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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。# x7 s+ n' }9 T% P: U
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2 [- q5 P, H- m/ w" e nA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. & B! O4 Q7 n% \. p$ d8 [. v/ H8 ^
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ; `6 f K5 H+ N( m' n3 f- D
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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9 f/ i; ?: m1 @8 b1 wOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. % e3 [. |( g5 g5 Y! K
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. & ]: f% L0 {" T R* H3 \5 j& |9 ]) w
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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% q! g1 v e$ R9 Q"But it's not for me to question his story.
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5 l8 p3 V6 ?0 z$ d- {0 G"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." - Q3 g- f1 s, k8 i; R9 Z/ d
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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9 O" }- @, Y* ?* a' v7 C7 `5 NMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ' B# E9 C3 g O5 _' i
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' Z1 ]$ ], R$ i3 Y4 ]. t t"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." . I) Y6 @* Y. A3 R( r
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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