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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
: j* X$ l. g1 C& x2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
, }/ ?. m' W# U4 N$ ]; T4 l3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 9 I) C, b r. Q8 x4 G9 C
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
* A( e1 w3 j, n" I5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
1 j4 P1 t8 g4 M1 `4 Y7 l" V6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
+ ?0 z6 T4 E! L7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
' U/ R. [+ X, T3 N: Y8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 3 F; s2 e* P4 l% S2 y
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
" B) K" f1 I6 H) u6 a10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
( ~5 o+ G S( e. q" O# Y11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. * w" ~. S h6 o7 x$ q
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 2 P2 S+ j+ V5 A _
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? % K4 n+ j% b. z! U
14. Can I flirt with you?
% k p+ z+ r7 \15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
6 c7 |0 l! W7 E. Y8 T16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
. p. S; {1 n2 B8 Q, K: k. z |17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. - c8 m$ {( N: l
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 6 M0 \* J7 V* z8 Y' V% t7 ]# a( B8 e Q
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
1 i; j2 G( ?+ N d7 o5 T1 K20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? * X& L$ m6 ?* V- }: T/ V
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
8 \5 ~9 m6 v& g22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
/ k" L: t2 B+ j+ |7 H; v23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 0 q1 a' `- i4 i- ]0 K; g T
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 1 T" [; N2 M/ R
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
) z- q" Y7 a; j, A% W# |* e% C26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. $ u; Z& i! G+ N) m7 o* e+ W' ~
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? & u7 J2 ~: J$ s
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ( t) k- \5 {4 L& _) _* T
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
( v6 }2 _0 N1 g+ Y/ E' q/ \ o30. So... How am I doing'?
( P! _( y% G% @7 K6 Q31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
( U4 C4 \* H. Y, ~. L32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ) ~$ k0 S3 d: J) Y
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 2 R" b0 s" d2 ]; N% l
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 7 z4 R# S: M" C7 F- O3 w6 n
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. - u4 v* U8 y8 j% `" |. i5 ^
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
& j. v/ x5 t, d) K7 h37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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