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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)) n/ R/ M5 G. A& w, T
+ b3 d8 c8 `. c6 ^6 p1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
) o" `) n8 ^" E6 b9 _( s! Y. c2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.8 O" @/ s# |5 f2 Y
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
! w9 q/ J- M$ a; U) X7 E, g7 [4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.3 v9 J( h" g* M# J4 d A" ?
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
0 p+ g7 m2 w+ p2 k6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.' Q$ c& i l9 k1 M5 `
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
- T: b3 O, z# U8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. % p; O5 s$ E/ P7 w$ i
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