1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? l0 r* J1 p/ x: H I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. - \- Q" I3 N: }, S2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 B2 x1 Y* l& O9 x% ?: C
Not is you’re a chicken.& D* `3 A9 U' _* E4 Q( c$ u
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? * \4 D" y+ [2 ] The outside.* N/ E, c' y8 D2 o
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? . r7 p& g1 R' o7 g Fry-day!/ m6 H9 X5 G2 }1 t% j
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?' g4 D' G5 M0 c2 R& O
No idea. ; `: q% M. r$ A( T5 W' L/ O6.Why you go to bed?. ?7 g6 m& w0 [+ p- W* P& A) G) G/ C1 X
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 6 Z: G7 _2 w1 U1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 u6 D2 v( S' D) f. { I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.) k& t6 }5 F$ _$ X5 M
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " F" k: [2 k" k/ b% d0 R1 U3 J Not if you’re a chicken. 9 L: j$ E Y+ ?+ Y* k3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 9 X$ s' r( B2 w$ a. R& B3 O- J5 k1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 x0 G6 K6 q5 x' q* L I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.' z$ \# x2 ?4 E# l* T+ I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? W4 U5 H9 M5 B. q2 _ Not is you’re a chicken. \- { f o) a9 Q6 C9 Q; v, s& c3.Which side of the chi ...