Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* \: x, p  {- z& z4 X) a9 D+ v>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 b/ `% g8 M' b# z; ]>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ r4 N$ Y( }9 n# W>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- \( C( g. \# Z9 @- p  H3 `3 V>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
- G# n" ]) u: N  `; I0 c>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
3 w* }  U+ \/ i  U) r- [2 f>> restaurant.
7 [/ Z% t- A2 ?5 o; L& w' O>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
5 V3 E+ q4 t! K" h. qspaghetti
# x/ s# r1 G2 r' r9 H: H) O>> & meatballs.
; R: V& G* p. q$ S; N>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
$ d; A" U; C0 I, F! u>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
. e5 c; A  g- o6 S7 Y; e6 _) o) [>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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, ~) O: s1 P4 \2 a; a* O! t>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
  d+ l) s! M% e3 q' s8 S) d5 i* C>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
- j; T/ n/ t& S9 s2 A% {- u  N4 X>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
1 V, O( i4 b8 t# F! l. p$ G1 t7 ^>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
# z( `) S  O8 g) d6 [  Q' Ehead
>> again.
>>
! H& j+ a# r! g5 w$ q5 N>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
2 |1 a% Z. |% C>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
% S- |; N% i. a>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
# k+ y* O5 J: P$ ^( Syou've
5 r. w- L; H1 S6 R/ S7 e6 L>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
! D$ k8 D* [, r# T% d# V>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
) d6 B% l5 D* V- d  b>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
, m" @& s& o% O, u/ `>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
0 ]1 i( N+ X4 n% U& x) ~>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
" @9 {$ q& k' q8 f& q$ f& Z>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: B( ?2 @+ S4 X- u! G) P% q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
! i4 h( D5 o& @2 p8 z1 ^>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
, [$ D3 C- [- Jfather,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
( v, ?  w% @  |: l>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
- y# y' U9 j; ~# l6 S" Y6 _>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
5 {" e& D/ D# G0 `$ ]7 Nlooks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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  h( Q- @; K4 _+ ~1 @+ J>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
9 Z! q, t' ^" I>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
) x$ ~1 \8 ^- \5 g5 o>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
# v/ N" e$ s, j% |; l- k7 d>>             No third date.