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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
* t# n2 i* l/ g* k( |: P white: how control?
8 k8 }- c* x! Z; y% T0 y* {( ~' q hackers: white with a Trojan
5 {" F3 h- ~( W- {: ^0 H:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
2 y. I4 }5 S* ]2 O5 x# D hackers: Open your Task Manager ! ?( q6 N5 @% }) C
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
: G) s1 ]$ R* }; x$ d! E" c0 ~ hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 6 H) t) P2 E: X$ Z$ O) Q/ b" l
white: \; 5 ]3 k/ q. h0 i. b8 b$ }
Hacker: I have control of your computer - x9 O6 m9 E( D0 h) W& ^' `! h2 j
white: Oh
6 [: C3 J8 `0 f* H8 l2 K hackers: a funk? ! Hey
2 G$ T& L! U  q8 J2 B: K white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord   P3 V% {* a: S$ \+ w
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
( s, B  h: s& m casual hackers: You can install a firewall 8 D  ]% a9 r' F' A2 I$ B
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 2 i* C  F% f1 ]3 X% ?) F; |
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah 1 A/ u3 E7 Q' ^8 [  a3 k. k2 }

) j+ W4 [5 r( \. U1 i( o7 ~/ g small White: I heard that you will create a \! " B/ K+ d3 L# l6 I
hackers: ah * y. a3 D7 x1 q: @: o/ \0 Y
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
- ?) `; i: ~# h. v( Z8 R' R hackers: General is the : v6 r# n6 }3 q5 x$ n2 ~
white: you can black out those sites? . E# |" B& Y' ?
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
; w5 z& q6 ~. J' ^5 j+ ?) @ white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 6 _. n% [" j, S9 q7 G) `; ?
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# B# J+ _/ _$ W& T& ] white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
6 }- g5 u$ U, b/ i9 t: k' _! q hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the 1 J8 ~6 K$ g. @* ~: K0 C
white: is not it, this is Brand ) l3 C( |, i3 Z1 L- w
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
3 P  A$ O, d# c+ T  j9 r: G white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! % N1 C3 n5 B" K4 V" U$ _
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? 4 p) T: T) D- v2 A% l; [
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me * {" m0 v$ Q/ V& z. B! Q* R
white: I want to Please help a busy 0 J' K) m6 i  u# \3 q
hacker: What?
; c6 @1 Z7 |+ s4 Y( w( g white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
9 D: N9 v) r4 r' o! N, h7 q; h hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 1 Q; t; A/ L7 Q& ?5 M& _
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . . u. [0 G" ~% A2 w3 I4 c
hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! # A8 W8 J8 ?% H0 \, ^; L8 c* Z8 q* E
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why ) D! l6 f, n; {+ ^: A9 C% r/ s
Hacker: I'm looking for something
, C6 q0 s* I1 P* w# u+ S$ C; ? white: what I find here?
% v9 b  z9 F1 b3 V6 J/ Q# y7 @ hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights ) E, b7 Q& G/ N7 p9 y9 a

! }& B+ f) t7 y9 D most hackers : I come! ! 3 q3 \( x! O8 u8 M$ F
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. g2 j& H' b: w; B, y, D" U hacker: how not to speak?
( k3 v+ B- |) l/ E  X; F" E white: a bad mood
, t5 p5 [( ?+ ?/ K4 o7 } hackers: Who bullied you? + q+ a5 ^- q# a: }
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
. Y$ z# k! s0 B9 [) g; M& [  u, G Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
0 q+ u. }+ v, d* ]2 N* S7 f7 N white: do not get back
4 S( E9 }" C$ Q3 {) p+ ~% @ hackers: No, tell me what number?
7 D* W! S3 m( L2 @0 D  @. I white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 5 C+ o+ [9 N. z" R+ j% y  N

# M- @5 L* {5 E2 _3 H1 Y) Y white: you gave me out! ! ! !
; ?7 R5 }# P/ h1 L3 Y& A hacker: how wrong? !   k2 @1 F4 h: v0 m, \2 u9 \  d/ }( |
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
. X7 z6 R! \6 V! J% L hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the / ^7 J2 n  {4 C. n; t& l
white: it does not work! ! ! ( n1 Z# ^: Q# ~8 ]
hacker: how should you like?   {7 N8 t. R2 D( S" R$ m0 q
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! * ~( E# o5 x7 Q  B0 }4 G
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
+ _/ P% [% o  H white: what " O2 h  E4 q  @$ ~
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top 5 l- l/ \: j, R$ r% D7 w* N: G
white: This very common ah , k  t# r2 J* T1 Y! Z1 E+ F
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent   T/ T4 v6 U% Q
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! ) P2 X- |$ g4 U% @* G& y9 ~- J0 o
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. & M+ p7 w& A$ Q" z( D  c
white: this is also fun? ! & G* c& q1 V# ~$ r+ ]" L
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
/ d& ^* Q. I, ]  H; j white: you are pro? ; R# a0 @8 z7 I8 _) D
hackers: You can say it. 4 ^8 w1 s) }4 Q: F+ Y9 O# G
white: to what extent high? 3 f( D; g8 _$ r- r
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
% }! J1 }$ ?! R' V white black: Ah, this I will!   l+ }+ f% E! z. p. s1 |
hacker :#?%! You can? !
! A! @+ ^2 p* j" w& O white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
2 W* e* d8 X/ _& `& L hackers: Go!
( h( L8 p3 ~2 J$ ]% k/ ` white: Ask your question ) k) a* I4 k- Y1 h$ J$ ]
hacker: says
. v) i2 k/ I5 J( k+ n+ [5 x# Q white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? " k% D( p7 J" E6 T% d
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 2 d% {+ E! u' ?
white: no networking is also OK? 3 g4 P' v+ U9 p: k7 Q
hackers:. . . . . . .
# k$ G2 b: R% E) \2 t: y4 Y1 T white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
, O1 O9 w( h3 E hackers:. . . . . . . .
1 h) Q! s. S3 h) Q white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! & Z9 f8 M# v; H1 Y* N2 ?
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
1 y: I* v1 \2 Q4 v1 W' i3 n6 O; h# S% ~ white wash: my computer is broken
8 l# b& b+ i! X. ^6 E' d4 {+ Z8 k hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem ; _7 K# ~3 v4 v( r
white: that is, you bully me 2 K4 ]: }$ c6 [$ D) E
hackers: No ah
3 ]6 C. T: A2 t- X white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
* v. H" ^2 P7 h) ~( s hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ # |' k/ |: J- h/ S' ^
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
; n/ b! T0 E7 G Hackers: should be able to
) x  {* ?1 P2 s" y& K' v# G' c white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
7 [; Y* D" g4 Z) ]$ z hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know $ D' N. f& l5 e  L% X# y1 f8 G
white: of course, \! : K% g2 _0 a6 O: Y1 E# J! m
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! : ^/ |) Z6 I7 K7 Z
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
" x% z+ v3 x1 Z( _ hackers: If the problem is not your idiot 4 q4 ^2 P: M# ]0 [; D0 f
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? , o- S0 r, Q1 R5 T5 ^
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
$ n4 D! @" D/ P# Z5 F. D6 N white: that problem, you can solve it ; c3 u  O" P. v( l8 d
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
0 p$ V! o5 D+ s. }$ \2 l: W! x white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 9 u- F! U7 m) }! m  r3 e5 J7 D
a hacker:. . . . I excused
* l8 C: ?( F; X$ E  b white: we see meet you?
  l6 u' F7 o; I. n' m. q5 ^4 y0 X hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see # T$ {- U7 y8 H8 T$ h
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to + m7 O" J  V! I5 B5 O- l  l$ y$ a
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
- d" f' u+ N5 ?- [. C white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights & W  e8 f8 e$ Z
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! ; {3 E+ @. W) c( S; X
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ . `" X+ \# i9 F' l7 M: N
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
) h+ f7 E8 @; D1 f0 ^: P" Q, R hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
( L# e: P: G* H white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit 4 C7 J2 X, I- \5 s: [) \; x4 d
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way , c, Z& ]/ h7 A- g9 i! H( A
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ ! {% G6 C5 ~5 [
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
6 h  y" u5 Q0 _% C$ r3 y% ]# L7 f white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
4 X6 {: R( s1 B7 q2 }7 N1 j3 Q% T white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? 0 w( n0 G7 C! E7 F8 v; t
hackers: No wonder, only used 3 u: ]+ V( L5 D$ M! y, O
white: no you're curious about the place? " Z2 l6 h1 b8 E7 T8 j3 C
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer 2 e0 K, D; A* |) D; O
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad # j* Q+ b* n9 z4 \
white: This is not fair! !
% N3 }6 _; G4 y: S, Y hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 0 I3 t0 X" ?4 S2 m( [
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
. W0 O! m% m, F hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! $ b4 H, j" @0 F) P$ v9 f# A" m
Hacker: I'm white
$ {' k3 I( y" G us again: This is probably the last time we met the ' X# \' R8 k2 t2 H5 O4 @* R% Z
Hacker: Oh? What happened? 9 k! D) y7 L$ S1 Y; y$ P0 x
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
, B4 Q. U* W) Y8 `+ {: l$ C4 ` hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
1 N/ @% j+ X! }4 ~4 q0 p! h" N white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
, a: h3 t" m( J- v) |9 W hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 6 z- \# J$ @$ [  \+ \- m
hackers: so late, and how not offline? 7 c5 l/ o, P: U0 _$ G
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power & l  c. p0 a+ Q5 `3 c+ N
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? . p, o) A" j+ y5 |( z" S: p
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
! r( o" H) E) H$ l8 \2 ]6 m hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
; w9 R$ l3 p6 L6 v9 ^ white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it ! g0 U; c0 c8 q' [1 G
white: You are not really powerful
# a# r, K. l5 q+ ` hackers: so-so friends + B# K/ d9 T/ ^. p2 a: [: e
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
/ }- p. o* h% i0 D8 p/ L4 y& `& v hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 9 s4 Q4 u& H5 e3 R7 v1 U$ @+ x0 C
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
5 R( R/ H" B1 P) P$ m) p white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . 9 {! ]. L3 c" s& v5 C
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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