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Redneck Yard Swing/ D& I( J {) g2 @# F$ ?4 e% ~, M _
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire- V& s* o! X: I/ y" O7 Q
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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- m7 B7 `6 w* {0 k7 }* W Redneck Cooler
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0 Z4 X! Q" C! Z$ I6 `2 f How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?* y4 ]5 f F0 x
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."# E! J; W6 h3 N
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Redneck Cellar 1 W+ n3 z/ ~& _+ y* c N
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; _ A9 ~0 j* r6 j Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? % [' I1 C8 l. y7 b: x
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. & N: F8 _! H8 Y! k
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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2 [; V D+ |* N% Q$ I5 r D7 m Who invented the toothbrush?
6 T r' t7 _6 t# d/ Q e! [* D7 a A Redneck!!
; n F8 Q: o+ |+ D (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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9 Z5 n& e8 f) R Redneck Time Out7 ]2 Q3 \/ g J' v
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1 ^( O* c/ e- n9 J2 O Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
: f1 `, M+ b& g& } The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.1 e, Q& Y: M9 b+ d# h. S
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0 q+ K: x$ o: y* r% A8 v Redneck Weenie Roast - z; v& s- X* b/ S
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?. X2 {# n" S+ U6 c# U
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'+ a: ?6 K) F! }3 j/ d0 O; p
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0 [6 l6 ? \: n1 z A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)& b8 h- V9 \1 t& x$ }5 T8 \
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' . Q1 w2 k# y0 q8 l' P, `) J
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& |2 i' x# Y3 ]( R A Redneck Christmas Sleigh..., \1 m' a' C$ [9 x/ a2 C
" H4 D- K5 ]$ U6 v" g4 N/ @& i That's all folks!
9 W& z0 ?; ^. O, S, f2 C. w: V+ X I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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