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>> WHITE WOMEN:
# |. r6 }# `6 G/ A>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.) ?' O1 G- e# Z& L4 y4 H! K7 k
>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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j: H0 [# I! P4 l" c; g>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the ! n$ {: j$ v3 |# d5 V/ j9 F5 P+ S
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>> position.
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7 [- y/ D+ ]; H7 r>> IRISH WOMEN:! s# Q# b. D3 o; `
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ O4 L' j+ c3 t) |6 Q>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.. K9 A% r' ^' G8 }7 B+ v2 B
>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:9 f5 D$ t! l( E
>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive # `" A" z2 y! [" q' y' O
>> restaurant.
: b) C/ C! g" b>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes 0 o1 U4 Q% j- j- E; }) N0 ?
spaghetti
$ i9 j) X5 G; |/ b4 V* i* e7 v3 U>> & meatballs.: f! P0 M; }. \
>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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! f* w% e2 \- v; Y0 y>> a 3-carat ring.
+ A% e) u( P V0 c8 [: y>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.0 o/ ]2 L% j7 d! B- t
>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.- w' @/ U e" m! _7 s. l. V
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>> JEWISH WOMEN:
) q- e7 g. H" \% `+ e>> First Date: You get terrific head.
! Y5 s, Z+ b+ Y>> Second Date: You get even more great head.; z! n `/ I4 e& E5 m
>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get 3 X0 X V" N; v8 @) X' i
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:
5 j0 Q' w5 n! `; {3 X4 z) D>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but : a; l# I$ j0 {/ w+ j9 i
>> nothing happens.3 k. N" v0 ?' }' R) J3 W
>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
1 L% z8 t& {3 l B% O$ z4 a+ A, b>> Nothing happens again.
% D7 z# r* r$ r3 _+ M9 B/ V& U0 Y>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and , d9 D. X# e" F- O
you've
6 q& e8 a N- g, [% }>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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2 x+ E) D V7 K& ^" g>> INDIAN WOMEN:
8 F9 ^! ?2 u4 R- ?% y8 \0 u6 U>> First date: Meet her parents.
( r1 W0 L. l( O0 Q- W>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.6 M. G8 m8 F |$ h4 c
>> Third date: Wedding night.
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4 e- ^! N3 J! _>> BLACK WOMEN:
; ~8 T( c" }. O; J>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. u/ Q. x" Z* `2 Q/ c
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a " L) v' ?0 [# f5 o. L
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>> expensive dinner.
t8 A; S5 V" C% R>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.3 k( y! y7 I4 ]) G9 |
>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
; t" C4 ]7 @: Y8 f- ?" N>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk 6 l) N6 W; }9 x, i
on
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* R+ a8 f! f$ }% s>> Second Date: She's pregnant. `4 N, j% B4 u1 M5 l% e. B5 s& Q! b
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, \1 j7 m1 Y0 Q0 q8 z+ b8 _/ R
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her K: v& W% G( s. I* x$ m, Z
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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: b. C% P3 B2 b$ B. U% w>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans 9 K5 F: h& `: d' F. a9 N
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
/ \# s3 E6 w; l& f) llooks 8 H; O8 C% u& v" ?
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.: i, U0 z/ F% d6 b
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>> ARAB WOMEN: V) Y: e7 t w5 q2 B) N) A
>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
+ C" @* C5 R1 q! x>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- v& X) D9 j; [' A>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.* H( W/ A" L8 F! \) {
>> No third date. |
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