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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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4 E7 \& Q0 y# m$ U: L! m- eEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:! g/ W1 [0 W5 X
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.1 D/ p7 ]" f- `# l7 d1 a  ]7 o

6 m& \, {7 g/ G9 eTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
( M, Y" q  i8 s% }#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
6 W1 H& N9 ~+ S" |4 K#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.' D, l( w$ K; j0 B. r, U
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.! G& U3 m' ]( d% o# r
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
( U; D% f& u6 ~$ |/ G#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.6 B$ P; p2 ]5 }5 {7 r
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.& ?; V7 X9 E4 B! Q7 P" l0 Y
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.0 [# F9 \; V6 r: Q# w$ U4 Y$ o
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?. T+ l! S( z, U6 Z
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.3 c) m5 V5 T2 a& z
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
0 D7 L5 x! B$ b看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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