 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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" X: i- A% o& ~- a0 K, e. SIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.! y# L/ L7 u5 T1 K) X3 k5 c$ R9 n
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( t E/ C. x' T3 s" `This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.: N, t5 M! f. a3 |, q
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3 V" e$ K2 d! [& u7 z9 i0 A8 ]Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.6 N4 P! E, T& b/ a" }; }$ }8 [
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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! l0 M2 X. Q8 b+ X" DCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ' o; q0 r/ W. s+ J( a$ ^- b4 R, e
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.. t: u4 T1 v# T. U
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut/ }% U9 K. h. z& V, C, a
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" I' A4 [; F$ p. |" xWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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