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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]6 w: H1 ~- x9 t5 k$ \/ t1 R, s
K/ v9 ?0 t4 c% n$ m; m& ^3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.9 K& `. T N; Q. y8 d2 h
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. " E0 C6 G& k: y+ e
/ {2 K6 R$ E; q+ v! m6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a $ h- a) m+ L5 ~# |
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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9 r$ q+ d8 V6 s5 k8 ~! t7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them./ A) b/ m" j6 @
1 j4 y6 y) I S, G& w8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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% r5 t; N+ n/ @+ r9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.6 ^9 m, m7 y5 r/ G( P) f3 m2 w' b
4 V/ ~8 |' o H! i3 o2 \11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 8 L( Y; B+ I' W) b/ j/ a" S4 w
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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' k0 F5 `. V) \3 [8 t12. Gopher = speedbump.2 t5 `9 e4 B! O
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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8 e+ Q. J; z' \" W6 M% M9 w- B14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your $ @/ |; }( A4 T0 t# L+ U
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