Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
# A( |) |" U4 A# u' M% L>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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) V' I$ {# {0 }, C8 z& a+ `>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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; M/ l1 r, ]+ [7 [& G( p- D" B>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ @% A6 J) I( v0 @! L( ~# B>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* d$ U1 y+ J9 `- f! _/ {% T. ~>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
4 W) g6 ~& s1 K5 |; j>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
8 i1 B! ]  O2 Q9 G. r, c: o>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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- j; e5 d# w: V" l>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 d* \' ^3 u2 M4 ?>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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$ c" p0 W1 y5 Y. i! }) [' n1 {>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
- I+ T- x, e1 y4 q! b>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 S" Y& m7 F. r) j>> Nothing happens again.
4 {- A( K4 p1 x9 G! _* g3 G8 b" A  [>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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0 S  X1 Q: a& d" f>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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' @! R, k, I) G7 p- H2 C+ z>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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1 D! D5 o0 T$ Y/ f: s>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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7 G3 n  W  y. K& W) I* x9 L& D>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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( ~2 T8 D$ _$ A>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
- M" a0 E) W, S0 x- V& C9 j% `>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 [2 {; b. M1 C: y* {>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* {2 i& m  d4 Y) E  |>>             No third date.