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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
. U" M- r0 ^3 B3 T7 v. zhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he3 P2 g6 }5 P1 A
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
8 M# |1 Q# h% ^, ~+ \) \/ {7 D* b5 ]browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked! F: U4 e; O( m6 `% u* K+ J$ c- d- c
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
8 W ~" g3 ]+ b3 R4 YI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
$ _ d0 w) T; zexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
: R0 ~+ V3 o) C# V "Nothing, nothing."
M3 {9 L9 P6 K( e "C'mon, tell me!"
/ N B v& [* r& C7 b' i "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
q" w- [6 ]+ ^+ ~5 b$ z "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.3 X0 y z6 Y3 }% X9 f; @
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."+ Y! f/ G9 K- _* _: K8 _% A0 t# Y
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
4 g+ ~% _% L' A) q. m3 pcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
) P$ J+ @* I) R! V8 g. }ordinary-looking black dildo.
% S- _* ~* Y# s% | The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"4 U& m2 {7 n" c( e4 [5 `( i" D$ P
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
8 p ]: h- J* t( Zman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
0 G: b7 T8 F( s* |) b VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
. }- K$ [, t2 m( ?. k1 O5 B" dscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 9 H0 c4 H- Z( Q I
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
3 z& {/ A" M$ V; @ l"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
' B( f ]5 w& M" ?) p# Nthe box and lay there, quiet once again.) @" m" G! ^& g4 c/ |0 {
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it0 Q5 B5 T: P$ A/ M) d$ m3 j+ l5 O
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took( W+ a( s: ^! B. R, d
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
H* B! f* g3 k( X! a! tshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
" Y9 o) e9 _6 p# v( J9 _& `' C ^satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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3 d" l2 ^) p( u/ X) |8 r* W After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
- D' D/ q" o8 u5 D. u( b8 Ithought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
" j: @/ p+ d5 r0 Tremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
; U$ V, \7 y4 M3 S& W$ B"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
" [/ _8 w* Y" y- m( sgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
7 i8 r8 m/ A. P" B9 {decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her- _) `$ k$ G1 _& z: F: o0 x$ V
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!9 T' g: K4 L' Z4 t% T* X
1 [: }! r/ K+ ]5 ^" G. M She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
! r1 S3 p" _% c' E* I, J7 s, Cto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
% y4 f( ~5 Q. q+ v9 }: hjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.4 m/ b) h! \ h0 M$ o6 }/ |* Y: M7 o
3 E; M1 n8 x0 g Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive) P: G# h" O, \+ @4 Y
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
; k0 x! m5 A. Y, S/ Ttraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
; o4 q6 [4 E1 ~% bthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
2 L5 a$ a$ X* a& q+ Lflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
% D* l, M! R- p6 g- F- ?7 kmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she1 ?4 ]8 \6 ]' C; P6 n) h* g
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.+ R6 {6 A* `0 r% ~( h
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
1 [1 Y- C; F _# v- W8 Dlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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