Redneck

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* F# H4 o3 x/ b! lRedneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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. r4 t# {2 n9 x3 ^3 {  P How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
Redneck Garden
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% i4 c, k5 S' M' i. O Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
7 |$ s' N, q) ]: T. \& @  w% l  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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3 o: z2 y1 G- M  Redneck Limo
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9 h2 ^7 Y) P- E9 l Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
. p- S$ J3 B) l, N1 R" d 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
) h: i4 g8 ]7 A8 p( F" C  H* v (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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8 ?: f2 F% g0 |# P: `( y Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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9 w. S+ ~9 g4 t0 U. a' ] A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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9 M" y6 ~% p1 ]: k, y+ J+ d Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
% g2 W7 f+ G5 ^0 t! S 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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: Z& C( @% Y2 T0 Y- ^9 l& V A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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: }& \( |* r. U2 l8 W$ \         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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1 U: Q- c5 U. {9 Q. O  That's all folks!
! p% C1 q; P$ ]" U I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25