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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:; E0 X* z% l/ {& D, t7 }7 D6 O
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/4 {; P- v+ N$ [ M/ c
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/$ Q; ]$ e- h# }6 z
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.* u+ r/ w+ x( D0 r) B
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman7 _2 ?6 o: P& R1 t! {0 j
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. $ b C; T2 R5 ^ b% a- s0 e7 y
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.0 U& {/ l6 e/ p& l+ ?+ ^8 b
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
# a! }5 k6 b B4 [5 {# b#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
5 W/ c+ J& k' N+ b. @3 q% Y#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO./ I5 ^4 v3 a3 M3 ^. `6 D
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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+ `% S" ?' @7 F6 F/ m#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?/ ]# J# A% k E4 R5 ?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.4 h: N; y& }" ?. T. R; O! }
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7 P( r- m) E* r9 R% s8 X- cAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... ! ^: k( g+ u0 X1 D7 {" I ?% Z: q
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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