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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 5 S/ I( R) b2 Y: ~% ]
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- t8 |9 e P/ ~ Z& V# c. u! q
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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. g3 V0 I: d4 _: m/ @9 x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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1 d+ b( b) Z/ a4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.+ }; {9 m( w9 F4 x! n+ j# i' F+ Y
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# k7 ]5 q8 o8 J0 Q& ^9 h) C2 D
" ?8 s- Q2 z" _, |9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 w3 f* B" l4 y1 O! W2 J$ G2 s
- S1 v# @0 @; `$ F' x _10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* P' Y; F) P5 ?* o
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 b9 `7 I5 Y3 m
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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6 [0 Q0 {! j8 z! ~" K+ k4 Z14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 m8 Y7 w+ Y) P3 Q. D/ q( @
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16.) You take naps.9 t# v) [% F6 I9 _4 E+ N9 a
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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. l: S, w D$ p3 K6 X20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; \4 D. |$ n2 u5 e& ]9 q: A
) |8 i( i6 d' K- R, K' n21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"3 J+ x: ?4 O0 m" t8 ]2 q
9 D& _; @0 O% G% ]22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 2 l, w& ` m6 l3 Z; {4 m
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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