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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 8 b; j' h5 @) J% h9 R9 }
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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% q$ ~0 T2 p( l2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.+ \' W7 z" f5 b8 t5 X: \
5 b6 W+ Y5 y' G! I! Z' Y n" |( j A3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. B2 g; U( ^4 w( ?3 h* n
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) }( o- h+ H% m% D; I0 }7 l5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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: u" C# _) Y, a( c' ]6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# R( E2 A' l. L! `
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.( C* j6 ~* f# i& J% w% n. M
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 u D/ ]; Q% b' X9 d& @
4 p- S9 Z7 z* d9 `. S9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.5 Y3 r, M1 |+ B: Y
+ P" @& Y! m8 X& Z" r7 B10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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u6 _( g# z9 t6 H11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.: P7 V9 S4 r3 m4 q9 s
1 l1 c1 Y5 q o K) {1 ^ J12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 t6 k- L; v3 g
9 B" O, _5 T8 \$ m13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% ]* B$ _& k" q/ J- x
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.0 s8 ]; \: D* E! m3 V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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5 E$ t+ M5 _# l! a9 u19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests./ Q" b p+ b* [* M; v
. A+ o7 l+ ` z3 [20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 r) S" a3 X! B$ O. a
2 y- e" {1 M: f/ q! C21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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. I- q0 O, _' g0 F23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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