Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
" m+ c3 e$ K: S6 B7 k>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
, E3 c: g1 I2 p0 F6 ^6 P>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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/ i* s* O5 ^' y4 o" z: |>>             IRISH WOMEN:
5 Z" J0 {; q% G( o& @2 p7 s; ^/ p# ]>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 H1 t( a, P# v# N7 d>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! K3 Y& a( S% n+ T>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
: F' `; t2 C& a: E/ q2 J3 h; t>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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2 g# W) V# h5 I1 Y5 H; y>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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5 L# `8 `7 @2 A8 B; w>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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+ p$ Y4 M( i; J/ z>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
- X8 |: ~% O% G0 z: Y>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
7 d- F! S: M! q* K>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
- H/ Y+ u3 r& S- W9 |>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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3 j2 U) [3 X# r+ D, Y2 Y" h- j/ M>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
3 o6 l; G$ O( G9 ]7 |  \+ @>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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, i9 B9 |& w' d' l  L2 u7 T  J>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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5 ~2 g8 b5 C2 @# c( t* v% q>>             BLACK WOMEN:
  X! y% c) d0 a9 r% G>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 k  Y! F4 O2 J! S, t>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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1 G) @3 Z: O% W! P>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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, ~, z3 X! B# u8 ^' e* V( ?>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
* f- ?! |9 x, z# d4 Y>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
+ h, N6 J, H& ~>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.