 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)3 [# j* o4 x b& N! v! q5 g
% H; y6 _, X* q7 [7 N [$ _1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
* F; v3 G* _0 j* C1 K2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
5 G% Z& B# N n. W/ a3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
& W# m( P5 C) T \5 ~5 j0 v4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better. M6 f; Q5 y4 K
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.: d' \' s! G( B/ Y
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
* n/ ]) Q: q# q, N0 R7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.. P: |) H. ]. o3 ~( t# D
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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