- I$ V$ m, O
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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! T4 r8 h4 B; x( K4 aQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?- L8 S! `" |& k$ K! k0 S
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。" ]; H. F/ F( \% F
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?% P+ e/ m' {0 j0 ~3 ?8 Q
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.: O; p }" {0 F, G2 B6 J: s7 x5 J* l' ~ ?
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?0 I( s/ q; o* J+ a" c' v: _
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?& W7 b) V6 N+ [0 I& |6 n' ]
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.; ?- x/ L8 J" i" C: f7 A6 `! D0 q
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8 [! j- L& e2 D% `$ _# P. XQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?8 N$ l& |+ [+ ~
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
; x9 k. c- x- j$ uA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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' M( K5 f% Z) O" \$ M$ y% j, }+ EQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?% b6 t s7 q b& i7 j4 X3 u
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。; e9 Q# L* k0 \
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的) b2 Q) E, Z: d( \, S, j$ K
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