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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ; {, [/ [' }2 X+ |$ ` t' e$ f
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.& w, J! h! o! x
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 k3 T+ D! j) J* _; y0 l
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: O2 n# _2 ?5 M2 |
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' S" y8 K3 s) r6 l/ r
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! u( ]* F9 Z2 e+ [+ e) ?
. F8 x, Y; a- l8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.; y8 m/ o$ i: W# ?2 R, g5 k
) }9 k+ I: q# G& P! _9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!). y, Z h8 R# _- t$ D' P! J! H
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.! S1 Q5 J% ]8 C* u5 P, L6 G
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.+ I9 U5 s' a' z! Q `
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.; S/ R1 R1 ?4 a0 c
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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: _, S: F' h, b4 Z% f5 F: Z17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: K& z* D" h) `18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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4 l" r/ N+ W- u; r3 L4 {- M7 @9 ^: p19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.; S! ^- O! M s% c- t
3 K( o# d- M) e- N4 g21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 G. e- s! x' B6 E5 x
- v6 F2 v5 ?$ G* A22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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- f* a3 g0 H) q8 S7 v23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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