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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....7 _5 g# @6 |1 K- p; i
: I% h: N7 L9 B$ o q* R3 E2 @/ Q1 ~1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. % w/ s& u* Q" C8 ]1 j+ p. o. c
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. / K( v" s$ s6 r( A8 N: Z
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. / ]/ m8 e" v8 k9 o. ]$ v, {. Y/ T9 e
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
+ }& w" B5 I6 a6 L- p* U9 N8 |5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
! d9 H3 U- U' k: M( A$ Z: A6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 5 U m! N* n9 `& k
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8 l0 F. q# Y9 T4 v3 X/ P8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9 q3 _! Q; j6 Y, n& Y9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ( q" s" {* N% X3 E# X
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 2 K( t5 \1 o, j8 i: s' k) e9 v4 u
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 9 o1 L+ y( e' u1 V
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" , x3 ^( e8 ~/ a) d8 q; w
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
+ L3 N( v/ `4 L7 S% O! J14. Can I flirt with you? ; a$ K" }" f+ ?6 h/ R: V' ^
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
" V5 ~9 T ?# h" u5 a16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 0 ~; V$ j" z. K* Q% _
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
! U1 m2 y* z% _ p9 T18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
" b3 T6 a/ [1 C19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
' g7 }$ N! R+ ^20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
" R- S9 R" M4 G4 C21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
: y* J% {, Q! O22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. . X5 R! x2 Z/ h) A' l+ k
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
4 ?1 @+ n- d: {: [. g& o24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
7 ^1 g! t+ h! W0 \) R0 g25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 0 N+ ?' s1 Z& g6 b$ O' f
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. % J1 e5 d6 G3 a. k8 E9 ?2 n8 k
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? * `% B9 T, u. q
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ' @/ A, i2 V6 P, u8 a$ W: S
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
+ k* F/ D: {( j! D3 D# @30. So... How am I doing'? 6 S- e5 S, N; y0 B
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? . ^9 V) ^$ N' }: C
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
8 u& _# h8 |5 \5 E6 B& W* h6 o7 |3 Q J33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
q z u( s8 n/ n34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
" C9 \; s9 R; B+ t D! ^( M35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 7 [& K q2 Y5 W. l% d& j) c5 i
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? - T7 d. B& A* [ I) g) a" j
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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