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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 2 W/ D0 N! S! \, B' E
white: how control?
7 v7 _$ O' `* I8 C/ y5 R hackers: white with a Trojan
1 r4 P& x: u) o2 [0 Y. r2 |:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
- Y5 R  L+ R5 b9 H5 i8 ?$ K/ U$ b hackers: Open your Task Manager
0 w1 r0 \4 t2 X& @5 _ white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? + V, g" Y+ T$ m! s- f
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! ! H( D' ]" A& x% X
white: \; ; r7 P5 q- W- w+ }- J
Hacker: I have control of your computer
7 \0 |1 ]/ c% _/ k. y: f- T white: Oh
& d- B9 U6 z" g% u. }$ |, N, S hackers: a funk? ! Hey / d. }% p" c' {' `0 l& u
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
: P- r1 a2 u& C2 _% q* K machine hackers:. . . . . .
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" T4 Z, T) a' Y# I3 d( ^% C- F! f white: how do you always in my computer and out of $ s+ e4 f9 |" ?/ c. k
casual hackers: You can install a firewall . D; W, J; {( L4 d. F; f) c7 s
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 3 c& \  [1 n9 `6 ^4 Z9 {
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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/ {, o. H, I7 w% [) h0 h small White: I heard that you will create a \! . ]7 |6 V: I  V6 _/ Z( ]
hackers: ah
. k. y/ Z% |. [; u& G, Z white: you can control someone else's computer? !
) ?' t. ^. r; Z2 Z; L4 r8 Q% \$ I hackers: General is the
2 }2 q, ~! ^' F- ~ white: you can black out those sites? % L; J7 O! h+ I. ~$ T
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
/ o; y! u& a! W0 Q& f% { white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? % [- l. L2 k. w, C: z  X/ l( l
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the 4 l+ @( w$ O( R9 G6 F
white: is not it, this is Brand
* _5 k. p, j# [8 G' b5 N! z Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
. M$ Z+ T& v; S0 W white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye : q% I) @4 G( F2 @2 e7 b
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! 7 j( x! u( `6 _. V
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? , }5 r5 h6 m. H
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 8 g* h) K/ H' n+ B1 v
white: I want to Please help a busy
/ Q5 l, M7 T, O hacker: What? 3 A( B  z! ]# n2 U. N* E( @
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
& ?# d! l" T0 }% z hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
( x3 V2 h& R# N% O: b0 m white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
1 o' z& Y2 L0 X% I' Y  Y' Q hackers: die! ! 4 r( p0 `5 y) Q& Y( z5 [

& @# z& Y: Y8 T hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! ' t" W& B6 s6 e; n
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why + d( G( e6 _8 f! ^! o$ U
Hacker: I'm looking for something ; J. u+ y& m9 J- O* q  {
white: what I find here?
/ f3 ]* e- y/ V hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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% @: h' J( l, x/ ^% K1 g3 z3 c most hackers : I come! ! ( e6 ~+ H7 x; O
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hacker: how not to speak? 4 c9 m- l  f3 ~
white: a bad mood , A, X1 Q  F  w% S4 {5 u/ d
hackers: Who bullied you?
1 e6 R2 b! Q! P) M# B& }# p white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
% r) V& M( q2 u( M) \+ Y, ^ Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you ; w! ~: _( x$ R: A  ]$ O
white: do not get back % y7 C% g5 X; n8 F8 m/ e
hackers: No, tell me what number?
6 ]9 T1 K; n; @5 S' c. P' M& x white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! ! , s/ F" x% Q$ j& |! ~' z
hacker: how wrong? ! & d% r3 _: d8 O
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
2 L7 F1 w. E7 I5 q hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
7 i. x1 b) V9 _; u( T white: it does not work! ! !   ]" s8 v5 j2 j2 [
hacker: how should you like?
0 p5 X7 ]; Z. t+ U- } white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! ! A; m; t$ b, L  Z, F1 x
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
" n$ L: ]  Z; w/ L. Z% z# e9 G6 j1 O. Y white: what
2 v. o; ^6 a: \' T5 u3 ~4 O hackers: I go to the forums posted the top 5 I$ Y" y; E4 a/ D
white: This very common ah
$ a7 i2 ]) k" e' t$ Y8 U Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent ) r6 x- A# s7 \9 E+ E( N
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
# D4 H- C! y  V) r6 Z Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
* L9 l. ?7 z8 @# B9 S$ s white: this is also fun? !
3 E- Z9 k) ?, l1 @& o6 r Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
/ q# d8 F. D. r& r! s5 P) q6 D white: you are pro? / }0 l$ j5 d4 W& v
hackers: You can say it. " b) m/ c; s$ U6 H" h
white: to what extent high?
) o! o6 e5 o/ O6 x( y hackers: ah, I am bored when their own 5 M; ~1 A8 J$ y
white black: Ah, this I will!
& J0 j6 b+ D5 I. W7 Q4 ^  } hacker :#?%! You can? !
( r1 `: g+ w& ]/ W4 \% Z white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . 7 j. f4 Q) H0 j9 ^  M8 W% K* u
hackers: Go!
0 N# I8 i; Y- L0 z white: Ask your question " V$ u- }) d" O- o; B/ T
hacker: says 5 ]2 Z2 ^' d7 h% ?( T; Y# e
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
: d7 N( g2 j& z- V Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
; H9 k0 {6 P5 D3 g, D$ r& G white: no networking is also OK? . C1 {1 C) [0 _- l
hackers:. . . . . . .
' J, ^" G9 J, q! X) ~5 u2 O6 [/ P( T& B white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
' c8 P6 X/ Q4 V hackers:. . . . . . . .
0 J, j! ~0 U  n- V6 H white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
% d7 q1 y+ v/ s3 j8 a2 i% y0 D* J6 ^7 `% X# Z hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep 2 N$ |* h; M% u" Y! M1 K: L9 h2 C
white wash: my computer is broken
9 W! c; J. }: [& y hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem - s- W' n1 a& i1 o
white: that is, you bully me ) F4 b: Y. U9 z3 [$ J
hackers: No ah 0 n; L$ [- ?' P% v7 J0 W
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! : w+ V" W# r* h  z1 W7 Z
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ 5 v- s9 D" t, U* ]: j) \( x
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
) p/ c# k- P( a3 d- s1 ]: y+ Q Hackers: should be able to
& g- g6 B& T9 s white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
: V% y% D6 l8 w6 ~! q" W2 A hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know ; G$ v8 r& n! [* K
white: of course, \!
- y* h! ^# m, K# h% { hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! ( A' U7 `( @! N0 {) i
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? # Q/ s/ G% D; {& P# \' o
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
8 ~3 \3 F# D' h* p9 Z white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
" u* {: d3 y( l  U7 } hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes ! q0 E- c% q  Y3 V  w
white: that problem, you can solve it ! W. D; h( F) @; F! f- ]) Q
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
* Z2 G+ N7 H; ~3 ^/ a" i- } white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
& I' g# i+ ^. R" b: D% Q a hacker:. . . . I excused
0 N; |, h# K$ O0 v% z, e! o white: we see meet you? 3 j4 Q% y; M; Q1 s
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see , F5 l! ~1 E3 i6 h, }! _4 I
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
- v' p& _& Z* [) Z5 P8 Q- x Hacker: Oh, what you think? 9 m9 h6 L0 z4 g" s) h& z
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 2 e! @" \5 Q1 t. `# e, d3 ~
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
6 A/ V  [( e+ W& b. e' [ hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ % `5 ?* P4 ]  k
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 7 F! D5 E2 U; S" B6 @) P; E9 U
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 4 s# g! b7 L& ~, a: J4 ?, c
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
+ @( W6 c! a/ Y hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
" F- g) R+ L3 l$ l% _ white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
+ ^$ o- w  K+ \ hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 3 c' \4 e  b# n1 u3 G7 g
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
4 E# _; H% ~" U, [$ y white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
, |9 m- e* l7 }( t. I: m hackers: No wonder, only used
% c5 a7 ^4 {9 ^8 L3 v" z4 d5 y- H0 r white: no you're curious about the place?   J6 U: k6 J4 j8 x. {; C2 K
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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: Y4 C& X( `4 b: i, x  f, L3 X white: I would like to control your computer : R& f( W1 B% z/ {) V
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
( J6 L, Q" l7 S) B: S$ Q; u4 l- @ white: This is not fair! !
9 i. [+ J* H, ]. @- c hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the   Y8 U2 q7 [) L/ O; \& V  a
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
3 r* T$ E. S' d  a" }- v9 i hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 0 J0 K1 i, P/ j0 d2 F1 Z
Hacker: I'm white
& u. u, a, Q0 g% l) v" R1 W  w us again: This is probably the last time we met the
! D) T3 P" r9 q  F$ l; i+ O Hacker: Oh? What happened?
5 {4 V/ O# h) P1 X9 p4 n white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
8 t+ A9 }; K, f. Z. [( ~- f hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
- M3 x8 j* s4 j  l) z; H' c white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! $ ~; l! v; j9 C/ J5 J- h
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
( `1 A9 H+ e& I3 L: C1 }, h hackers: so late, and how not offline?
; i4 O, n/ x0 Q! ~! }$ \; _ white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power + ^9 L8 s# M: M
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
. ~. C( F5 R" P4 x' k. s white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power " J  W7 K; v# f2 x
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \" c# C% S4 Z3 n2 U
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
, _. n0 O8 n6 k; z" o* H white: You are not really powerful ' w/ ^5 K/ y3 l* ^! G7 N! C
hackers: so-so friends 4 a' G8 n+ \& g7 x  o6 g9 Q
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ! J7 t. b7 H; S9 w& y: a3 x
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait   O0 L0 N8 G# L9 F8 N
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it + e: Z0 e# e6 \; h% F
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
( z; C$ N% N# T+ o9 g6 v) b: [; C hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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