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' V. L: e0 w- f! Z; w7 [! sEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:2 w2 x9 ~ ?3 C4 D
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/6 h6 I5 U# K5 K9 G
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More pictures are here; a$ ` H5 f/ m5 C8 J, k0 ^
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3 g# o2 I1 B7 iLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes./ s1 Z" ~7 h2 q. a% y8 `1 ?
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
8 M: B/ I; ?4 d! C#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
. E3 i, D/ ^' V0 e) J7 Y#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
9 P7 V/ |. K# w8 N0 a#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.* R1 Z8 ]; i* b
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.) j: [ x$ l. X% z. Q: P
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
& _, y# m5 z* Z" I#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.' O( N& }* S% M; L% J7 Q. b
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
; c! ?1 q' I) _7 m/ A#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?2 }0 t H7 [3 _0 k: W, u
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.4 O' U9 O! r# a$ \6 C/ D1 R' K9 i8 [
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 4 I: f( f1 q3 g1 r+ }
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