 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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$ g5 ~- q8 Z+ w7 f. o3 m- gIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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" e3 }! z+ B/ y& BArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.& F1 ~+ A- R0 h6 ]& W6 d
j" k+ {8 T+ l/ d# d! m, c% o* SDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.( k9 E- w7 R0 G7 B6 |% d* u
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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, D4 M2 o) c0 h. s& U6 f0 f) l1 SShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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& A% `- o( D& Q: DFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'8 { o+ o: ]! ^( N& _0 C& ~
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That's when she shot him.# v- ]. \% W; N* r. k% I" X' Y
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut+ a8 E b6 ^( a# v% g& n
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 1 A/ r7 B7 R+ x P( _4 ~
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