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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 7 f0 E2 Q& E1 n+ W
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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* E" U5 a- r/ s3 Y& c: SThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 0 [; N, M( [8 f" v$ D: {- i1 W
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 8 c% b3 g6 s, C/ d7 _3 F& B
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# L9 ~: Q# v: z7 q# sDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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