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>> WHITE WOMEN:( x: }! ]5 N. O; z# [. Y
>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
# A( |) |" U4 A# u' M% L>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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) V' I$ {# {0 }, C8 z& a+ `>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the " e, P" C+ c5 H1 W5 s9 _
missionary
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; M/ l1 r, ]+ [7 [& G( p- D" B>> IRISH WOMEN:0 F4 ] \! z. X) n: a* l
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ @% A6 J) I( v0 @! L( ~# B>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* d$ U1 y+ J9 `- f! _/ {% T. ~>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.+ W" | ?1 i2 ~+ I8 v
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:# f9 I l" Z% ?7 @2 A, `
>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive $ l& ^5 ? P' ?/ }( \' G9 v+ e" x( p
>> restaurant.
4 W) g6 ~& s1 K5 |; j>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
8 i1 B! ] O2 Q9 G. r, c: o>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & 0 ?$ I) m' k! G9 j; W' i
insists on
) [7 z0 E l# ^, p1 X( {5 ]% Q>> a 3-carat ring.5 P5 Q7 s t, Y- }) W
>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.5 J! {1 B& W) D
>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.+ `2 E P3 j( |% o: [7 Z4 @
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- j; e5 d# w: V" l>> JEWISH WOMEN:$ n/ _/ d @' {# C/ D
>> First Date: You get terrific head.
7 d* \' ^3 u2 M4 ?>> Second Date: You get even more great head., G/ J5 V+ R- Z4 ~3 x) v
>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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$ c" p0 W1 y5 Y. i! }) [' n1 {>> CHINESE WOMEN:; |& a# F4 v* H9 v" z: ~! Y
>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but # }% t" ?2 s( F% w( ?; e J9 A2 r
>> nothing happens.
- I+ T- x, e1 y4 q! b>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
9 S" Y& m7 F. r) j>> Nothing happens again.
4 {- A( K4 p1 x9 G! _* g3 G8 b" A [>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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0 S X1 Q: a& d" f>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.7 v" s3 s4 Q0 C7 O! |6 {9 e1 S
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' @! R, k, I) G7 p- H2 C+ z>> INDIAN WOMEN:5 b; k7 ?2 F( m" n
>> First date: Meet her parents./ M. }8 R6 m0 ]! |/ G/ n \
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.) n( f, W3 v% N% n
>> Third date: Wedding night.
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1 D! D5 o0 T$ Y/ f: s>> BLACK WOMEN:& g; s" k' c9 [$ I) e9 o/ w
>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.5 B1 W& Y: R% q3 R1 J- V
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a + N6 ?! I9 ~8 e; M4 h b
real
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>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.7 j" n7 ~1 `& x, h
>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.- _7 k) b/ |# i2 f
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7 G3 n W y. K& W) I* x9 L& D>> MEXICAN WOMEN:; Y! ~3 {" j5 z
>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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+ y) F+ R* M5 i8 o' [( `>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.- ?0 k& Q. `8 h" y' d9 K
>> Second Date: She's pregnant.: _% [6 H3 V' g' i e% a7 W7 l1 u
>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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( ~2 T8 D$ _$ A>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her / ^0 _( W5 `; W* f# }( d( X
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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8 }$ c* W5 y5 l5 c( n' r>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>> ARAB WOMEN:
- M" a0 E) W, S0 x- V& C9 j% `>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, 1 }8 e1 J* v* r1 n9 p
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 [2 {; b. M1 C: y* {>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
* {2 i& m d4 Y) E |>> No third date. |
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