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Spring is officially coming today!
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- X" F9 y# ]. P) i9 KThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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; l9 f4 s6 a$ m) e; L0 ISo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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d1 {) k ~8 y/ N- k, {The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."3 P1 z+ O; d# I s. Y* F
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.1 _, t& S5 l' F$ g6 j- q
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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5 s+ H* T% p9 s7 a1 kThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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