Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
) a$ q# ]7 a3 j7 k& S2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
3 G/ ?" u# i# ^! {8 z7 ?- X4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
' d) @) j8 Z. n" Y6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
  }: N6 h- Y6 \/ P7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
) A6 m, ?0 J- H9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
, o. m0 e+ v; |$ R. J# j, X11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
+ z' ^" D( b# k% ?- W14.        Can I flirt with you?
) v/ {  G5 f8 U7 ^15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
" w7 [; `5 l+ G. y% e- V# {8 z7 `16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
4 N( t9 \% O$ W$ h1 }19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
6 T3 p( s, T  _/ ?# ?- Z, E$ ~$ N20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
6 x" B6 s; `( ^& k$ c6 C- U7 o21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
5 o% c1 y; u- F5 L+ [22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
% u" _" _7 a7 u( o* Z( _; L. M24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
$ U2 H" l& A! U$ N/ ^. S26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
+ m: q" Z, G8 ]) {, ~0 {/ \28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
5 `5 ~: ^2 J" U' Z; E4 i( I8 D% N30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
" O8 X$ V/ p% |2 D* u33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
! w' ?* y% b* F. \3 [- v34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
% q% R+ k- \* i$ a; v36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
  q  ?& S* w" C  n7 S) g$ N: ^% M( N37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...