(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
( `) s; t2 e  U5 V4 o$ g前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
+ a7 z% E5 N0 ]前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
& R0 O  A' ?, j: z8 }; I+ Z前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
6 t8 J) B$ J$ h3 h( E2 kcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
# ]5 S& ?$ |2 ]2 t& B8 Y. G" {老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
5 o  \% i. {6 _. d4 H8 Q老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
. S- Z1 b$ o, n. L冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

+ x2 g7 q+ j/ s3 }. D5 d4 Z我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？