(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
  i8 S1 L  I( X+ g% ~9 v1 x) P清闲，面带微笑的：
( P( r5 ^& R$ I6 ~9 N前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
3 p/ M0 D* `* q" m前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
' a9 G& ~/ p8 R/ {7 |( X老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
) `* U; @) l6 u, k$ B老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- o' U8 V1 G& K老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

/ s) I/ e* d4 y& L, {, U我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？