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; p% t! `6 p- \+ f x+ U3 JRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire- c% ^0 J& W, r7 g6 R% E
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.. K$ j2 G' ~% }$ p: H) l9 z; K. x( Z
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Redneck Cooler- D* U8 v. ?. E- R, w' g
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$ c% v9 u- C2 ]. {7 h/ l8 u How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?6 V3 H' J1 a6 o6 J+ G4 Y
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar ) @4 b# C0 T3 H8 J0 z7 j$ q% @' y5 e
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! K5 @8 P* J6 x' Z/ ^8 O0 Q3 { Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ) r8 k/ b5 S+ a$ e+ G+ v: Y s0 j
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
5 O6 J4 w% k6 a9 Q9 E8 x$ h- w 1) The DNA is all the same
, `+ ?" V) c: Q2 G 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)/ o' I; x2 e* |- I' a
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' H% o6 t* s5 J' l$ I4 h9 t Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? a$ ^$ V" J, O2 N; S" b! R/ F
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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* L8 S2 H7 A, g6 c Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed: r3 g9 |. a# ~
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair8 @/ d. o2 I3 R
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
+ n& h* o% v5 |- Z! O, ~ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 `. S$ E: `2 R# V4 C
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6 Q8 c; M3 ]$ Z0 b A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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# f: m5 f8 b& ?3 p& l! m A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 166 _& Z, i2 A4 ?! m1 c
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...0 _" Z% ^5 d4 j1 E
, K! t$ H* r6 A# y5 d That's all folks!
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