女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

- t( k: ^9 a7 X4 Y* x, q1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
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4. We need = I want..
7 R$ u; w( [& V7 W$ x+ H* j8 A2 a5 I am sorry = you'll be sorry
9 }$ y- g" N1 Q- F6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
4 A5 v: r" E) e: g  H8 b9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
' Q* u+ E6 J" j( C5 Y8 T10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
, G1 B; w  E/ D0 g+ G8 V年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
7 l" |0 a# D; {  Q/ A3 J年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

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一口不，还是有戏。

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表
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一口不，还是有戏。

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可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。