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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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5 I ?) F4 _% T! ]" J- ~4 K- Q3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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) u" U: ~ j$ y0 ^% i5 J4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 1 `! x& _, |8 ~. |' r
1 }& o1 I) A5 r: ~9 B6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a " i- L( W r7 @5 |- }' }/ S
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]1 p* l9 |( P% c( \
( D( ^$ f* J: a( o7 u" o M: m" @, T7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.! x `, _) g" K; Q( j1 H8 [, C
. ?/ R7 _& E) v5 L0 |+ ^# l8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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& H$ O; f$ r5 {: e8 v9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)7 z7 ?: J% [& k5 J
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.- F% j. H' k- E+ n3 M2 l
2 `1 z0 e+ M6 W( G: \# G1 j11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, " w* ]! v$ R( A
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 7 `* D7 J7 I( R5 e8 K1 w% j) p
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
7 \, Z- I' c1 Q! ]% @your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
4 r1 V5 x* R- r2 k( k( xEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.7 L4 ~) n. B4 K- N
2 \; @+ ]$ ]7 a- h' s13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.2 B E$ i1 \6 M) n9 a
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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