1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % P- S4 V% s" N0 Q( B" t. v
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 5 e7 z% j4 q1 T; c2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 R4 x& H$ e0 b7 W6 B" I3 `; k7 [
Not is you’re a chicken. 0 h+ [. s/ n. Y" h3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?+ S% u6 u+ m: p- J2 l; i8 x
The outside. , `% a( ?; s; p# K$ ~4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 4 S0 b8 Y0 H5 s2 z) G Fry-day! $ e: w+ t9 d0 n5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?6 M8 b1 C& i9 k* ^8 l) ^
No idea.* J: a+ W" B& c/ k. p6 R! \
6.Why you go to bed?4 S3 l. O0 `% M. E7 n$ p
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 6 b1 m1 D+ e; J' e1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 a% x! K1 N9 p$ t2 M9 r$ q7 c* s I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. $ b0 ~8 |; G* N: Y3 _) ?* |2 @2.Is chicken soup good for your health?( x' U0 c8 @! U& L
Not if you’re a chicken.' Z0 N2 q- C) k" y+ U/ c
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表" K1 H! H! O ~' `6 u5 P9 z- l- ^" X
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ R! R& Y3 m+ H) Z I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& c# e- R( B3 M4 U# h9 b( h
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?' w0 E3 W+ S' W# t
Not is you’re a chicken.' M" T$ _" M* W; B, w" N
3.Which side of the chi ...
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