埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1403|回复: 0

Pickup lines

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....  ^5 `4 Z0 g% q% D

; q! ]9 s0 T) `  ~1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ) b$ @; r: n5 q  ?
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 2 }5 }! q3 o1 \# ~9 A
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ x2 U4 \2 Z+ [1 \4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] , H8 ~2 W; H: ?- V
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
! z% W0 R2 K, Z: o) X/ ]6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 6 D* f- k9 g9 E/ a. D! V( g
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
" z% b6 n: f* [5 b1 E4 S8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
' k. Y& V) V. [  Q" b9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 6 ^6 Q( m8 _! J+ y- s/ c5 O
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. , f2 B2 S4 N; H" ?
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 3 u, N3 y9 [- _% E
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 1 Y4 a- x& k$ N% `1 E& S3 Y4 r2 U
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 0 A# e/ G) E( T# ~8 {+ T8 @& {$ R
14.        Can I flirt with you? $ N8 S7 f: r0 v0 H
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
) E: r# C1 B# ~' d' @16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if * s( @4 o' N* |# ^
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. / F6 C) n/ Z8 a" I2 |
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
5 v# K4 e( v# P7 r19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  G5 n2 V& ^! K/ L, w7 M. r20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
% o# `1 [; V- Q* J% ?. ?5 u& U21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
  F; @# f& F7 |+ A5 U7 ?22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
* ]* T* Z/ S6 {, Y( D23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? , x: o5 [% E) \' @
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 3 U1 I$ p6 L* A, t1 y: z
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
/ t; I* Y4 t# }* m2 |2 e; @26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
( }' I2 U$ M6 k27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
% ~0 r* C$ z3 O( u' X: G* p* Y28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
9 y" r8 ]+ |& I29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3 ?3 c2 `; L- X9 l; |30.        So... How am I doing'?
7 i2 H" _: i9 p31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
# ?6 E1 ?9 I7 o9 N$ G# b6 N32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
7 `! q  f6 S1 `" F- u33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? $ z: v  F4 ?; o
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 5 G; v2 H, L. R; w$ a% q* o  S
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 6 X6 e* M% R( ?5 u5 y3 J, ?
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? $ i+ A! m: g+ P& \; l2 v
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-4 08:45 , Processed in 0.107979 second(s), 10 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表