Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( O0 _+ v8 B2 X$ I3 R  i' w>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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" [6 J: C0 r6 R+ y/ L. D! B  P) f>>             IRISH WOMEN:
- f8 \+ ^6 H2 T7 f$ u% P# c5 E>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 |% Y$ ~4 P1 C$ ?, Y% C>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ g# R3 h8 O  l; v4 i( z>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
$ \+ y- C2 V7 x7 n' f7 m>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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" B$ T  S6 W9 U>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
/ B1 ^2 d1 Q$ ~& F& X* Z9 r>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
7 i, j1 w) s8 {) o# D& F>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
' a5 p6 I: r% `, J/ _! r! s$ @9 M>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
# B7 m, J+ Y# W7 {1 W9 I>> Nothing happens again.
6 r+ U1 O' i9 }. [0 F" o>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
0 `" _  W5 ]4 a+ k6 N, }>>             First date: Meet her parents.
6 ^& {' S5 z% e>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
8 H& J! X1 k& E1 x>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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1 f0 a! D- `: y! N7 V) C4 e>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
2 C0 X. @9 j* y/ V+ H& S>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
, D' j: d% ?! }( u$ [>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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! S  Q( j" P( }: |>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
/ q2 f  B7 e1 Q>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
9 f* n; U- t5 R9 S, f$ N>>             No third date.