Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 b- c" q3 _. a9 \) r>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% c0 T0 D! L; |4 C: u* X>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  a; i) j1 e( J( r% r! G>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
5 [2 q! c2 L: e6 P& X; E>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
% j! `. ?6 O0 r" l0 h1 B+ J>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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3 t! Z/ x4 P! x9 N" g>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
- h3 d% E' I' P5 o4 h>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
  q) B; e# t" u# ~: @* w/ G>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
% N" j: O2 m- g$ g) g>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
7 d+ Y& X0 V- \$ q>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
3 c( V8 S! q6 I$ a" p2 ?9 g# J>> Nothing happens again.
  O' q( e! P8 r6 X! S5 K>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
, q- L( `* a$ r" h0 C>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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6 r3 n6 J: x- ]  A7 W- ?>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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$ ]0 ?0 Y) E/ U" x- C3 U>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
- e2 l: y) @( W9 f# D  ?) P9 r>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
% I! v8 B% w. X>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
& ]* V' r! t- F* R2 c8 b) U* i>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
7 T/ h5 `, N9 r+ }: o, |; p>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.