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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:5 u% s4 N! `- L- ~
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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More pictures are here
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9 u3 ~+ Z9 U" t8 }; O' N" jLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.3 r7 F6 q+ B+ K: u$ b3 ]

7 k. o  p9 L" i  h3 R; m  a! zTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
. I3 e! G5 I8 h2 p, W5 l/ n#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
9 D9 |: r( I# w% D/ \9 E#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
4 l0 R$ b* `' O2 }' h7 a( K  E/ H& W#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
* y/ K: R( x* {, [#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
" `( l% ^6 K2 ^/ k4 j  b#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
6 W2 t- U  D) F5 [& c#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
4 B# \: P& f! n' q- M6 B  D#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
/ K7 \8 [2 U# B' ?#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
, D3 @# x/ Z# Y; C  h4 S#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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6 |; W) v% j( XAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... ; r& |- B. D; J) I

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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下: B% Z( e6 |: X
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由, w& T; f7 \3 k: C
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 " y2 W$ M# J8 {. i! Q' Z
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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