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5 ]& E/ h: S9 R4 g/ {" s" iRedneck Yard Swing
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3 Q! j; @6 x: D A Redneck passed away and left his entire
# L* E8 c, q* j( @* U: w8 Q. J1 r3 l estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14./ A0 a2 H; `8 |/ K
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- c! Q8 F, }( }& z Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?1 y+ v! j2 t. A Y1 ]! ~" c/ I
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar 6 `" m% S" \5 M; }3 K) G
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
0 ?: b$ m# @2 n0 I6 s% W6 M* o" z It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 7 B$ t9 i' `' D, o+ P
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1) The DNA is all the same) |/ o0 H4 X1 U( E. ]- @0 G
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?2 R3 L" S) h/ ~
A Redneck!! : z& e8 _% x. b& L/ d7 |
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush): V9 H1 `8 s" @1 b( K, X: X3 G
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Redneck Time Out( E0 F) S/ V' k) N' E. H
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; k# i% X7 F# y" j8 M! v Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?" B. d. |8 V6 {! R, g' q
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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0 u$ A" L2 N& Z. f, w4 C+ i A new Redneck law was just recently passed
* R: \' O, _: v When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. L' s: o+ D' Z& ?( }: i2 }
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
! {) U0 n2 `, L/ |5 x: v+ v 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving8 Q" e/ p) X& f# r4 e
/ g( q+ m& K8 N+ l' V5 x5 A0 i (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .' @( h3 N! N" \! c
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' # o4 ^" x; d& I3 K
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks!
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