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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。# e% Y0 E; D% x% H7 ?
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece, L" w. F) e2 e0 k, |
0 n. D1 j0 t1 G6 C% I) BA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
. {6 x! d V Z5 [, F4 GThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 4 [( e2 S6 m' s
! s) E+ D. ?# ZHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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- Y, [' B% E( W7 w' c8 l; BThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ; k p3 }" n% _4 ?) A
' Y1 I8 f/ m- x- Z. [, B- AThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. , d/ C' `6 y# A
+ v5 w7 R+ J$ iOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
0 [" B% v& q2 X+ K e! xLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. * N/ O" e! F( ?! \; q
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. , V; O: D. A" [( C* A1 _ L3 U
2 j' H$ Y6 ?$ X/ q" ]; n"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 1 L; Q" {2 Q8 U, b* W: _
0 G8 [8 B# O- [/ bShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. % ^' J, t# V9 t: q
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. " D" X7 e5 F( n+ @+ _
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." . y8 K1 {' ^/ A1 Y
+ S Z: m; P/ K# U5 u+ VHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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+ G5 D" Z; `' L Y k7 vA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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; l; _' @9 E. `- W! `* y( y"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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