1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; m+ i) F; l6 _1 | I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.3 {- Q) Z8 `2 L' u
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 2 A M5 Z1 @# R4 `$ ]' A Not is you’re a chicken.7 Y2 t4 k" t% ? H1 a4 l: _
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 3 R( u# `2 C2 T The outside. ( I5 ?* p# c5 G$ }5 P* Y& y; i. Z4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?/ \7 r" w* c; a- d% Q
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5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?6 w. a" T' Y6 ]/ C$ B! R
No idea. / ?# V' e$ r: E* i+ K6.Why you go to bed? 2 z( ], W# N+ J! T Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表8 `. y. Z/ t& U) q# S
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? - B) E, Z7 C8 s1 a0 y6 z3 f
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., ]- [6 v4 ]1 v( s! }% H' i$ c/ P
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?( R3 b- B( |; z
Not if you’re a chicken. 3 i& N- ~0 C, ^, A% F3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 8 [3 @5 s. U) D9 c4 c; v1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " H4 l) [# {) C( u1 h: k7 |0 \ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.; m- {8 T: F+ D
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?( x1 M; L2 S; n( X8 t
Not is you’re a chicken.( h, z* G7 O% H# }6 N7 W5 @
3.Which side of the chi ...