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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)) R8 |0 W* W6 X2 q a a" }
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
# [8 k& B' f8 [, f2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.) a, a* |% D& w5 E2 \; l
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
9 e5 g, n5 A1 Z# }3 t6 v4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.3 d( `! x- u: x6 v5 \$ u. C' Y; y6 ]
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.. ?- p5 O; j% ]8 ]; M' y
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
$ Y: d8 l+ s* x6 _7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.8 t4 k Z7 z! v0 V, i3 R( D
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. " f) B. _- ^- I' C+ d9 L# p7 Y
1 |% O( c' S$ ?( Q! wMore if I have time ..
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