This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
0 X, L9 V6 s1 b- B. s' Q#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
; Q4 o8 w( R* Z* `#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
; @2 M$ x: z* n1 {$ m( d#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
6 f* @& H4 i3 T+ L5 {: _3 @8 ]( `; u#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
  Z! w% Q1 V$ }1 |#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
6 _0 C% y* H$ ?; s! P看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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