(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
# K- }* ?9 N. J, |, T% \; {前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
( Q7 m1 M  J  \% u) w前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
! b3 r2 p2 W, h2 n; Y; M* ^老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
9 X- \! D* b" I8 ^! A* _9 W  W老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
8 l2 S/ S( h3 D4 ]2 D$ y* x+ x3 @  }前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
# M. G  K5 y/ |+ l' p前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？