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Spring is officially coming today!; K1 E# h2 E; l+ c4 X A7 `1 U
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!" Z( ~; T2 G( r/ \7 D
: R& n; w* S$ FAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.* S6 ]# i) u/ |* Q, Z. y( V4 f* \
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
7 H) [+ ?, i3 c7 a) l9 ~1 G, ~0 [% GEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. _+ t8 B8 ?1 t2 [: t' w2 ^) j
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."9 E0 I4 \) h; Y
9 R4 v8 } R- |( wThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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