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Spring is officially coming today!2 |) T4 Y$ W( H/ f, r$ Q" R
( Y6 X1 r/ p% [The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!3 f7 I4 k0 o* P: ]- W" t. W) ?" C
8 W" [ J9 G" wAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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9 t& _; \/ h' ^- q3 Y4 g4 r. t. vSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.1 l ^; f' P, d4 O8 r1 B/ x
1 z' ]6 ^# X; C7 N1 EThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
) h. G1 @+ g; CEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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