Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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6 I3 _$ c. [. o9 u" {% ^0 R>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
/ n# [5 X6 K# q  r7 B>>             IRISH WOMEN:
5 H7 B7 C) e; V; C>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
9 ]- Y# v: B3 ?, Z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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0 ]+ Z9 V; i& ]3 j2 ^' V>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
. Q5 J& V( V0 i0 z>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
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: n2 |' J4 J8 C* {/ G- C. O>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ o8 x  [. g5 `, J8 U5 l7 a>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
/ Z# K) T/ z4 w, ~>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
% F- S+ \0 I5 [* g( Y>> Nothing happens again.
& `7 E7 O) a; u+ ?8 f; Y: E" r/ \>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
3 d' |* L* [4 p* z- N% h4 c>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
1 N0 g' T5 H/ ~( O( h9 l>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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' A) C) Q+ D! g" H) G% _>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
. ~& |" }# B  z/ l3 c; S8 D>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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; V3 C+ l' G6 [: `; r. E/ b>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
6 C* \* [0 R$ @; {) f/ h+ n6 {>>             ARAB WOMEN:
' M9 B% W' P/ W% U" y% P. _>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
- X0 X3 N( H; t; ?. F( u, F" X, R>>             No third date.