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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.# e* Z8 U& Z2 f. H; ?/ v" |! H7 i
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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* [. y% g, A ?5 M4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.8 W/ H6 o- o4 A9 u d- D4 I( N' V6 N b
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 R) j- E' p$ C, k9 n( U
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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0 o6 H+ m# f: `5 F7 I8 l% a; f7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* l. c/ {) D$ U: C% f7 g2 P. _5 {
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.. r9 E* w# U9 |+ z- l, n. u
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., _( G0 m, ?) K" R; H9 W5 h2 }3 o; `
! b3 _3 ?: {* e) k6 x* S) \. ]$ R/ `10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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, \8 W' @' V7 b9 s* C11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." _/ s/ Z: S. G
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.' u- Y) M+ W9 H8 m1 n: z- m
8 K. h; F. g7 {: a$ z1 x3 D14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.2 V. |% t3 n/ e7 s9 I3 ?+ d$ b
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.8 I- S9 O( O2 I* X/ n
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 l4 D6 m' [5 |7 S/ }, d
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 Z& ?, [. N. E+ t
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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( N) [! T0 d6 i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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