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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较! b& z! Z3 p* q% X, k! `) q
清闲,面带微笑的:/ L' o' b' X9 R7 ?5 P+ F+ e) ?
前台小姐:“hello.”- \* {" d a+ Z, ^9 t3 g
老外:“hi.”
+ M1 f# z4 m% Z8 L. X2 q6 c前台小姐:“you have what thing?”: ?+ m& y2 x0 d& C! |- n, N
老外:“can you speak english?”2 Q- l3 ?: B7 a% ]
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”9 _3 _4 r* w, E
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
7 Q; X! n9 G4 s; Z5 [: {9 z2 X4 a# w前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you+ B* P4 t. O& o) o1 F- b( W
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
( c: W. G0 p. g4 O* y% V8 J老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”3 e% [! p/ F- T3 L2 ?/ C5 `
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
- h, T5 U/ S* g老外:“i want to speak to your head.”8 R5 @1 R( e# ` @# z. Z7 [
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”$ m3 Y3 d: x$ g$ n: C* y; N3 i$ ~
老外:........ |
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