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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....4 k* O7 x1 g0 n% n
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. & W: E4 I2 n V, k
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. % h+ E: A% `1 J8 \1 Y" ~
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ O4 |8 u4 Z( E$ o4 |$ H2 j4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
3 Q) _. B( Y }( Q5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
& O1 d( K' `) d( r& X6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
( F5 G! G+ P. k1 C' A- V7 h7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. % r# `; J- R4 T" F+ T- U
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. K8 j* _/ b3 A
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
/ h) W5 w4 h5 E: l. `0 _10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
( m$ |5 E8 B- t; ?% y0 w& E- z2 m11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. ( d& j0 f: Y; s) m5 r# T1 R4 i
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" - N1 t: }. W% ]6 G$ J, N
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
* B% _! q- w A! h; V# p P14. Can I flirt with you? 3 S/ D4 i* Y2 Y2 z
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
/ X& A8 v# a3 v) c16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if , H' ]- b) t, o6 h
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
9 J6 K3 b8 J7 n" \5 L9 j; f8 c. Z18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
" `1 [$ @% i4 g5 A19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. % W1 g0 r3 M4 |# ~3 T5 i$ J
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- H8 i' m! S8 n/ W% o0 K9 |* }21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
" d/ f6 W0 D& f22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
$ V, J, W8 [4 Q& c7 S. w' Q23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
8 j8 N0 ~: f" k w3 z+ a& |24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
& w& V/ y9 j( y0 ]25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. : P: i: F: i- S$ |4 {5 m
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + P6 i& c" i( |6 I) j9 K0 f$ `4 W: L
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
& S7 O) E! d' x$ I' D& Z& f28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ; [: k0 D$ }5 z! b' f
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 9 Z% l A1 y2 G2 M( _/ @" _0 g
30. So... How am I doing'? 0 C3 O5 `& b8 _9 ~1 d* X
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
9 q% G3 D/ C# N* k* _/ ]32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ' h9 e$ Y- y0 |# _4 X8 x* _( N/ L8 f7 V
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
' y2 u7 T% h, i34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
" [, z' }8 m0 x6 P/ _35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
! q8 h5 ~7 j+ y) @; A* ] f& ]; }36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? - w, i1 j' B, k+ X3 i) M3 N1 e
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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