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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 3 i# s  @7 J1 u/ d5 s5 W6 U  T

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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:$ o2 o3 F  y" M7 _$ J( s
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/" u+ Y! w  A6 l- \
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More pictures are here7 K; Q' n, _8 T) A. Z
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes." n2 _1 ~. u, c, M& `

7 \* v8 g) j# I. p$ \. {* T  ^Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
( d# n& X8 J" B2 h#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
' `* v. N2 M! y4 |. ?#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.7 p- M/ _1 T2 _; t; @/ ]
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.& f. H8 p" E! S4 _; s
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.' s7 @7 @3 G; W- j" ~7 d$ {4 _
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.3 Q; K: \9 T: h2 E6 Y$ [" I
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
2 P& `& u/ Q2 J4 g% U) M#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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( D% g# Q0 x. a+ N#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "5 [: B+ v* O* }) g% J) C2 x

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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
$ j6 W) P* D$ d) [: ?. h$ x 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由" z$ t6 Q, u5 h, I9 s+ }% c1 h
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。# g# `! n: @  Z! W% K+ v  Y, _
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
( _7 o/ z3 _2 U: e2 B0 z看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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