 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 6 m( g; O5 m3 w4 m& D4 I
& `1 J; _* B* j; D; D0 bIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed./ d4 i U: @8 k9 m
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+ u3 w7 C# I* F3 M9 K2 I% iThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.! b& P5 \: u) s0 \
9 X+ F7 K3 J5 c" L: M1 w: z4 mDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.8 _ k. p; R9 S3 o
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.! v* e, [4 Y9 J& L: l
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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6 `4 y, T$ K+ N5 M8 [7 h7 IFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'3 U* S! S G) G9 y+ i3 L& w& }
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut& p2 a& ^8 c7 L: d
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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