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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."% B) ]) h2 n; u% k: [0 `3 d7 }
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.5 c6 N5 D/ X- W) q/ h
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."3 }$ N; i/ Y: \' m0 T
' p( v$ S. x% q3 e. u1 d; \The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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5 i9 W6 y; Q, B% R1 Z3 G( K! p+ jThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition., c1 D( o- f6 ?% Q8 V
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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" l$ ^9 W2 ^/ |7 @ p |9 rThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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6 G& n/ s& g# n0 t7 F1 X2 CThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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