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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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' j) T8 j8 D7 s! d2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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/ |; i$ R% m2 t1 I) K3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.1 ?2 I9 K- f5 M* ^0 t
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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: U. h g2 J2 T. f( K6 X q6 E5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 1 k6 V+ r! u7 o0 p3 v
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a $ J3 w% e) R9 I* F
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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2 G ]' R4 Y7 z( g% s' u# s7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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9 e' z! `8 z# }% V% V( q2 f) Q8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.# p5 V6 q& }/ g
; n( @4 r: I: W& H2 z7 a9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)( |* c2 Y E4 {. Z& U" x3 n
! T5 y7 E. I0 k# S5 }7 w5 F: m10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.8 h: Q' R# u1 }6 S3 U6 V
8 m! F( X) i& T7 X5 q8 U11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ) n( L, w: l, O& @2 o' Y, q5 T
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas./ f, P' ` J& r8 D. u
1 L9 z# ~; G6 D$ ]1 U+ I14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your ! X3 \! j! i" {& `% f. b' y; D
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