 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. - j/ U" Y6 _# q/ l2 @; ^( C
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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, @. ]6 Q: |' c& h: y% n9 o' kThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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8 q! @( I- i% y, }8 G, g$ @During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. f- A7 E! H! Z8 ^
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7 {2 s; E6 ]5 i2 r$ \2 f3 UIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.7 }- D+ w+ V8 P2 h
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.& U4 I) }& U" C2 _6 X' M
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8 j7 r: ~. n$ s- l: O+ ]3 i! XShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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' S( B; p! P( r0 t* OFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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4 `% G+ Q, E$ t% r* |That's when she shot him.4 k- a6 P% ]% R( N/ r/ ?
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! / |6 r' [: n% v2 S _! Z5 `3 h. L
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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