This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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4 E7 \& Q0 y# m$ U: L! m- eEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

6 m& \, {7 g/ G9 eTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
( M, Y" q  i8 s% }#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
6 W1 H& N9 ~+ S" |4 K#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
( U; D% f& u6 ~$ |/ G#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
( _6 Q+ J" P' v$ D8 z5 \/ q8 t 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
0 D7 L5 x! B$ b看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one