Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
7 @1 I' S) F; O- e" @>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
* f$ z' ~9 A( ^4 |: B  c>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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/ i0 t) Q6 y2 \- M8 T0 p4 p2 f>>             IRISH WOMEN:
( |' u0 K; B, n0 d* Z5 N0 O" w>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  D4 M( r2 z6 _$ j. c>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& @+ {/ q! l# h) N. F6 n>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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/ l0 a9 I* `3 r+ s( ]>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ P1 H& L% m$ Z1 x; d>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
* R6 q9 {* |) E  X# h9 Q" R>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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8 p7 @8 W. F  k3 i- M+ Y* n4 V8 i! E>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
6 t. B  |) \4 a% C9 p) W) O" {>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
/ Y3 i" F0 t2 v5 y>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
4 O  P. a% {* n>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
3 ~, L8 f" M8 T! m4 p# l  A>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
4 t& @8 \3 u4 `>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
& \2 s( l0 c' f& q# @>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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! n1 t+ p  R- e>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 X  M; F3 v4 l) W) Y4 B>>             First date: Meet her parents.
! k/ q3 e4 w( i! q4 o>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
0 O+ p  }1 g) {) Y>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
0 i" f" g) j' K2 y* }. d8 Z/ b>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
4 j& r$ n/ F# n" C) k) ^5 M6 W>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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! U/ d7 H% u: W( x>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
+ ]  u) r) d! j% l) n>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
" E' N  i7 S# f2 D- R>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
6 O# C+ B7 m5 Y9 ~: M8 _* `* C>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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8 x+ ~0 M. O! R0 \; U  H$ N8 r4 L" U>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
  E; D4 @# j/ M( ?/ F>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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" k% t7 r% v6 a+ }>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.