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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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0 e1 y, a( Y; U4 r- ?/ F5 j8 rhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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% @* z- c6 e4 z; DA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
/ W5 w7 ?8 p1 S, JThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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0 g0 I8 `8 J' L& P& `He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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; t! M, g. l: C. O3 _+ zThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. , u# Y% i& r' c4 _0 h
: }$ ?3 {% K, r: Y, gThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. + V& ?2 `; W7 M8 r, l# e7 Q$ {& W
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
# j ^3 ^7 \/ @6 wLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ( e: F! U- ~3 S! Y* s2 }
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ) ]+ u; E; L' |1 F; V3 l2 {8 Z j, O
1 b' k; B5 j n- u"But it's not for me to question his story. + T- m6 r" A; z2 P1 X
0 W# x% X" e, n; O" e5 X: Q"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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7 Q) o2 G$ T; x8 k3 O, aShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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4 |7 u! }& e7 G# s( u0 |" x4 O* |Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ! z) c# S; b8 V6 D0 @1 l' G
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 4 T; v8 t4 s3 F
5 T8 e5 ?9 S. l% q- x6 jHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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* g2 P* f9 F0 ?4 U. a `"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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