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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 * \, N$ @" n2 \; Q* e
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. P! b5 X; M0 ^; f. Z
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.& ]: e5 R% h- n, z3 X
: v4 d/ B, k, u3 k! @ ^3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.# h8 T1 N! h. u3 \' E( j
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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2 p" r# h$ O/ n: y8 d2 j5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.- P2 c7 t9 N1 ~, `- b, |9 z
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ E9 m1 N- P1 E
# L- M& T! q5 I; J% e8 l7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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i$ y. ]# Y' `8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- ]$ F" w2 U% q& |; ~* f& \. F7 c8 @
! i- ]3 D6 U! _9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.3 o( t. B+ `: A1 {1 H
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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) V5 f1 E- c- t5 c6 z: {' C" ?11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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' V# s' T$ |+ H6 U13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.: C( |& A. l. A- j! K# M7 g4 }
: v! {: d: d6 M7 c# c14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.) j! y+ n' F7 i: F t8 M( y9 d
5 k* n# [9 }+ C# ?1 B16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.: m: I9 J" D8 Y6 W6 N$ D
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( J0 K0 \' j9 H
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time. B5 h1 @% h4 P$ Y
' O ~. P, u7 Z( ~7 d e$ a& e, D- W21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"5 W: m, G' [, h* k& M5 h4 z
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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