a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
4 L# v% t6 f: U! t6 ]3 p, h% B0 K& m  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* f4 |* `3 Y* P# p' Z4 h2 c  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
6 E, f) D3 S1 ~8 A" O' h% V1 }  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
8 F+ n6 l4 e  Y  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
3 i- r9 d- Q# ]! N) b- p  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
% H8 t! C' C7 }4 {, J2 S  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
+ Z& y- ?+ [, F* W3 M+ C, Q; @  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
) c. ?: r2 D+ z) Z2 p5 ]  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
9 a1 |9 z3 N6 l  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
4 \/ u" s0 a0 I! d3 v  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( X9 r. [3 c5 L. B& ~! g! r- T1 q  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
4 j2 V3 K- H8 Q6 ~' ~  d9 W" y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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