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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创); L, N- ]5 B% p' ^9 m2 L. G% R
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
+ c1 Q9 y1 ?/ S" W- _ ~# z6 |( k5 m2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
4 E3 b# l4 T- ~3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.& ^/ f* M1 s0 N0 ]; d, t* Q
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.6 J" ^& A% U, S7 Y; x! Z
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
: i; M' D5 e! j3 w, m; F% u6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.: @/ V; [' x# Z; R) K$ u) ]# d
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.0 N7 {& Y, \) `/ \8 z
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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l' z9 ~: ?7 {9 D+ cMore if I have time ..
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