1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & V! c- _$ I# N, r h- p5 J I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. / G& F7 k! i& p; l& L2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ F! I' ~' w6 T1 F8 F1 ]# m
Not is you’re a chicken. L) \, E/ \. o3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" w8 q/ p$ P- F0 t5 w7 w! ?
The outside. 2 y+ l; m) \* m) z4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?# o5 P/ `7 E k7 \
Fry-day!( [0 \! q8 ^$ ]/ |# L1 c) z
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ; {. }" E' D$ Z1 W3 y4 E2 O1 ?5 N No idea.3 `- |3 K4 s& l; R# A6 j
6.Why you go to bed?& @% K% |' P* I# _3 ?# s% U
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表3 m) p. G; ] \' l1 _
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 a1 V; F5 {- H' v! n5 a( R
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( T' P( {" l! q! F$ B& M
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 3 T2 V$ Y* v; L Not if you’re a chicken./ }5 ]7 m$ u% k/ {
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表8 G ]. [/ Q2 m
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : D! u5 C1 x( J I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.1 s( M5 b3 O5 i' B; L/ F$ v$ z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 y3 e) `0 Y) p! c; S0 q. T! U
Not is you’re a chicken. ; t1 Q; E4 v8 l! M. z/ A3 Y! Q! T3.Which side of the chi ...
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