Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

; q! ]9 s0 T) `  ~1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
$ x2 U4 \2 Z+ [1 \4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
! z% W0 R2 K, Z: o) X/ ]6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
" z% b6 n: f* [5 b1 E4 S8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
' k. Y& V) V. [  Q" b9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
) E: r# C1 B# ~' d' @16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
5 v# K4 e( v# P7 r19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  G5 n2 V& ^! K/ L, w7 M. r20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
% o# `1 [; V- Q* J% ?. ?5 u& U21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
  F; @# f& F7 |+ A5 U7 ?22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
* ]* T* Z/ S6 {, Y( D23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
/ t; I* Y4 t# }* m2 |2 e; @26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
( }' I2 U$ M6 k27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
% ~0 r* C$ z3 O( u' X: G* p* Y28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
9 y" r8 ]+ |& I29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3 ?3 c2 `; L- X9 l; |30.        So... How am I doing'?
7 i2 H" _: i9 p31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
# ?6 E1 ?9 I7 o9 N$ G# b6 N32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
7 `! q  f6 S1 `" F- u33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...