Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
3 |1 F! x! h# C>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
2 m; I" i$ ], @>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" X# y+ R8 U: l3 @>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' @  @4 V$ `' |+ e$ ?  {0 q" p3 p>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
2 A% D' [8 E0 D! P% A& Z>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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% S# p- u' J! r: v6 L>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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0 P/ [( a) X- J>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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1 l; @- y3 U. W0 {" g: _, a5 }>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
; Z$ e0 s/ e# l3 T>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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* p5 U9 Q4 {- T+ d; Z& Y>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
7 ]6 |3 _; f8 {$ H8 S>> nothing happens.
0 y, E8 _% ^, d" ]" S. b$ p>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
# L  l2 B9 n1 r! k- Y* k>> Nothing happens again.
8 I) L; ?, c1 v* P+ S3 ~! X>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
6 c1 J; ~) E# S; i5 s7 c>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
% Y; ]6 T0 y2 J+ B! x. Z>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 J6 s0 Y6 T( w6 C7 E  S! }) G>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
, A2 R  _" a# E7 R, M. x>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 T6 d; M5 C3 n& ]  Z+ k>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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0 b' T# a; X6 E! Q4 |>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
% F' ]6 G9 P3 e& a( y, S0 {>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
3 T/ K. a- E; g6 Q8 J! r% k>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.