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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....7 y1 z2 N; {& M+ a* E
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
. i9 C8 P2 S6 @; M2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
5 s2 V3 G5 X4 g+ v$ \) d) [3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ' A/ [  o& W( R
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
. C2 y3 l  U# q3 m% q# q5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 6 F" M6 O8 ?) I+ j( G' i9 }
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?   V' S; o2 q- i+ _& v/ `) z: k
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. / c$ V+ Z3 r; _8 `. F( ^
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
" ]# X& N4 `$ E& h9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? & K9 ?5 W, C& }4 K* @+ T
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. * e, \5 t! v  p" n* X
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
& o, b. y  k  c9 Z1 x- a12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 8 @. q6 R; A. v( D" D
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? * H  v* @2 e9 I  q" G" }4 u
14.        Can I flirt with you? ! f( `# b8 [6 \: j
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. & E% c. b7 w2 S, _' P. g$ l3 T, ^
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ; h2 N6 p/ u4 ^: t( U
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
" B  a8 R% H, N. Y  e: I* M8 u# f* l18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? 2 |* x7 ?" J/ J+ m8 i. V3 g
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
$ j8 y5 t2 F, S; F7 `- c4 x20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?   h$ b" K' R: H5 R/ l4 v2 Y
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 2 o6 ^! @6 Z' G3 `5 O1 X5 }
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 T6 q' O; I- @: f- q$ \; a( T# v; }23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? % k8 q' {6 r6 i8 \7 J6 H7 o& M
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? % C* ^4 h  i' @% z* S
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. . I% S$ L) x6 ?$ n# n+ g! s: [
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
) J7 O; I4 e2 M8 E/ q1 J27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 8 ]8 q( `; k" l: r$ z6 C- u8 c
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
  B( D1 X  T% y0 u2 x' t1 u4 w$ u29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 1 d0 v1 t. }* R$ c
30.        So... How am I doing'?
+ t; R  u; `5 g31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? : i' N1 A5 l. f, s2 {
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
5 x  V% r1 ~3 j" @1 a. L, X  p' K33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? % p/ ?( D$ i* |8 K; s4 I5 m
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  i2 O7 O5 A8 z9 @; K35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 8 P' t; S7 [+ y& o
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 5 k1 j& w. Y5 N8 ~/ X# q* Y+ p
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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