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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece7 ~9 z4 _. O5 `
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
/ I0 X/ d7 L3 j* Z$ t* ?( j" d! vThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. s7 m9 y( f, c7 |! y
7 x3 m: d& u% m/ ~& J$ G( xHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. , H( @, @/ t) l7 Q; `- \
* Z% Z* N1 v# eThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' q1 z$ I) l% r1 Z8 [2 R5 b( Y
! b- B+ G/ I- b' \; [( \Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
! @% D5 o$ W; ?* |+ j' ^9 dLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ( H" g8 B& x# C& v: t: `, W
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. , ?; a* B- E" R
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ( {/ b+ E- }& V$ C* [( M
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 5 h; ]" t) ?3 S) P, z, n3 d* S* c
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. - }: L' [* C! N
/ q$ I1 l! u3 B( {# FMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. : o. G6 Z' Z& V* E0 I3 A
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& K$ x; A' L$ y: D, G8 Q"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." & o. Q- F0 g2 N6 T
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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( H2 B( _2 h) W3 Y3 a4 z6 yA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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1 @* J+ _! ~7 M- b"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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