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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 2 P9 O0 t' O& {2 E7 w6 [% _* @
/ p4 s$ y! k' s1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.% J; B" V4 t+ v9 w5 t4 {
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.. m! P6 D, A+ o$ R
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.. M9 ?) X! W" G( D/ ]6 |- B
/ f6 a% e4 d% ~7 M+ a, T7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 w0 W, j( p, _# L2 k9 w$ y g; P
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.7 H A# T9 \& E+ T7 M/ C
& X* W) y, b8 H$ p* n. M10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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( F+ d) U! G8 {5 W- }: Y$ T11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 K/ k# ]: m/ g; y! |
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# d' u" L& a; @4 i4 c' F; | m
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T# O. \3 z$ [7 w2 e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.. @# j" G4 _! u/ d3 Q9 l T B
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( G* s9 V5 y9 b
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16.) You take naps./ S3 t: P$ M( l1 g8 m/ P3 F& y
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 v; _, I' A: ?: ?6 P
$ @+ U1 I/ ~; T, p18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" s k4 H8 j* {# W* j5 t- Z19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- n0 L2 B& V3 N, v, [0 G
- {) s9 N% ^) ^) D21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( Y4 C7 \/ Y8 V, Q% x4 b& W
- W: q: {# W$ ~; W22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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