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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew9 Y* N) l- T$ b. Y2 g
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
/ p$ r' @# P. |. Ydecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
/ A; c# w, G5 v* a- ybrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked% Z8 J& K9 @0 p) {
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,8 Q8 c) b" v. G; I5 ~
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
+ w& n2 v w8 \1 mexcept... ahhh... never mind."8 C, ^- x) }) \7 c
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"Except what?" the man asked.' k& d/ H2 _" ^$ X# J9 ~+ h" h
"Nothing, nothing."! I k' _5 y6 W" G5 U D! F) I& n4 N
"C'mon, tell me!"" t7 e" k* ?6 v4 d# U. L4 ?
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
9 {: {% \: p b& \" K "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied." I: o. t3 ~9 R# \$ f$ M. ]
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."7 d; z6 \; U2 o) ]/ a0 Y. O
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, % C4 \5 p( D& V5 G& p: ~: S1 i
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
6 f0 j5 e4 d. c7 {+ T! Eordinary-looking black dildo.2 W. `! m% F! m
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old( D* J# V [& T+ T; n- p, [
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."; H6 W [, |7 b' k0 X, J
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started; t. i% ^9 B! K! I9 I7 I ^
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack ' o7 Z+ w' Y' {& N' c
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,/ p) K {4 L4 G" P; H; x" J
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to# a' q, R8 @6 b' ]$ G% [8 r x
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it, m) d2 G } r8 K C9 l
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took6 `% H' _0 }+ t! o1 y: t8 n
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all # ?' y5 L3 q3 q- ^6 V
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip% @1 [5 I( ]% } u
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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7 M! @, |1 F4 k4 M After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
% x. i% ]' h' p% K0 Tthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she; Q2 F' L* }0 B: g. W, N
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,; W1 o( T; C }* d# K* A2 u1 }0 c
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
% R: \; _4 w; P3 d; fgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 4 J6 _5 b. w4 {! w {, t
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her+ d5 ]! \& I" u- U1 ]: e* R2 s/ b
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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+ K( A3 i- A" ~' t. ]- b She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried* d! @# P' h+ a$ A6 e
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick3 A7 e/ q' [/ q( V- g
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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) K' e. I4 Z2 |" _. s3 M. Z Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive3 P" w/ _6 M) c, X7 X) e
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming. [/ l+ c0 Z! \! j3 I6 x1 K
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next7 @/ `, ~' q5 u: [
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights& ?' ]+ A: H) {( X
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how# t' Z7 X: l, q6 B9 T
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
) W, `. w' b" Q7 J8 thadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.( r: Y2 l" ~ y* v* |
/ ]6 I+ \* _! b x, H4 W The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right6 z. m0 E; o; |& p3 @9 q
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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