 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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2 h( D q. h% JIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed." l0 e$ F; U8 r2 }; N6 A K
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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$ x$ O) c" O( T% AShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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6 |& B# L1 q9 V7 _7 cFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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4 m6 F5 E3 i% a W g, G. P5 M' jThat's when she shot him.9 f4 |3 X) q, K
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0 y$ i' v7 B3 i) d6 V; e4 oYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut3 z# [) U# D; n
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0 e2 z8 c* m* KWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 6 o* l) k; }: f5 ~9 G4 C
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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