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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler8 s( E6 q# R8 E& b
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
$ j/ O& u7 F0 K% O When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."/ y1 j0 T0 O' y" v- H2 q) I# O
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
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6 J; D7 ?8 U/ W Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
' j5 H4 h& u8 V+ B2 B 1) The DNA is all the same }* @% v: V8 N1 Y2 M, j% ]
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* j/ l% b: Q- V2 h6 e Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
& N6 j1 X! n. @7 `; i: P/ r! l The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.! Q8 ?. o. U% [7 L6 U8 R
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6 a' U, u( G. s A new Redneck law was just recently passed
- l2 {0 A2 R0 s B; S0 D8 u When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.+ A8 n- r/ Q" Z z$ T8 c
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0 F" {; C2 A( x/ ]# M, \" D3 X Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?0 d$ v; R& O+ E8 m" v1 ?- M
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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. Z- ]" K$ e6 G& o3 P7 B3 k6 D U A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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, I _3 W2 X- `5 @ A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks!
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