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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.3 k8 D" B4 I: o2 G/ Z
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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8 Q. |. w0 S) X; T/ w3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.* Z, E1 Z8 ^- W0 s7 J' n/ P
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 1 { k8 ?5 |- G1 I/ w+ S t: U
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 2 b) _. H+ G; e- G
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]( N# h: z) B% f
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.* E( D$ H- B5 R& \' v
0 h4 B( k. t: ~9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)+ q, a1 Y+ w$ a5 U+ ^/ G
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
+ i+ _& y. n8 Z, o' Q8 W( h# Dtwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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, _6 G! `+ N+ G/ h' Lyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 2 b0 |4 C* u+ G/ ?. L6 A5 v: L
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.$ l5 c% |! O+ ^$ V
. e/ |. h/ V* ^/ u12. Gopher = speedbump.. v. C+ ^- B. I9 @
: ]* c8 k' e; _% E9 `6 U. c. X2 W13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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( I$ _4 B1 D) k. k: I14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 0 O7 a0 A" E4 \1 G* }: J" N4 V
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