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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman. ! P. `' ^; t9 T& D1 E% R6 M; n
7 ], B( y4 B2 R/ l; `- Z/ G ^Me: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"# j3 }3 x! ` s. p; e
% i( ?6 G2 U: R# `She: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"
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15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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