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6 K3 T9 ^* ?3 t/ q$ |2 O4 ^* |1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.5 T4 W8 u4 W3 ?% b5 S1 b
/ f& J& \2 l4 L9 F/ n2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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, d4 h& a; s$ w3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) |3 w1 e, j8 c" N5 b" F& Z
! H) @( k4 R9 z# p$ I; m5 n4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 P' i/ f, j9 c9 D* W
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.! w/ f( |/ E8 b
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 w# n9 e# \0 D$ b0 Q& G l
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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( C9 w( e( A1 u8 h; Q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! E5 \+ T$ k% n9 T4 o. u/ T0 R
4 U! X; F7 x: H: K) J10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); P% I0 X( s) X# `& ~# w4 F
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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2 J2 n* q, c. d/ t% ~3 d12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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- A, t: c. m' t, d' J& L; X3 E13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up." o$ j! F( L* g" P! n5 ^! T
: p- d% x" w9 b: v5 Z3 ]/ p14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) \9 N) l; {2 T' U
( E% E1 e6 M$ R4 D5 U: @# g4 B& K0 i15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.: C8 \# I$ u- C+ d' t- y
1 m. k! [/ L( n* R7 c17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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8 J$ E. U' S! b: P3 @18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.; k2 d) P' n1 U3 n: p
; ^3 r- j a3 q0 \19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.4 _- A6 j0 r" k8 u2 c' @
! ]6 k: m8 B/ Z/ \20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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& R3 q2 m _! E" P21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! `: t! D1 { G$ Y) k
6 x, I3 T" ^) e$ y- O22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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2 o; ]8 j( ?: [6 x23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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