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5 t) P: }4 Y. {" H4 X" m5 r7 p1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% g' z* m2 D) [7 E; Y6 r
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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! `$ g* S0 F! s3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6 P2 N6 Q# Y& t4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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. {$ x; y' i D- F3 b, K& ?4 t5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.) K: B' x$ l9 P5 c4 u) _& T4 v
6 j: f7 N% W, L: z6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* A# t9 [0 V5 o# b8 s3 M% z
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.8 J$ }0 {- e# {. Q+ { {
\& Q- a2 A/ V( F' j8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.4 c/ \2 ]/ j! V% ?9 a- [
. E+ s% S4 w2 c! _9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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4 U. d( `% H; e: p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, _) |' n7 K* x. T2 D13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., X+ |$ o* F% ^2 X3 b
0 m; y! _0 X$ I9 B% h% R14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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& _- ^2 j6 u# [4 x+ z( q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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) I; D h6 ]' N9 S0 Y0 S1 t17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 k; l+ g2 K/ G' t! Y7 y
, W4 X0 Q S% F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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( I- Q) U# M; J+ G @/ n19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.7 m9 l, X8 r" m: x2 V$ D' C
]% `+ q* G$ t' F1 G' k20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 4 f. c' R$ @; b- j3 F
- F8 o0 i# Y$ `4 {0 `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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