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Dating process:
" M0 ^$ U$ F' y+ I# G/ K6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.5 t/ D H' j) P6 n0 o
6 months : Of course I love U. w) w2 I' h1 O F+ l+ s
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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Back from Work:
2 Q* i* m% ?; e0 ^0 B1 C6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
& D5 x- Z, i- A6 months : BACK!!& q4 J: ]. @8 Q4 A9 r( O
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
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6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
L. _& S1 c& J6 W7 a! ?0 y0 A& X6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom. : e- }0 Q7 l4 N& C5 r6 V+ r
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.2 J# R/ n) n! i0 y; j
' v* H+ r+ ]0 W" P7 QPhone Ringing:, [8 i4 j9 r" R( X3 s
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
; t. Y/ r% t: {. }, O; A9 k6 months : Here, for you.
/ Q3 W( D7 f) N+ d6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!; t- o9 n) K6 L4 \, V1 b3 h9 c$ k1 b
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Cooking:
! t9 w1 F& v I* b0 N6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
& f; I3 Q( U& Y- ?0 o2 I/ V6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
! h2 d. m r/ a) n6 years : AGAIN!!!!
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Apology:
[7 E- ?& f9 Y. W5 X; v3 O! I6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
! [; r8 ~, A d6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
- h% L/ d# W4 p" ]" a* x6 S C6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
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- _! U, l! }0 q- C+ S4 u bNew Dress:. v4 P" @" w9 s4 n& ?- O
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.1 \+ j% |* D4 _2 E+ d b. M, w
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
]) d' N3 c0 j( l+ l- m6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
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6 E; |& U4 V& E9 H5 cPlanning for Vacations:
% I1 n9 z9 Q8 m! D! j4 C% y& \* B6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
, s* D j$ h0 H5 N4 Y6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?+ t N% e; y# N+ t) v4 x) `
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
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6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
/ X w6 V* Z g P: z% x) C& |: J6 months : I like this movie.
, ]7 x+ [9 m6 X5 ]1 ^9 o6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
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