 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. . z( Y6 O: T! p( F
8 d! H5 T" E: hIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.0 }; H8 |9 U" |( N
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.2 `# |: ^5 R& @" o& N
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.9 ]: a5 K$ t T1 O; n, e1 C
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.8 K( T5 E/ f% n _% d3 f
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. _4 a( N+ K3 Y6 p# U$ U5 a, {
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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; b) w0 ^$ A; }/ i3 u2 u( c' OYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut) f2 G8 O) Y3 {& L, n* k9 }
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ) K$ e' e# ]6 n0 t1 [" B h' G
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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