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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 q8 N7 B' N# s+ \/ L1 t2 V
3 ]5 P. e! m2 R+ o0 v3 G1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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, H/ m7 Z g7 H1 M5 G3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.7 H2 e- w! I* P, V3 r! g- i
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ h) N$ P* P* Q/ q0 m* X) v
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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1 n9 [9 F; ~, ?* y6.) You watch the Weather Channel. M) e6 o# F; T) A8 W% R; u2 f* D
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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5 \6 ^4 y0 b7 \/ m9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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. \7 D1 b) `! j/ h& a11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.9 X) N, R' e5 g; |+ i' x, T
/ K1 G1 q `5 c- h! l+ s7 M! F12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.3 I; v* X5 e. d4 s( j
5 F ^) Y* g d+ }7 C) G# F4 {& v13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 k2 G4 v6 f" u" I% a% A14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.1 t# k. R1 a4 |! |# a: M9 ^
/ w5 X+ J4 \" \- V2 Z' Z& D5 |15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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- B/ v K) P! `. r( N% G0 y16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- {2 v0 J, e5 o# I H$ {
\$ r' R8 B" {4 K5 U3 I9 c19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 \4 \, | `$ J) I20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time./ M0 M# Y7 J! F/ I3 t8 v
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!", j, v+ E% C4 w) _# U9 y
* L; N$ |4 x+ T! |" \22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 \) I$ D/ F- F( T; {7 |
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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