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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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G- M- n9 V1 h- K2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]1 K0 a$ K7 d# o' r/ g! w3 _) ]4 o
& Q. V& W0 s' S% ^6 b9 I3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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0 @2 Y- p; B: z# W* \. l5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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/ B; X( h! Y' Z; x, s$ c3 V* h. A6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 A* J; Y- }1 w( ~
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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- N; `" @. V) T: l: a$ o$ T: v1 x7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.0 B& }/ h9 B6 ]3 }+ S2 \
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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1 a! v( u. m3 k6 |- |9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)# _$ v2 ~+ U) F& X+ F! I
4 U# Q) e% X9 x+ o5 o' d' i- D10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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6 O3 }. W/ s9 X m; h11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, o: t' v3 k( J$ s5 K L
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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) [4 q5 T) H8 H$ [# O0 T# F12. Gopher = speedbump.! F e, C& w/ ^2 @; `; I' P
# {5 h! h: k7 d, |, s; D4 F4 C13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas., L& w7 \) |$ I9 I
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 8 E2 R$ q, [) z E
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