(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
. u" ?& H- h1 m) m# c- n5 k, f! _老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
' {7 }* L* L9 D1 C8 y/ r' z老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
5 G5 @& ?0 O) v! x) H前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
" \' x) d( ^+ H/ ]老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
. ^9 Z  L5 r0 G7 e1 P/ I; v3 m) r4 y8 B4 A前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
$ |5 ~1 ]# O( j1 S老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
# }2 {0 F* \. a: s, P  _' g& b冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？