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Redneck Yard Swing4 C/ \ [9 }5 b
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?$ f5 ?( n1 T d2 @" p G7 f, Z* W
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
4 G+ J: K7 |4 G C; q It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. / {7 K' {1 j2 l; K
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Redneck Limo
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1 m8 Q9 G4 m. D" p- r, t Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox$ [0 i! b" @2 c, d, x2 u& w
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2 L2 X& @1 @; o( D4 Y8 H Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?0 M4 f/ C9 }. v" o3 K
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'0 ~3 h# P# o, X7 |: D: `
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A Redneck Thanksgiving- R; z, E1 l% W- _, u
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' " J0 ~8 o6 G4 n0 S: Y
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...8 e! `4 |+ S% `$ J" ]6 e
6 Q. i' i3 ?3 h/ K! I/ |; T That's all folks!
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