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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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* R' T) i7 `% @' Y1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
" I* w! z: U( q! o5 s1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
" q% P) i6 [6 Z6 c9 z9 g( \9 J$ Edown.
4 h" h, R$ T! k7 p5 A8 |, y( pWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about " @- S( l+ d) K
you
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1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？* c# ~! o( Y5 b3 ?
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.! l* [6 l: a" b, Z& Y
Let it be.
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- r g T8 u% @9 Q3 f* c- T7 j1 @ q* N1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
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* P1 [7 P3 d& _; d1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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6 A- C# M& P% r! @+ F1. Crying is blackmail.
% `( `/ O! ~. h: L1，哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.
- B* l( N% \) i2 VLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
# z- {. W4 b, e8 h% xStrong hints do not work!0 T8 W8 Z. i; ?/ O+ N
Obvious hints do not work!' q: I( D. ]* a
Just say it!$ ~1 m6 N$ U. V; V1 u% F/ C
1，你想要什么就说
" R3 E+ ^. C H& [1 i1 I我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every 1 u" B( F% @+ b& c% F
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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" s! W* m: e; E; }1 I/ T1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
. s Q& p9 c0 [; i1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。; k+ |! F+ J! L; d0 g
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
+ n/ @( n. M$ t9 m8 j, n1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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' g: v7 Y! j2 |5 @1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
. J) t+ {& F/ `In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
/ A: J! W7 k L! x r& o9 s我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们2 f% m s) G+ V, p) i. ?$ a$ Z: g
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
: {! @. P! C E# ?1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways8 E O( U: B4 O8 B; `& D
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one., E" A. p( c, Y, n3 ]. I3 q c
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）/ Z& `) `, A! w1 h; [
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it6 @ J+ R9 O. m7 i- x( G
done. Not both.
; @: ]8 r& x g. u5 G. NIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.% r/ T/ J. `! q! G, E0 [8 g
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during/ T! ~+ D0 ?) x9 w2 v1 f$ J
commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.. b/ d8 k3 X! Z1 @4 W' U' z
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
8 C5 l0 Y2 U2 zWe have no idea what mauve is.8 v5 B; z$ H1 g" O
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.8 \" A! X# P# I, K
1 Z" O) Q O) j0 t' T* q1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
; _2 ^: w% h3 N+ B6 G9 h0 _. Inothing's wrong.3 @3 B( |. d) \3 ^ \' R
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.2 r" {3 f* n( i$ C# M. I
7 X9 L! g* k% p2 m1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer& U+ W( }+ _5 F7 w( x
you don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is% {* F" j% V9 X. y0 D w2 d Z
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, ~0 s0 [$ W& c5 q1 `- I1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
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/ r* F& C3 g4 Z1. You have enough clothes.
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& `4 `. J7 e0 `* @0 [) `: h6 T& H1. You have too many shoes.* Y3 z: a& t4 J5 J% l G
. F. `& z/ a8 t9 _+ ~9 e6 _1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;8 t4 O: G4 ~2 j: }* d" p- m
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
8 ^8 j7 X" ~6 Q/ N: cPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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