Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
# |. r6 }# `6 G/ A>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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  j: H0 [# I! P4 l" c; g>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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7 [- y/ D+ ]; H7 r>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ O4 L' j+ c3 t) |6 Q>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
: b) C/ C! g" b>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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+ A% e) u( P  V0 c8 [: y>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
) q- e7 g. H" \% `+ e>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
! Y5 s, Z+ b+ Y>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
5 j0 Q' w5 n! `; {3 X4 z) D>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
1 L% z8 t& {3 l  B% O$ z4 a+ A, b>> Nothing happens again.
% D7 z# r* r$ r3 _+ M9 B/ V& U0 Y>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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2 x+ E) D  V7 K& ^" g>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
8 F9 ^! ?2 u4 R- ?% y8 \0 u6 U>>             First date: Meet her parents.
( r1 W0 L. l( O0 Q- W>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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4 e- ^! N3 J! _>>             BLACK WOMEN:
; ~8 T( c" }. O; J>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
  t8 A; S5 V" C% R>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
; t" C4 ]7 @: Y8 f- ?" N>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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* R+ a8 f! f$ }% s>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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: b. C% P3 B2 b$ B. U% w>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
+ C" @* C5 R1 q! x>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- v& X) D9 j; [' A>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.