 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. # l/ M+ o! D9 @1 Z( ?' ^, p* H
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.5 ]5 l2 Y) i1 h
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2 ]9 F# ]( X8 k( Q3 @Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.' Y3 _$ t* ]# K
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 L# c6 Z6 `. M) b$ b2 A
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.* ]! v% u0 Z( x# u9 |, _+ ?
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& a& y& W V1 bShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 1 L* n' e4 q( C- ]3 W4 ?, X, `
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9 j. W' e* [; u5 T! G TFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'5 s) x: s0 O7 _8 ]5 ^
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That's when she shot him.
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1 ]1 _& F/ W. ~! W$ ^# fYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut4 {# A- J! i1 S1 [0 l
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! * T7 |! A r: K: t$ r3 G7 R
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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