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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.! A# g0 S) H" P+ D' u( G
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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( `" m, [5 Q+ P8 ^3 x- A3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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8 Q1 F6 X% n, C7 }* M$ i- e9 q6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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& w+ O3 F/ n- w9 q8 ^8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.0 Q! A4 g# N; v
/ \ z$ q1 d% J# M! x& ^9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)1 }) \" [$ w$ O& r( b$ t
" Z2 b; M) ?5 \10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction./ @* t' H; ^: m* o0 c" W
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, A& T: W% e- ~2 X# o
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 # Z7 O0 @1 K! N/ R1 Q9 W8 O5 |/ K
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.3 c" M- `! a" ^: f! K
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12. Gopher = speedbump.2 p y0 H# o! T( f. H4 }
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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