This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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+ k# i  L3 P: Q3 f. h# tTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
- O+ S4 ]! e3 d, w: A& v#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
' o: Z2 |8 y6 D4 K  i8 D. v#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
& t3 e4 e, b6 i4 V. I* n+ N#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
* x! e7 x% b( A4 L" l( Y* W+ {# e#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
& p* o: ]8 k" C/ X- k#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
' k- k! s! C# z  m! E#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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0 o/ m' \0 M+ R3 C- l3 NAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "


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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
; f, R( W2 e8 D7 y# g( @看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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