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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months..... O. t" X+ _4 c9 w# i' Y7 ]1 P" b$ Z9 T
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
, F9 A4 _! n ^8 g. z2 M2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( ^ [+ c* X t8 C2 s2 ~0 }7 t j
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. . f" T1 W# i) g- j
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
% l/ z$ g# @1 q' M; w) b0 a5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - N( V, O: ~1 o2 s3 q s8 a0 J
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
+ k, W% H+ F1 V7 u0 A+ X7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ) \+ Q0 l6 p! i) ?, Z) x
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 p, n8 H: g, L" Y/ S! _9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? * `8 ?$ C( r( {
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
# \! j, N- x0 z$ ~+ n" ?* ?* z5 [9 q' X11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
1 q' j: s, d) r8 Y; [12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
L4 d/ j# H. Y3 U9 p13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ; E4 B" Y) M! T$ r7 q
14. Can I flirt with you? : \) U2 [) e7 r$ @
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. * U) o/ P1 v+ y& d7 n
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
& t* n' w5 r$ ?$ `' W0 J17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
1 \: Q' Z3 r7 L& c$ i4 |, `18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? * K8 w4 Z# q9 |. |6 p. h6 h$ b
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. & K: H* z V [
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
7 x+ K3 H d! O" d& j& ]! Z$ M$ t21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
$ Q+ A9 T- s8 [# X. a2 h3 V" j22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ) j$ N0 N# K! y0 R/ @. n1 H+ H
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ( B; a" a; T$ y+ Z: e# D! N$ h
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? $ F5 ?% T& w1 y. n2 w5 N
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 5 B5 f; z. ?, c: w. w2 U
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + s$ \8 Z! \3 w" j0 |5 x7 R. Y
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
9 V0 X" W) k. i* Q28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. + ~! n4 [3 g A1 `8 u# j
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
1 Z/ q& h) B) `" |$ U, E. i' I30. So... How am I doing'?
, a3 w% `' q9 O' K; _31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
% p a% R [* J, F+ T' U32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. # p- b1 B8 O: q4 ^$ X1 m& M
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
3 y. [5 l- S8 n) y34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
. D$ y* f) a, W4 ?- F35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
$ q8 g. M+ T; w; f [3 c/ E36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 1 A' F! K( Y2 o5 J8 G
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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