This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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' V. L: e0 w- f! Z; w7 [! sEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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3 g# o2 I1 B7 iLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
8 M: B/ I; ?4 d! C#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
. E3 i, D/ ^' V0 e) J7 Y#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
9 P7 V/ |. K# w8 N0 a#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
& _, y# m5 z* Z" I#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
; c! ?1 q' I) _7 m/ A#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
8 b2 h, ?* B* M' E9 g* Y 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
; D& d/ p  u, _8 W1 \看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one