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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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6 w& u( W: \& A( g9 [7 o( q" Y1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. : z! C3 h2 I9 s
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
& @/ W$ _$ L! l8 s  Y0 T. A* g3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
6 i4 W- s- o# X3 @3 w4 V! g- K4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
. k" T9 E6 m2 E% y- y4 A, Q' t5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
! ~9 _1 \8 z  ~7 R" W6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
. O, Z* y- D8 U0 z0 `7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
* X+ ]0 V) W% ~- G/ F$ r) p9 \8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 7 B# i" G7 |3 {4 Q$ t
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? . g' Y& O! Z! P# z" v! H
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 1 Q$ e9 B6 r5 O. ]9 Z/ C" D" d0 _
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 9 g* ]7 ^6 }5 H; W1 S8 k
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
( z5 U% Q" ?6 Z$ M1 i: t6 w$ y13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
. U& i, M6 [' n4 X9 T* g* `' F- a14.        Can I flirt with you? ! S6 h' C+ g/ _9 A
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. % }' d) c- }  ?2 k
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 1 i/ |* u& ^& Z# }# q
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
. D( D( n7 I6 Z* a& O18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? , P3 V# o7 M* `. E# G) F
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. # X. A( N$ N5 @1 F8 {; Q; B" E
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 3 ]2 w1 a: X( h8 C% o0 T7 v
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
. w6 Z! b7 e: F7 E' H6 J22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
/ k5 B& u7 f& J4 H# C' X6 z$ C23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ! S$ U! [6 ]' f; N% w" A2 x* s
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? + k( H! \" o6 v) A3 m  z
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
8 z& Z0 R( m6 Y: L26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3 l# r2 I( f3 K% U8 k0 T9 c* A27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
  s! V) ~: W/ F* I" W- L% k: P28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
; _$ i9 @& P9 N8 @29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? : t2 X0 O; ?- f5 _
30.        So... How am I doing'?
( x, N" p0 R; Q7 j* Z! F9 Z31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? $ L+ O0 e7 X3 H) |4 x1 J+ \
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. / R* @- B6 g+ X; F6 r  H- a
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
/ r6 v9 M- C. |34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 9 \+ p' w4 v' @# K) O# U" p
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
; P0 u+ h1 C! R/ A- G, |36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
/ b8 n, q! J) B$ Y" L37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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