a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
6 s* T7 Q% g! e. h. O" P" |! B* c& t  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
6 @2 i  y% b# @4 @/ O  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
; ~" @* l* g4 c! C" [1 m! w  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
# h& b5 [. _: U5 J7 |5 H% e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
4 B. i8 N7 ]+ q, v: R* I+ I                                                                           
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
/ g& q4 b$ A6 C2 B+ g6 e  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
' C- p7 E: U9 _+ V, Q: E% Q  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
; f/ _. O. u5 H( V  O  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
9 ~1 P5 ]+ R4 w1 X" f                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
& {8 |& |3 }  M! O5 G0 Q$ Q$ p  r  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  Q, F: I( |0 R8 A6 f/ d3 D  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
1 J) v' y: |0 B% ~  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
0 _6 h, a5 e$ Q, |  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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