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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!! ]! { U- V0 Q1 @: U% i$ v
' p% r; _$ [0 ]5 g9 _% xAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."2 ~7 R2 Y) b1 P( b9 q
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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8 D, [( Z+ |, Y7 `The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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5 K3 B+ Z3 I1 l; a' I4 |The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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) n" G4 i! k- t- u# ?The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.- K9 X; y2 ], M; T
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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