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(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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发表于 2010-4-30 10:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较! b& z! Z3 p* q% X, k! `) q
清闲,面带微笑的:/ L' o' b' X9 R7 ?5 P+ F+ e) ?
前台小姐:“hello.”- \* {" d  a+ Z, ^9 t3 g
老外:“hi.”
+ M1 f# z4 m% Z8 L. X2 q6 c前台小姐:“you have what thing?”: ?+ m& y2 x0 d& C! |- n, N
老外:“can you speak english?”2 Q- l3 ?: B7 a% ]
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”9 _3 _4 r* w, E
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
7 Q; X! n9 G4 s; Z5 [: {9 z2 X4 a# w前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you+ B* P4 t. O& o) o1 F- b( W
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
( c: W. G0 p. g4 O* y% V8 J老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”3 e% [! p/ F- T3 L2 ?/ C5 `
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
- h, T5 U/ S* g老外:“i want to speak to your head.”8 R5 @1 R( e# `  @# z. Z7 [
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”$ m3 Y3 d: x$ g$ n: C* y; N3 i$ ~
老外:........
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发表于 2010-4-30 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.
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发表于 2010-4-30 11:19 | 显示全部楼层
{:2_81:}
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发表于 2010-4-30 14:33 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我现在也这么说!!
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发表于 2010-5-2 20:57 | 显示全部楼层
我现在也这么说!!- A6 d. [8 ]- S& Z
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

4 y3 L7 m2 H9 b& c/ q0 t9 D" [我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!
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发表于 2010-5-4 00:10 | 显示全部楼层
啊哈哈~~~,这是个笑话吧?
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