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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)8 R3 N7 x4 d' h+ ? G
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
# b! D5 G3 E A0 `2 ~, u2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
) i+ A" m N% g" r- m* [0 F2 g5 E3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.. k+ V$ d+ u1 t& y. D, n% B
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.# R# a5 B6 T" _ Q3 i
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”./ l9 J9 m7 W% T
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough. T# z: A1 [! P6 O2 w% B
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
4 o4 I# f% O0 \) C* J6 g v4 Z# U8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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9 C3 |# O7 \7 `3 u* _ wMore if I have time ..
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