最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
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　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

& K5 [2 i* I9 _: ]0 ?( S: ^* T0 o& \　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
1 H, X6 |. Z  C$ {　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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) x* f3 p! D. k# A　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
4 ?3 k9 {8 b' ^- w2 Z　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
9 o+ V* d0 M3 B　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6． you me you me
7 B4 I$ c8 u4 M5 j5 t　　彼此彼此

% M# }' ~5 k( p% F# T1 P　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！

　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
0 k" m* x) Q# C  t　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

$ \3 r2 n6 L# ^  D　　9． WATCH SISTER
9 {. }: z, k6 B/ u2 [# B　　表妹
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2 I! q9 p6 O+ P; Q( N8 U　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
. q0 V- M6 C* a6 Q" x' h　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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! t5 o2 Y5 B3 f% \( T& ?　　11． American Chinese not enough
7 b# K2 R/ c0 Y/ ]　　美中不足

( D* y5 ~5 P# a3 C7 |5 X　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
8 m! J0 ~9 ^) O. j* L6 b. L　　车祸现场描述
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6 }% n3 |' Y4 d7 U2 _7 K% J! B, V　　13． heart flower angry open
0 O. A6 [+ F: {# O* w) h; c, X) T　　心花怒放
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　　14． go past ,no mistake past
* K* u/ D* b, x( Z% c8 t) x) m　　走过路过，不要错过
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　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
4 {. Q3 H; A0 }. ]9 m' ]　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
( G% ]3 {; K1 y& f7 ]# u　　老外：What are you sorry for?
9 n' E( U- _5 R( P2 |0 d3 @) X: ]5 j　　小明：I am sorry five!

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