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4 p# h. p* c% I" Y& M7 KEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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: |8 k9 V, j& l$ G+ gTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
! D" r i6 P$ V( _/ I#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. + i+ i% |: O1 f% @8 W. } S
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.5 u G9 e* _% [, m2 P% J
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
% z# d1 ?( m8 d* M# a#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
8 p4 H. i% n+ ~9 U#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.1 M) S" ^; ~$ R) y& O& j" j5 ~
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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( N- w( ?3 t; j( a1 n6 E l#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
# B. o" v9 _; ]1 }7 d! r" v#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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; D. V5 I/ |& n& ~* V# mAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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