1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : x* E6 P5 ]( Z! }+ y I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.5 e0 t- V+ v" \+ l% g1 J; ?
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 4 T; ~) }# Q- g8 C- s: T Not is you’re a chicken.6 o8 L/ q6 z5 _( {( J( @
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? / g4 l5 m& c5 U+ W; Y L3 c) i The outside. $ I% r) S$ o p2 r( O4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?- |% J$ M/ V. f. N
Fry-day! 2 ^9 t' ^7 y3 J7 V; u5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? , w* @, b, d9 [/ I8 l1 } No idea.0 ~' f& n" S1 P" y3 a
6.Why you go to bed? \% h+ A: f2 j" [- g
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表8 r" ~$ Q4 a+ ] N ^, {
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; |) j+ x( }) }9 I# Q: x
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." @1 Y: x0 A7 |2 C) D, w$ @& B2 E5 ]. w' c
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? # l9 ?; E8 I6 j- ~1 t Not if you’re a chicken.! }7 K6 g Q, \/ G+ }9 f9 n
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 / i+ L7 @( _4 o* G1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / M# I: C5 q8 \
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ; N- t5 h% ]: |0 t$ N8 E/ E2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 2 L3 l5 V$ u4 d3 U5 n Not is you’re a chicken. ; |* _( O2 R2 Z1 u; D- Z3.Which side of the chi ...