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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ! Y8 p i6 F# m; |+ Z
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?- D r' G1 H, B M
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead." f' q) } A0 h) r. P
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1 q5 T4 F7 x9 a Redneck Cellar ) b5 f8 v; g0 [+ z) X8 Q R& S
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Redneck Garden
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2 b/ W( ~6 P. B2 s* H) ~7 b: J* O Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? + H9 f( q, ?' h- {) i4 l
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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; @- Z2 `1 b! C7 ^ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:( a( ~8 o6 r' t# M- t( C
1) The DNA is all the same9 N2 |7 h1 c s4 K2 J
2) There are no dental records
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" H; U/ v% O: M) M P Who invented the toothbrush?' N# N, v! Q4 [! d' d0 h" w
A Redneck!! 7 b6 f' I. j9 B( H+ l9 j" h
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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7 o# j8 N" g4 G# V) N. x Redneck Time Out( V2 R$ c5 z$ l% ]
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' g: C' n; C: N& I" g Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
1 e6 S, ~! P; `6 J The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair! b3 K& c% c3 v6 t0 E" h. J& H2 h
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' M7 B- y, Q" D2 H; s2 c! t& Z& J Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?0 v" G1 e# d* O/ W
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'4 A4 X4 j! T* K- g' [0 |: `/ w
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- C3 U; g2 j$ y4 j1 ~ A Redneck Thanksgiving8 J" P) w, H( k3 \ P
+ O' m" y. P% f: M( D (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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3 c9 M) {: o) J+ W: Q A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' $ t, y- G4 }) ^' f: n$ @5 i
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. a: p4 j) E; o H5 q( D3 D4 I A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.../ I j6 W( y- W# g
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