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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.3 \' Y' A. n0 r
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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5 Q+ z1 t; I1 Z5 ^; |: u3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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% Z* x  C3 H* E$ g1 ?" |( H7 }# r" b4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.$ _) a. J/ C3 j0 ?" Z% u! T
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 u9 `) V3 k% h" N

" {, Z5 w& S) c8 H2 a+ o6.) You watch the Weather Channel.- V; U" \( c% {, |0 M' S; c: Z% G
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.. Q- H. X) J. s$ `+ |& L9 B1 @
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* ~7 N/ U2 e# _& w

0 z  e, n+ s/ s1 t/ y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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2 [3 L9 j6 K  {/ V& {* ?11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& X9 |! Z- Q0 H0 H1 f5 g7 K12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ F! S$ q) k8 y+ w
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 R1 W$ j$ @/ f
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16.) You take naps." L7 i. C6 B& w: q, H  e  S
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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% S' p0 e& V, P' v  u4 m3 X. _18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.4 b; C! O5 W3 r, h9 I$ ?7 D

" O( j% w% Y# f- M19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.6 E4 u6 `- L" c, R

7 b0 M5 f7 E6 T$ z! \& O20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.3 t# V3 V3 p' E

2 w9 j' k) T# m! Z  p$ P21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 f# T% {( X. o+ m1 v' Q& r

3 p8 c2 d4 I4 J22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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