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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months...." K9 _- O3 b4 E& Y; s/ \9 ?
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" f$ J" o" T" V4 s  K* g2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + ?& q( L% h7 B! f6 P
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 2 K4 o( Q* Y$ k# [- `* v/ L
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 1 v, x$ ?' U  s) b
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 8 _- Q2 \  P( g
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
5 m( E9 z& a, C" P: \7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
/ o6 \8 p3 S# k! d( P( j3 W8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. / G! [/ W3 p9 G0 g. T0 _8 Q! e
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
1 x  t6 b" Y- D6 f* p( j10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ( C: R; R0 a6 a# ?  l' r! A
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
. ]9 ~* [6 H& H* F7 x4 L4 G12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
4 ^0 J2 L* e2 z13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? / Q! m0 \$ E2 `& N
14.        Can I flirt with you?
& Z& O' d# v3 z5 w15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 1 ~6 V$ A( d4 g
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
6 t9 @' U# o; F: B  W17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 8 j+ q% u: `, \$ h9 g
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? # p/ u/ n& H: n
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
1 F: t8 T. b& r$ L9 O1 [  U20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
3 U! M* g9 i0 `2 R$ Z! `4 @1 Z  k- n21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 0 \, C( Q2 V8 C) |8 u  m  C
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ) Z7 h& G3 p6 C  Q3 L8 n4 G7 m
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?   ^3 ^' s) a- N
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? . b* G  B' |1 R% b: |& a* a) w3 C
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ( \7 H% H: w# |8 b3 o3 K3 r
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ; V2 n% ]8 g$ w' x" \! f9 {
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
7 h' u' B  N9 f2 |% V' x28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
8 x5 Q- y0 d9 c* ]! l( S29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
$ H, q# [7 U7 S) k: m* e, f30.        So... How am I doing'? . R- v2 ]' h5 q& c# \
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
1 }0 U3 Y5 s: k6 y0 n32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
& \- R* l7 N8 B+ {33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
- m! j9 Z. u; y3 W, V7 J34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ( N; g' \% D' ^# w
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
# S  @5 a, K) {& w! g9 U- d% l36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
0 t7 Z5 R6 p: Z7 B7 r4 D$ n37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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